| Rumble 2004 Return to Ruonds 1-2 Round 3 Carol Wrote: *ZZZZ-Flash-ZZZZ** The warp doors were never designed to accommodate that many people at one time, so we need a brief recap here�. **Flash** CyRog emerges from the warp door in the Coliseum followed by the Witch King (he really has no anatomy to confuse), and the Zorro-Windu-Wesley-Mega-morph-freako-glop-thing emerges from the warp door in Disneyland. Meanwhile, just a splint second later, Fillmore, ace safety patroller, appears in the Colosseum, barely missing the tragic accident that has so tragically disfigured many of your favorite characters. Tolkien: Well, that�s different. I need to talk to my lawyer�can this be done? Scottie the crusty-but-lovable engineer: Well, that reminds me of an unfortunate episode�. JK Rowling: Well, Voldie seems a bit shocked. On Hoth Voldemort has stopped to assess the appearance of Zorro-Windu-Wesley-Mega-morph-freako-glop-thing [ZWWMMFGT - Zwimfigit]. With twelve limbs in unfortunate places, three heads in even worse places and no particular sense of being, Zwimfigit stumbles forward, not really aware of his [????] surroundings. �Avada Kedavra� JK Rowling: Looks like the Man-Who-Can�t-Kill-The-Boy-Who-Lived is invincible! Huzzah for me! Meanwhile, in the Coliseum, CyRog stumbles through the door followed by the Witch King. The freakish unnaturalness of this combination attracts the attention of Jessica and the Count who look over to see Shadow and Flame (with a banana clip over its eyes) sizing up the Witch King. Lady Jessica: Hmm�this could be�entertaining. The Count: Did you see a little Abyssinian with a safety patrol sash dart out from behind the Witch King? CyRog: UNGHHHHH UNGHHHHHH Witch King: Heavy Breathing Heavy Breathing CyRog: UNGHHHHH UNGHHHHHH Witch King: More Heavy Breathing Peter Jackson (to Tolkien): Sorry, chap. My fault. Wrote in all that heavy breathing. Dramatic, you know. See�Hufff huffff huff. Tolkien: *rolls eyes* Meanwhile, CyRog has decided it likes the Witch King less than it likes itself (the living shadow dead apparently CAN have bad breath.) It raises an arm to its banana clip and WHOOSH �.a bolt of shadow and flame, flame and shadow, shadow and flame and a trickle of laser blast power engulf the Witch King and catch him in mid chuckle� Witch King: Heh heh heh�.argh�.gasp�.ugh�.. Lady Jessica: Well, true enough, that is �No Man� whatever it is. Count: Well, what do we do with Mr. Shadow Flame Banana Clip man? Stan Lee: Jess, sweetie, that�s Cyclops. Do me a favor�*Stan Lee steps out of the cosmic commentator�s box into the Coliseum and spends a few minutes whispering with Jessica. She grins. Lady Jessica: Sure, Stan. Lady Jessica finds inner calm, musters her powers and�.. BOOM�.the Balrog and Cyclops go flying apart, throwing the Balrog through the warp door where he appears in Disneyland. Cyclops lies passed out on the ground in the Coliseum. The Count: Shouted it out, eh? (SO, to recap. The Count, Jessica, the Cyclops and Ace Safety Patroller Fillmore (hidden behind a bench) are in the Coliseum. The Balrog is dazed and confused in Disneyland and Voldemort vaunts villainous victory at Hoth. **Flash**) Cindy wrote: Cindy: Ah! Here is a character from Robin McKinley's The Blue Sword--Corlath, king of the Damarians (a sort of African/Arabesque people) Hugo: Arabesque is a French word; I'll have you know. Cindy: Shut up. Anyway, he is an impressive swordsman, and carries his impressive blade at his belt, as well as a dagger. More importantly, he possesses the Kelar magic, which gives him a sort of sixth sense, guiding him where he is needed, and occasionally pushes him into bursts of fury, during which his magic is unleashed in frightening ways. Modern weapons (rifles, guns, etc.) are useless against him and his Kelar, and if his powers are fully roused they can cause nothing less than full catastrophes. Mark: Enough exposition! Get on with the rumble! Cindy: Yes, Yes. Corlath appears in Fangorn forest, where he is alone, but his Kelar immediately compels him toward the warp door, which sends him to--the Coliseum. He guesses that the apparently empty edifice is hiding someone, or some ones. Corlath: Hello? Show yourselves! Are you friend or foe? Cindy: The Lady Jessica emerges, attempting to use the voice on him--but his mind resists it, and his eyes turning yellow, he lashes out with the rage of his magic. Corlath: You try to control me Woman? You shall need craftier tricks than that. Cindy: Jessica scurries back to cover and commands Cyclops to attack him. Corlath, however, uses his Kelar to render Cyclops' optic shield useless, and the mutant is forced to shut his eyes to keep from blasting everything he sees. Next Jessica sends out the Count, who is quickly cut to ribbons by Corlath's swift blade. Corlath: Enough of this child's play! I see I have no true worthy foes here. My real battle waits elsewhere! Cindy: With that, he starts for the warp door. But does he go to Hoth, to face Voldemort, to Disneyland, to confront the Balrog, or back to the empty forest? We shall see. On to Mark! (So, Corlath is in transit, Voldemort is on Hoth, the Balrog is in Disneyland, and Lady Jessica and Cyclops are in the Coliseum. Fillmore is still hiding under a bench) Mark Wrote: Mark: A flash of Darkness in the Used Car Lot is seen out of the corner of the eye. Immediately, each of the announcers wonder--was that a competitor? But now there is nothing there but wind and shadow. Our attention is dragged back to Disneyland, where-- Tolkien: The Balrog, raging against the world, has taken to dismantling the pleasant architecture he finds around him. Corlath arrives on the scene, and immediately sees a much more worthy foe. Corlath: Turn and face me, demon! Tolkien: The Balrog turns and roars, his whip snapping a challenge. He leaps forward to battle! The flaming sword clashes against the blue steel, and the battle is joined. The Balrog's power is great--most likely far greater than Corlath's. They fight, and-- Stan Lee: And Lady Jessica is starting to see Cyclops as more dangerous than he's worth just now. Without his optic shield, he is rendered either blind or destructive. After he accidentally blows a fifty foot hole in the Coliseum's wall, Jessica directs him through the warp door, sending him as a walking bomb to meet some one of her enemies. Fillmore moans and cries and wets his pants, Cyclops goes through the door and-- J. K. Rowling: And Voldemort is again ready for a fight. He raises his wand and steps through the door, landing in the Coliseum, a split second after Cyclops leaves. Jessica is caught unprepared. She cannot use the voice until she hears here new opponent speak--so as to mimic his voice patterns (read the book, for Pete's sake!). Jessica: Well met, wizard! Have you nothing to say. J.K. Rowling: Tom smiles, points his wand, and speaks a single word. Voldemort: CRUCIO! J.K. Rowling: Jessica screams in pain, but Voldemort doesn't let up on the pain for the rest of the five minutes. Fillmore is terrified, and wets his pants again. Stan Lee: Meanwhile, Cyclops has landed in the Used Car Lot, and gingerly opens his eyes to see where he is. Volvos go flying as he does so. Cyclops: Hmm. This looks familiar. I wonder why I left it before? Mark: But he has very little time to wonder. A blind man is even more of a sitting duck for the Shadow one of Mardra. Lord Slink the Coward fades through the shadows around him, takes shape, and slices once across his throat. Cyclops screams, and his eyes blaze about in wanton destruction, but Slink flees far into the yard. In a few minutes, the mutant's life bleeds out of him and Slink slips back into the shadows. (Corlath and the Balrog fight in Disneyland. Voldemort is torturing Jessica in the Coliseum, while Fillmore looks on from under his bench. Slink is fading back into the shadows to trap his next victim.) Robert Wrote: FLASH Robert: A new combatant has entered the Rumble. Who could it be? Stan Lee: It's one of my favorite creations... or rather... two of my favorite creations. Robert: Suitable enigmatic Mr. Lee, but I see that you are correct. Spiderman, who is wearing a black suit (I take it everyone realizes what this means) enters the arena. He appears right in front of Slink. Slink can't believe his good fortune and stabs at Spidey's back. Before the knife can strike home, the Venom symbiote turns the blade to the side with a creepy black tentacle that sprouts from the webhead's back. Spiderman doesn't even notice any of this happening. Lord Slink the Coward is suitable spooked by the symbiote and flees through the nearest portal. JK Rowling: Back to my character! Robert: Fine, fine. Voldemort continues his sadistic torture of the Lady Jessica. Unfortunately for him, the Bene Genneserit training involves building up a considerable pain tolerance. Jessica is basically pretending to be in pain. JK Rowling: No fair! Robert: Fair? No, probably not. Jessica pretends to spasm in pain as she pulls out the gom jabbar. The next instant, she lunges at Voldemort. Bad luck for her today though. Voldemort dodges the lunge and decides to take her more seriously. "Avada Kedavra!" Thump Voldemort looks at the needle Jessica's corpse was holding. A few scrying spells told him it was an incredibly virulent poison. Voldemort takes it and goes on in search of his next victim. His search doesn't take long. He sees the sniveling Fillmore under one of the benches in the coliseum. He raises his wand and is about to say something, but the five minutes have expired. JRR Tolkien: This Corlath fellow is truly valiant. He would surely reach the Halls of Mandos were he an elf. Robert: Indeed. Corlath's skill and magic are allowing him to survive thus far, but he is not winning by any stretch of the imagination. The Balrog is beginning to get frustrated, for neither side can tip the balance. Who or what will intervene to break this stalemate? (Voldemort has his wand raised, ready to hit Fillmore with something particularly nasty. Corlath and the Balrog are fighting a titanic duel, with neither side being able to do any damage to the other. Lord Slink is about to reappear through one of the gates. Spiderman, wearing the Venom symbiote, is hanging upside down from a crane in the junkyard wondering how he got there.) RJ Wrote: RJ: Well this is going to be a short one�gotta go for Turkey Day! Homer J. Simpson: MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM. Turkey! (Drools) RJ: Our new fighter is the giant Goliath of Gaul. He has appeared on Hoth. I sure hope he doesn�t freeze! John Madden: Meanwhile the duel continues in what is left of Main Street Disneyland�the Balrog and Corlath are quite a match. As Corlath takes a move away from one of the Balrog�s whip swipes, he falls into the portal and gets transported to Fangorn. The Balrog follows and ends up on Hoth�boy, oh, boy, things sure will melt now! RJ: It will be very interesting to see how Goliath deals with that creature. Meanwhile, Voldemort has killed Fillmore�after making him wet himself again�with the Forbidden Curse. He walks off and enters the portal and finds himself in the empty car lot. John Madden: Lord Slink has move his way into the now deserted Disneyland�I bet Walt wouldn�t like him there! Stan Lee: Spidey has also been on the prowl�he has looked around and found a portal�it takes him to Fangorn as well. RJ: What will happen to Spiderman and Corlath? That will have to be decided in the next Round because here comes the flash and a new competitor! (So, Spiderman/Venom and Corlath are in Fangorn, Slink is in Disneyland, Voldemort is in The Car Junkyard, and Goliath and the Balrog are in Hoth) Brian Wrote: Well here's the last 5 minutes of round 3. The newest flash of light brought something small and furry. It seems harmless. King Arthur: Beware that evil bunny!!! Everyone Run!!! That thing will kill us all Brian: Yes that's right, it's The Bunny of Monty Python fame, who just recently made a return in a Citibank Visa commercial. (Anybody else seen that one? It's hilarious) He appears in the Junkyard. Voldemort is about to step on the annoying little cute thing when it launches itself at his throat. I guess cute bunnies are just as destructive as cute babies to "He-who-can-not-be-named." Stacey: So that makes the first kill on your time, Brian. Brian: Yes, I tried to hold back, but The Bunny had to come out (he's never missed a Rumble after all), and once he does, you know that killing is coming soon. Mark, Cindy, Robert, RJ, et all: Get On With IT!!! Brian: ok, ok! So the Bunny is chewing on the shriveled nasty body of the wizard meanwhile, in Disneyland Lord Slink the Coward is flitting off to find a nice place to hide/ ambush anyone. After a few minutes of searching he finds a perfectly dark place! The newly refinished Space Mountain. What better place than an indoor darkened roller coaster. The dark and noise of the ride will most assuredly cover any of his movements. Stacey: at the same time, on Hoth, the Balrog has been extinguished. No, he's not dead, but as you remember, when he and Gandalf landed in the water at the bottom of that pit his fire went out. Now he's just a large stone-ish thing. And so Goliath isn't too scared of him, and attacks. This probably won't last too long. Brian: Certainly not as long as the battle between Venom/Spidey and Corlath (Since I know little of one set and nothing of the other guy I'll leave this battle to someone else). Stacey: See, already the Balrog has knocked Goliath down and ***FLASH*** . . . Well, I guess Carol can finish that battle too. (So, The Balrog is about to finish off Goliath on Hoth, Spidey/Venom and Corlath have begun to fight in Fangorn, Slink is hiding in Space Mountain, and The Bunny has just finished off his meal.) Round 4 CAROL WROTE: A reminder from your friendly neighborhood rumble writer, Carol: SAILOR MOON is Immortal - meaning my immortal pick. But even if you COULD kill her, she is reborn again and again and again and again.. ***FLASH*** Carol: There is more flashing here than at a U-Mass Spring Run. Robin McKinley: Who is that silly looking girl and why is she in that stupid sailing outfit. Takeuchi Naoko: The sailor uniform was very much the symbol of a young schoolgirl and that junior high was a very challenging and emotional period for girls. I wanted to create a character that would empower my readers, and that girls could easily relate to because of the uniform. Older men also like those uniforms, and that may explain the diverse fan base and the stunned immobility of Spider thingee and Corlath - a known pedophile. (I mean Harry was probably "of age" but COME ON PEOPLE!) John Madden: Looks like a cheerleader has come to watch the big boys play. Sailor Moon: (Giggle giggle) Big boys? Sailor moon then begins to spin and dance..dance and spin..bubbles..ribbon .ethereal music. While the moon princess twirls her curls, let's take a peeksee at Hoth. Tolkein: Really, I think we ought get back to the dancing girls. CRUNCH!!!!!!!!!! RIP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Tolkein: This Goliath chap is not fairing well. Who wrote that character any way? He could do with some character development, and he has no sweet skills. No nun chuck skills, no drawing skills.. Carol: JRR Dynamite? Stan Lee: Spidey. Spidey black tights. Snap out of it. This is no dance review. Sailor moon is now encompassed by a giant bubble and the music has taken a decisively victorious tone.. Meanwhile, The bunny has slipped to the warp door and appeared in Disney land. ...Cooooooooooooooooosmic Mooooooon Poooooowwwerrrrr..the sky flashes pink and blue and ***pooof*** Sailor Moon: Moon dusted! I didn't like the way they were looking at me anyway. That Corlath was a creepy old man. He reminded me of Raye's grandpa. McKinley: No fairseys! He has Kevlar. ur. Kelar! Takeuchi Naoko: Well, I guess you can't say he didn't see that coming. Back on Hoth, the Balrog has ripped a limb from Tree Beard's still flaming corpse and strolls to the warp door humming a Doors tune (come on Treebeard light my fire. time to set the 'Rog on FIREEEE). He steps through and appears in Disneyland. (So, Pretty Immortal Sailor Moon is enjoying the leaves of Fangorn "It takes me back to the moon kingdom."; The bunny is nibbling on a Mickey topiary; the Balrog is turning on his pilot light on Main Street USA; and the shadow assassin guy is fast asleep in the middle of Space Mountain) Brian interupts<<<< My little brother Joe is going to join in taking the place of Alexander. So he will receive from Carol and send to Cindy. His picks are #1 :Ash (The Pokemon Master) #2: StormShadow (The GI Joe [actually Cobra] Ninja) Anyway here he goes Joe Writes: Tolkien: Well, we're back at rumble 4 in the 4th round, looking through the already quite ravaged Main Street USA the Balrog stalks through dragging his flaming whip and smashing old time souvenir shops and saloons on his way. John Madden: hmm well wee got a pumpkin rolling outta the car lot right by the warp door andigeddinDARK...and here we got da pumpkin a blowin up and in the guts and juice of it we gotta JACK (the pumpkin king) and i heranobodacanayellalikeecan BOOM tough actin Tinactin, boy do i like chicken wings! (This is the main character and head honcho of Halloween Town in The Nightmare Before Christmas He's a scary dude who can scream really loud and is very nimble and acrobatic. He doesn't do a bad rendition of jingle bells either) Lucas: (coming back from the naughty room) Can I come out now?? Joe: Are you two going to stop fighting? ... Tell Tolkien that your fantastical creations are just as fantastical as his no more ... no less. Lucas: (mumbling) your creations are as good as mine. Tolkien: (so Joe cant hear) or better Lucas: hey! Joe: quit it! Or you�ll both sit in the corner. Getting back to the rumble Bunny sees the Sleeping Beauty's Castle and heads towards it thinking of how many French people must be inside. Even though they taste like elderberries bunnies hungry again. King Arthur: You bet he bloody is! Tolkien: At the same time the Balrog is also nearing the Castle. Now we see if size does matter. Lucas: You better hope it does! Tolkien: Go remaster one of your movies; maybe then people will watch them again. Lucas: I'm above you. King Arthur: Whoa the bloody rabbits got a hold of the Balrog�s mammoth neck. (just like in Monty Python the scene splits from the bunny on his neck to the Balrog's head being gone) Lucas: Nya Nya! that would have never happened to the rancor. Tolkien: yes he died by the Panzy twins right?.....hmm??.....EXACTLY!! Joe: That�s it! Tolkien, to the corner, Lucas you to the naughty room Joe: you've been a naughty sci-fi director, and Tolkien, don't rub it in that Lucas's guys aren't all that tough. (Mark and Cindy give a glare) Joe (sheepishly):....they aren't.... John Madden: Well while that works itself out, I'm gonna do a spot for BOOM tough actin Tinactin That should get me that big bucket of wings. Oh and Jack warped to Disney and let's out a loud scream. Boy thaguycanholler!! Pedro: Yeah that bunny ran to Toon Town to get away. Madden: Whoryou? Pedro: nobody actually I'll never be heard from after this sentence. *Poof* (So, we have Sailor Moon still gallivanting in the forest. The bunny is back nibbling on Looney�s in Toon Town. Jack the pumpkin king of Halloween Town is on Main Street USA. While Slink, the cowardly fraidy cat he is, is still hiding in Space Mountain) Cindy Writes: Stephen R. Donaldson: It is rare that any of my creations appear in these blood baths, as most are too plagued with self-doubt and crippling guilt to fight mindlessly. However, the mighty giantess who has just appeared in Hoth will not hesitate to put her formidable skills in combat to use if she sees a good purpose in it. She has a name, but is usually known simply as The First. She is a brave but grim giant, bearing the weight of ponderous memories of her past as constantly as she wears her sword. She assesses her new surroundings carefully, a heavy crease in her brow. The First: This frozen land bodes no good. Such weather breeds vile creatures. I shall not go outside, though the silence of this place comes near to chilling me as much as the wind and snow. Much blood, I sense, has already been spilt here. How many dead? Too many for my heart to be at ease. Cindy: Well, I don't feel like killing anyone off right now--rumbles are more interesting when there are enough characters alive to actually be doing something. No confrontations occur in these five minutes, though The First is unknowingly nearing a warp door and Jack has left Main Street and is nearing Space Mountain where Slink lurks. And that's that! (So, Sailor Moon in Fangorn, The Bunny in Toon Town, Jack entering Space Mountain where Slink is, the First at the warp door in Hoth) Mark Wrote: FLASH<, >flash< Stan Lee: Well, I thought I saw two flashes that time, a little one in the Car Lot, and In Disneyland, it looks like a guy on a horse, or... Witch Lady behind them all: Rise up my Unholy Avenger! Stan Lee, Lucas, Tolkien, and a few others: Gah! Where'd she come from? Witch Lady: Rise up! Ride again to capture what you have lost! A head for a head! Mickey Mouse: Ha, Ha! It looks like it's the Headless Horseman, marching down main street USA. Not the one from the cartoon, though. Ha, Ha, Ha! Mark: No indeed, this is the horseman from the awful Tim Burton film "Sleepy Hollow," as played by Ray Park. Strong, resourceful, driven and determined, and quite a swordsman. Witch: Horseman, bring me the head of...let's see. They all look like they need to die so badly! Mark: The Horseman is especially difficult to kill because he's dead to begin with. To defeat him, one must return to him his lost head--which apparently appeared in the used car lot, and fell immediately into the trunk of an old Hyundai, which then shut and locked. Hmm. Witch: Oh, let's get one nearby. Horseman! Bring me the head of...Jack Skellington! Stan Lee: And the Horrible Headless Horseman goes Galloping grimly toward Space Mountain, where Slink is already shadow-fading around behind Jack. Jack senses some dark presence, but can't quite identify it. Stephen R. Donaldson: Meanwhile, the First has passed through the warp door, and landed in the Coliseum. She takes a moment to survey her surroundings, but it seems that there is no one here to test her puissance. But look! The bunny has grown bored of Toon Town, and heads toward the warp door. Mayhaps he will give The First her first taste of battle today. Mark: Slink is just beginning to fade out of the shadow behind Jack, when suddenly the horseman charges into Space Mountain on his horse. Jack: Well, hello, there! You look like someone from Halloween-town! Tell me, how -- >Swipe!< Mark: The Horseman chops Jack's head off with a single stroke, scoops up the head and gallops off again. Slink hardly has a chance to breathe, when Jack's body leaps to its feet and begins chasing after them! Jack's head: Now, that was uncalled for! Where are you taking me? I'll need my body, y'know! Witch: Oh darn. Mark: That's right, witch, for since Jack is dead, he can pull off his own head and recite Shakespearean quotations. So, decapitation won't actually remove him from the tournament at all. Witch: Well, I better send him after someone else then... Jack: Come back with my head! Mark: The Horseman gallops off with Jack's head, while Slink fades back into the shadows and settles down to keep waiting some more. Slink is nothing if not patient. Meanwhile, the Bunny has popped through the warp door, and arrived in the coliseum. It leaps at The First, who dodges its deadly teeth! Tim: It's got nasty big pointy teeth! Mark: But The First is a ten-foot tall warrior with a six-foot broad sword! She winds back her sword arm, and when the bunny leaps at her again, she swings like a baseball batter, and knocks the furry little bunny back through the warp door. Crow: Home run! And the crowd goes wild. Tom. Crow, and Joel: Yay! Mark: The bunny lands, dazed but still alive, in Fangorn. It is just starting to shake it off when suddenly... Sailor Moon: Oh! What a sweet little bunny rabbit! Come here you! You know, in Japanese, my name is Usagi, which means rabbit, and my hair looks kind of like rabbit ears, even if some people say it looks like meatballs, but I think... Mark: Sailor Moon cuddles the bunny. She is lucky it is still stunned. Tim: Careful little girl! Tha's no ordinary rabbit! (So, Sailor Moon cuddling the bunny in Fangorn. The First in the Colliseum, Slink still in shadow form in Space mountain, The Headless Horseman riding down Main Street USA towards the Warp door with Jack's head. Jack's body pursuing them. The Horseman's head in the locked trunk of a Hyundai in the Used Car Lot) Robert Wrote: FLASH Alexander: Back to the fighting!!! Robert: What happened to you? Alexander: I got kinda busy, but I'm more free now and I'll add comments as I fell it appropriate Robert: Okay, so the new fighter is Bruce Lee. He is kind of confused as he has arrived in the coliseum where he sees a cartoony girl cuddling a rabbit who... no... eeewww! The rabbit seems to have woken from his stupor and has bitten Sailor Moon's am. She shrieks and flees through the door leaving the bunny. The crowd goes absolutely wild. This is blood sport par excellence. Bruce Lee approaches the bunny. Robert: So Slink has slunk out of Space Mountain, because no one was there. He heads through the warp door and ends up in Fangorn forest. Robert: Jack continues to follow the Headless Horseman and they both go through the warp door, ending back in the junkyard. (So, Sailor Moon has just shown up in Hoth, bleeding copiously from her right arm. Bruce Lee is about to tangle with the Bunny in the Coliseum. Jack is still chasing the Headless Horseman through the junkyard. Slink is lurking in Fangorn.) RJ Wrote: FLASH RJ: And with another flash of light our new competitor arrives at last. New foe: Make way for Willie! (heavy Scottish accent) RJ: Yes it is Grounds-keeper Willie from the Simpson�s. JK Rowling: But Hagrid is the groundskeeper�a much better character than some funny looking man with a nearly non-understandable accent... Man: I would have to disagree. JK: Who are you? RJ: He�s Matt Groening, creator of the Simpsons. Welcome to the Commentator�s Booth here on Rumble Four. Matt: Thanks. Well, anyway, back to Willie. He appears in the junkyard and immediately begins looking for tools that he can use to wreak havoc and destruction. The Headless Horseman pays him no attention but just gallops off to the warp door he came through and appears in Disneyland once again. Jack tries to follow, but as we have seen before the warp door send the competitor anywhere�Jack reappears in Hoth�very put out without his head. John Madden: There is some great action going on in the Coliseum. The Bunny is trying to do Bruce in but Mr. Lee is fast�he has dodged every attack so far�this surely will be a good battle! RJ: Hey, don�t call me Shirley�that�s my mom, Mr. Madden. I agree there is a good fight there�nothing as of yet on Fangorn where I think, Spiderman and Corlath were killed by Sailor Moon. Meanwhile Sailor Moon on Hoth has found a medical station and has bound up her wounded arm�I can�t bear to see a woman suffer and since she is immortal, she would have gone unconscious by the loss of blood, but now she will be just fine. Jack continues to wander around and goes through the warp door to the Junkyard. Tolkien: (from his corner) Blah, Blah, Blah�it is not a real rumble without one of my creations in it. RJ: Hey JJR�if you can�t be nice, we�ll have you leave. Fangorn is HOSTING the rumble right now�you don�t see Matt complaining about his locations being left out, do you? Matt: Hey that is right! Why isn�t Springfield included in the locals? Mark: Can we get on with it�I know Brian is anxious to get the rumble again. Oh by the way, congrats on the marriage! RJ: Thanks; maybe I can get Jamie to say a few words next time. So with another short round, we have a coming flash of light... (So, Willie and Jack are in the Junkyard unaware of each other. The Headless Horseman is galloping some where in Disneyland�chopping of heads in �It�s a Small World� and Sailor Moon is on Hoth, trying to regain strength after having her arm nibbled on. Bruce Lee and the Bunny are waging battle in Rome and Slink is lurking under on of the many Ents in Fangorn.) Brian Wrote: That flash of light was in Hoth. Bad Singing voice: Dashing through the snow, got a list of foes to slay, down the hall I go, laughing all the way! Bullets in my gun, are gonna join the fight, Oh what fun it is to run and sing a SLAYING song tonight! Not Santa: Someone needs to tell that guy Christmas is over and ya just can't sing carols anymore. Brian: What sick universe are you from anyway? Whoever invented you is really messed up! Mark: Doooh! Brian: Anyway, our new competitor is wearing khaki and a safari helmet, and carrying a very large elephant gun. He is Van Pelt from Jumanji. (As you know, he is a game character, so he has to follow specific rules. He will kill every character in the rumble (assuming they don't kill him) but only on their 'turn.' He will kill the oldest character to the newest. So here's the list he's got: 1 - Slink 2- Bunny 3- Sailor Moon 4- Jack 5- First the Giant (who seems to have been forgotten) 6- Headless Horseman 7- Bruce Lee 8- Willie. He has amazing instincts for the hunt. If you've not seen Jumanji, he chases after Robin Williams' character relentlessly, always seeming to know where he has gone, and how to get there.) Anyway, he strides off toward the warp door. Oddly he stops just before it and counts to 3 before stepping through. He appears in Fangorn. Looking at his list he strides straight toward Slink. Mark: Except Slink is in his shadow form and therefore impervious to physical attacks. Van Pelt: Aahh! I nearly forgot. He cocks his gun and changes bullets. The new bullet he puts in is pitch Black. Cindy: I have a bad feeling about this . . . Brian: Van Pelt lifts his elephant gun and fires a massive hole in the tree Slink was standing under. Unfortunately for Slink, the bullet was a 'shadow bullet' with his name on it. Slink's a goner. The resulting explosion sends Van Pelt sprawling to the ground by the Warp door. He stands up, dusts himself off and steps to the warp door. He counts slowly to 4 and steps through. Amazingly he appears in the coliseum with Bruce, the Bunny and First. Bruce kicks the Bunny away from himself and the bunny attacks First. She seems to be holding her own, for the moment. Meanwhile Bruce attacks Van Pelt. Van Pelt: Out of my way you fool, it isn't your turn yet. Mr. Miyagi: Bruce doesn't seem to care however he is pummeling Van Pelt mercilessly. Brian: Meanwhile in the Junkyard, Groundskeeper Willie has noticed Jack's pitiful body running around and decided to help. Willie: Arr, 'ere ya go ladie, ya seem to be missin' a head. Try thissn' on fer size. He grabs a head from the Hyundai he'd been working on and screws it onto Jack's body. **Flash** (So, Bruce Lee & Van Pelt, Bunny and First are fighting in the colosseum, Willie and Jack are in the Junkyard, the Headless Horseman is in Disneyland feeling oddly?, and Sailor Moon has finished bandaging herself and has begun playing dress-up with Princess Leia's stuff in her room.) Round 5 Carol Writes: **Flash** After the flash a long legged gal in a red sailor suit appears warily on Hoth.. She crouches, looks around and then heads off to the hangar (where there is a fire still a burnin�) she kneels down and begins her prayers (In the next five min she will be able to assess weaknesses of all of her opponents.) Tolkien: It seems that this silly iceberg has some effect on girls� minds. Sailor moon is still trying on clothes, although she does seem to like the snow bunny suit. It makes her mind wander back to the vacation she and Darien had � Carol: In the meantime there are still several scuffles at the coliseum. Van Pelt is having a time of it trying to get past Bruce Lee. Pelt keeps aiming for the bunny, but Mr. Lee is very distracting with his out of sync talking and arm chopping. Cindy: Unfortunately my Giantess has missed out on a bit of the action. That�s okay though because there has been a lot of blood spilt already. The first is handling the bunny pretty well. I don�t think anyone has a doubt how things are going to end. Mark: The headless horsie is riding the carousel. Bri-Guy: Jack is fed up with Willie and makes a dash for the warp door. Willie chases after him. (So, Bruce Lee & Van Pelt, Bunny and First are fighting in the coliseum, Willie and Jack are in the Junkyard, the Headless Horseman is in Disneyland. Sailor playing dress-up with Princess Leia's stuff in her room, and Sailor Mars has reached enlightenment.) Joe writes: Joe: Sorry I'm late. Traffic was killer, those Boston drivers are all rubber-neckers, boy it's a good thing I don�t drive. Bruce Lee and Van Pelt are really goin� at it. Madden: You said it Joe thatashotgunmangettinatabeaten POW! that Bruce guy is fast. Hesagotis gun out of his hand and givin em a good 20 kicks to the hunters face in a single jump. WHAT A PLAY! You guys got any more o these wings they are delish. Tolkien: I'm not having anymore now. Madden: wella gimme a yell ifin' you want some (polite smile and disgusted shudder from Tolkien as Madden ravages yet another bowl of wings) *FLASH* Lucas: Out of the smoke a teenager with a red baseball cap appears Japanese kid chorus: I WANT TO BE THE VERY BEST, LIKE NO ONE EVER WAS Madden (shaking violently): So many.... flashing lights.... Chorus: TO CATCH THEM ALL IS MY REAL TEST, TO TRAIN THEM IS MY CAUSE, Madden's shaking stops and he is still. Tolkien: Somebody should get a doctor! Chorus: POKEMON Lucas: Oh no.... Japanese announcer: it is ASH KETCHUM He comes out in the coliseum and exclaims, �I have never seen one of those before. (Throws a red ball towards the bunny) Lucas: It disappeared and now the ball is wiggling. Japanese announcer: ASH KETCHUM YOU JUST CAUGHT A BUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!! Capturing bunny is very good creatures but is not a pokemon Ash dances and then holds the ball in the air and then runs to the portal. Meanwhile, Willie is looking around the junkyard and looking for somewhere to get a drink (Scottish) C-3P0: Jack is bored with the junkyard and goes to the portal where he warps and meets with the headless horseman. They immediately realize they come from the same person and also that none of Mr. Burton's ideas are that unique from each other and decide to join forces. Burt Bacarach: And the ladies always take forever trying on clothes. Darien: Tell me about it. You know how long it took her to find the perfect moon princess gown! "This one makes me look fat, I wanna show more back than that, These gloves are too tight" and worst of all ...."does this one look moon-ie enough to you?" We ended up getting in a fight and postponing the wedding! (So, the sailors are trying on Leia clothes, Ash is in a warp with Bunny as his pokemon, Bruce is standing over Van Pelt screaming something in Chinese, with The First nearby. Headless and Jack are pal-ing it up in Disneyland on main street and Willie is gettin a drink at the Toon Town Pub.) Cindy Wrote: Robert Jordan: Ah . . . at last, on of my creations! Oh, wait, it's just a boring old Myrdraal . . . those are so completely dull . . . I stopped caring about them books and books ago. Cindy: Well, too bad--this is all you get for now. The Myrdraal has appeared in Disneyland and immediately goes off in search of something to kill. The Witch: Meanwhile, after having sat here silently for about 20 minutes (doesn't anyone else remember me??), I've finally decided on a new victim. This new arrival looks promising. Horseman! Bring me the head of the sightless one! (That's the Myrdraal, in case you're confused) Cindy: Lucky for her that she finally spoke up just then--the Horseman had just recognized the head sitting atop Jack's neck, and was seconds away from snatching it and ending his servitude to the witch! However, at her command he immediately tears away from Jack and begins to track down the Myrdraal. Jordan: Who by this time . . . ho, hum . . . has come upon a very drunk Willie and easily dismembered him. And he stalks out of the pub, sword still at the ready. Cindy: As for Ash (isn't that kind of a girly name??), the warp door has taken him and his little ball to Fangorn, which is empty at present. He is immediately terrified by its eerie atmosphere, wets his pants and runs back through the portal. Now he's joined the other Japanese exports in Hoth. He runs into Sailor Moon first, instantly releases bunny to fight her, and sits back to watch the carnage. He may be in for a little surprise, what with the glittery light things these girls throw around. Sailor Mars isn't far behind, after all. And in Rome, The First is thoroughly sickened by Bruce's attack on Van Pelt, though she senses that neither foe is utterly good or evil. With a weary sigh, she pulls the two apart, easily holding each man by the scruff of the neck while their feet waggle uselessly in the air. The First: It boots nothing to strive so violently without cause. Tell me, men, what is your purpose? Bruce: (jabbers angrily in Chinese) Van Pelt: Why, this crazed buffoon seems bent on attacking me before his turn, that's all! I have others to attend to first, don't you know? The First: What others? Van Pelt: That Mad bunny, for one! Now let me go so I can take care of the beast! The First: The bunny . . . I recall that vicious beast. Yes, I suppose it would do good to rid the world of it. Though I do not fully trust you . . . Cindy: Reluctantly, she releases him. He instantly charges for the warp door, counts carefully, and emerges in Hoth in the midst of a bunny-girly battle. (So, Ash, the bunny, the Sailor girls and Van Pelt are in Hoth, The Myrdraal and the Horseman in Toon town and Jack On Main Street in Disneyland, and the First holding a struggling Bruce Lee in the coliseum.) Mark Wrote: >Flash!< Mark: A small thin little boy has appeared on Main Street in Disneyland, perhaps ten years old. He raises an eyebrow at the sight of Jack Skellington with the mis-matched skull perched on his neck. Jack: Oh, if only I could find my own proper head! Mark: Of course, the boy cannot hear that, since the mouth Jack spoke with is lying on the ground in the junkyard where the horseman dropped it. Thinking quickly, the boy pulls a black trash bag out of a nearby barrel and pulls it over Jack's head, thinking to blind him. How surprised he is when the skull simply falls off. Jack's body lurches to his feet, and begins running around in confusion, finally diving through the warp door. The boy looks at the shimmering portal and raises an eyebrow again. Ender Wiggin: Interesting. This may prove useful. Mark: So saying, Ender shoulders the trash bag containing the head and studies the portal more closely. (So people remember, Ender Wiggin is a ten-year-old boy who is the nearest thing to a perfect military genius the world has ever seen. He is also my #1 pick, so no killing or maiming) Madden: And them Sailor Scouts are BOOM! Putting quite a smackdown on the rabbit! The bunny's leapin' about likealittlefluffysocca'ball, but what with the fire and the moondustin' and all that jazz--hey, I'm outta chicken wings! Pass me another bowl! Mr. T: Lay offa them wings, sucka! If ya' gotta' be stuffin' yo' ugly face, eat soma' that Fun-Tasty-Crumble, 'afore I toss you heckuva far! Mark: And Van Pelt arrives in the middle of the carnage and cocks his rifle. Van Pelt: Games over, Sunny Jim! >>BLAMMO!<< Mark: But the bunny dodges aside, and now Ash is upset. Ash: Hey! That's my pokemon! You can't shoot him directly! You have to challenge me, and then we both choose our first pokemon to battle and--hey! Stop shooting and listen to me! Mark: While Ash continues to argue with him, Sailor Moon pushes Sailor Mars toward the warp door, and they both duck through. Mars appears in the junkyard, and sees a strange little black man who seems to have just put his head back on his shoulders. He turns and smiles at her. Jack: Greetings, young lady! I'm J-- Mars: A negaverse monster! Maaaarrss--Celeeeesssstiiiaaallll---Fiiiiiirrrreee--- Jack: I say young lady, what are you-- Mars: Surrroouundd!!! Mark: A blast of magic fire smashes into Jack, and he bursts into cinders. Yes, because Mars learned from her magic priestess fire that Jack was undead, and therefore vulnerable to Fire spells. C.S. Lewis: Meanwhile, Sailor Moon appears in Fangorn, all concerned about the fact that Raye isn't with her. She cries for the rest of the round, and then dives back through the portal to try to find her. Jordan: And the Horseman has met with the Myrdraal. The Horseman raises his sword, and the Myrdraal snarls at him--the sound of steel wool pads rubbing on a chalkboard--and they leap into melee! At first, they seem evenly matched--The Horseman's Ray Parkedness makes him a bit quicker, but the Myrdraal's snake-like reflexes gives it an edge. Finally, the Myrdraal buries the Shayol-Ghul born blade in its enemy's heart, and laughs in triumph--the sound of a whole flock of vultures spontaneously combusting. But suddenly, the laugh turns into a choke of alarm--the sound of dried leather, uh, being choked, uh, in alarm. Tolkien: Oh, yes, that was great. So you've "come to dominate" my genre, eh? How pitifully sad. Jordan: Yes, well. Anyway, The Myrdraal hadn't reckoned on an adversary who was already dead. The Horseman knocks the Halfman aside and pulls the black sword out of his chest, none the worse for it. Now the horseman has two swords, and the Myrdraal has none, and the Fade knows when to fight and when to flee. He shadow-fades, and reappears in the Matterhorn to marshal his forces. The horseman, hot on his scent, begins hunting it again. Mark: In the mean time, Ender steps through the warp door and appears in the Coliseum, where he sees the First and Bruce Lee. Bruce Lee: (jabbers something angrily in Chinese) The First: I understand you not, human. Ender: (Says something in halting, uncertain, Mandarin) Bruce Lee: (responds in Mandarin, excited and upset) Ender: He wants you to put him down. The First: Oh. Thank you, young man. Mark: The First puts Bruce Lee down, and Ender begins translating for them, making it up when he isn't sure. Before the end of the five minutes, he has convinced both of them to follow his lead for the time being. Ender appears to be trying to assemble some kind of army to command. Meanwhile . . . Van Pelt: But I told you, boy, I don't have any Poking men, or whatever the deuce you are saying. Ash: If you don't have pokemon, I can show you how to catch them. I saw a forest back there where you ought to be able to find at least a caterpie or a weedle. Do you have any pokeballs? Van Pelt: But...Poking balls, now? What the devil are you talking about? Mark: The bunny comes back around the corner, ready to charge, and Van Pelt cocks his rifle. Ash: Wait, let me. Bun-Bun, get back in the pokeball. Mark: The Bunny looks askance at the little Japanese boy, but whether at the idea of going willingly into the ball or at the peculiar nickname Ash has given him is hard to say. Finally, Ash waves his Earth Badge, which gives him the ability to command absolutely any pokemon which he has captured. Bun-Bun scowls, but is sucked into the pokeball. Van Pelt: Extraordinary! Ash: Yeah! So if you need some pokeballs, we can... Van Pelt: No, boy, if the bunny is no more, than this "Bun-Bun" is a new player, and must go to the end of my list. Lets see. Mark: Van Pelt consults his list and sees that Sailor Moon is next on it. He steps to the Warp door, counts to five, and steps through, appearing wherever Sailor Moon appears after leaving Fangorn. (So, Ash, with Bun-Bun em-balled is on Hoth. Sailor Mars is in the Used Car Lot, Van Pelt and Sailor Moon are in the warp door, about to appear at the same place, The Myrdraal is in the caves of the Matterhorn, The Horseman is at its foot. Ender, Bruce Lee, and The First are in the Roman Coliseum) Robert Writes: FLASH Robert Jordan: All right! One of my cool creatures! Mat Cauthon: If by that you mean psychopathic crazed killer... Robert Newell: In any case, a Gholam has entered the rumble. It appears in the Used Car Lot and immediately senses something strange. It almost feels like a one power user, but not quite. The Gholam, ever hungry to extinguish the lives of one-power users figures there isn't too much of a difference and rushes at Sailor Mars. Mars shoots off one of her super-dooper fire thingies, and then gasps in fright as the fire disappears around the Gholam. The Gholam snarls and jumps at Sailor Mars. With a quick swipe, it tears out her throat. Close enough was correct. The Gholam revels in the exquisite feeling of killing Mars and begins to feed on the pool of her blood that is quickly gathering on the ground. Orson Scott Card: That is disturbing... Robert Newell: What?! Compared to Treason or Wyrms?! This is downright G rated. Orson Scott Card: Yeah, but that was when I could right whatever crap I wanted and would get paid for it. I have since repented. Robert Newell: Right... anyway, Ender and his jeesh are startled as Sailor Moon appears out of the warp door. Van Pelt follows a minute later. Van Pelt raises his rifle to shoot Sailor Moon in the back. He pulls the trigger... but oh no, time is up RJ will have to explain what happens next. Robert Newell: The Myrdraal is being chased by the Headless horseman through the Matterhorn. The chase is interrupted however, by the sudden appearance of Ash into Disneyland. (So, Van Pelt just pulled the trigger to shoot Sailor Moon in the back while Ender, Bruce Lee, and The First look on in horror. The Gholam is busy drinking Sailor Mars' blood. The Myrdraal and The Headless Horseman are surprised to see a little boy with a red and white ball in Disneyland next to the warp door). RJ Wrote: RJ: First of all, I�d like to welcome a special guest to the Rumble today, my wife Jamie. (Thunderous applause from the Audience.) Jamie: Hello. Thanks for letting me take part in the Rumble commentating�I majored in Communication you know so this is right up my alley. RJ: Well, we better get this going. The next FLASH brings our next competitor cashing through the car lot. It looks like a�pig? �Pig�: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! Jamie: This �pig� crashes down and sends metal flying everywhere. Van Pelt�s shot at Sailor Moon ricochets off and hits the First in the head. He falls to the floor dead. Ewww! Fezzik: I thought I was the one to rhyme Inigo Montoya: Yes, Fezzik, but it�s not your time. RJ: Guys, may I? (Both nod in agreement.) It seems that both Bruce and Ender don�t want to get hit by any more stray bullets they head for the warp door landing in Disneyland on top of Ash�this lets Bunny out. Ash: Come back! (Starts chasing Bunny into Toon Town.) RJ: All of the other competitors just stare at each other in wonder not knowing what to do. Meanwhile Van Pelt sighs and picks up the �pig.� Van Pelt: You are at the END of my list pig. I don�t appreciate you trying to interfere! (He drops the �pig� to the ground. �Pig�: Hey that�s MS. PIGGY to you bub! You best watch it mister. HI-YA (Karate chops his knee caps). Kermit the Frog: Why, it�s Ms. Piggy! Making a very surprise appearance in the Rumble. (Jamie smiles) RJ: That karate chop from Ms. Piggy sent Van Pelt to the ground hard. It appears that he is only unconscious. Sailor Moon quickly runs in and takes his gun! Jamie: Well he doesn�t deserve that! After all, Van Pelt is right, Ms. Piggy interfered and now Sailor moon ahs taken his weapon. Totally not fair! (All others look on dumbfounded.) Ms. Piggy: WHAT! (Talks under her breath.) Jamie: You wanna come say that to my face pig! (Others gasp. Ms. Piggy starts toward the commentators� booth.) RJ: Hey Sweetie, you aren�t supposed to antagonize the competitors, just comment on their performance in the Rumble. Jamie: Well, Ms. Piggy�s is horrible so far! (At this time, Ms. Piggy has gone out-of-bounds and is entering the commentators� booth.) Kermit: MMMM. That�s uncalled for. Piggy: I�ll handle this Kermmy. HI-YA (Tries to karate chop Jamie.) Jamie: (Stopping the chop.) Nice try Ms. Piggy. RJ: Jamie just threw her out the window. (Kermit starts to cry.) Kermit: That�s not fair! Jamie is not in the Rumble, why did Piggy have to die? RJ: Jamie, you might need to go to the Time-out room while we sort this out. Jamie: But I thought you were the Vice President of this thing�can�t you do something! RJ: I am A vice-president� there are others, like Mark and Cindy, that have a say too. Unknown Voice: Brian is President, so he�ll decide. Jamie: Who was that? RJ: The Narrator from Winnie-the-Pooh. Just ignore him. He is right though; your fate is in Brian�s hands now. And since my time is up�your decision will be held down immediately following these messages. (Jamie goes off to Time out. Lucas and Tolkien are there, fighting as usual. Jamie goes in and shuts the door�the sound of slapping and men crying is heard.) (So, Ms. Piggy left the playing field and was killed by a commentator; the Gholam has finished drinking Sailor Mars� blood and looks for another kill in the shadows. Sailor Moon has taken the gun away from Van Pelt who is unconscious. In Disneyland, Bruce Lee, Ender Wiggins, The Myrdraal, and Headless Horseman are sizing each other up for battle, while Ash tries to recapture Bunny.) Brian Wrote: Brian: What a great day to send off the rumble, the last day of this year's NCAA Basketball Tournament. Many of you may not know this, but that tournament is a HUGE part of the inspiration for this whole she-bang. I love it. In fact, our next event was also inspired by a totally different sport's tournament. The World Cup of Soccer (Futbol). Anyway, more on that later. I guess I better rule on the whole Ms. Piggy thing. First off, we can release Jamie from the 'time-out' room. It was all just a misunderstanding. The Boundaries are not passable. So Ms. Piggy couldn't have come up here with us, no matter how much she wanted too. So we'll just pretend Ms. Piggy bounced off the wall and fell down for a while. The boundaries are an impervious 'magic' wall. They have some spring to them, so getting thrown into one, etc., won't necessarily kill a combatant, though it could if they got thrown hard enough. Also bullets, missiles, etc will hit, explode, etc on the wall, not just ricochet off. Also, since we have a few #1 picks, lets go over that again too. The #1 picks cannot be killed, maimed, etc, by any other writer than the person who picked them. Also, if you're like me you might have forgotten who the other #1 picks are (and wondered what to do when Sailor Mars was killed, then had to look up that she wasn't a #1) so I will remind everyone. Also, if/when you bring in you're #1 picks, remind us that they are so we'll know to leave them be. Anyway the #1 picks are: Brian: Neo, Carol: Sailor Moon, Joe: Ash Ketchum, Cindy: Loki, Mark: Ender Wiggin, Robert: Rand Al'Thor, and RJ: Shrek. Since, I've been watching a lot of sports coverage on ESPN lately, here's Andy Katz, sports commentator from ESPN. Andy: From Down town Baby!! Our next competitor looks to be cheering for our #1 team this year, the University of Illinois, Fighting Illini! Brian: Sorry, though the colors are right, and he does have an "I" on his suit, that's not quite right. He's Robert Parr, aka Mr. Incredible. Andy: Well so it is. Well I've been wrong before, so sue me BABY!!! Anyway he appears in Disneyland along with the rest of the crew. He walks up just as the Headless Horseman leaps into action. In one swipe he shears the Myrdraal's head from it's shoulders. His headless body is running all over the place BABY!!! Mr. Incredible: Oh, great! You know, I just finished saving the world. Now it's in trouble again. I feel like the maid sometimes!! John Lasseter: Thus saying, our spandex clad hero leaps to action against the evil doer. Andy: Scoot over and leave room for the real commentators bub! Madden: Hey! Would ya like some of my Chicken wings Andy? Katz: Nah, I'm more of a Pizza fan myself, Baby!! WHOA! Look at that Baby!! Headless just snapped his sword in half on Incredible's neck. Incredible countered with an uppercut that sends the Headless Horseman flying all the way to Frontierland. Incredible leaps after him. Ender and Bruce shrug their shoulders and follow. Brian: Meanwhile, in the Junkyard, Van Pelt has come too. He stands up and notices his gun is gone. He hollers in frustration. He goes over to the warp door, and leaps right through. He re-appears in Hoth, takes a few steps forward and picks something up from the floor. Oh! It seems Mace dropped Jango Fett's blasters after he finished off The Big Show. Now Van Pelt has them. He steps up to the Door again and leaps through. He's back in Disneyland. He heads off toward Toon Town. Katz: Halfway there a ball of thrashing white furry (Fur + Fury) leaps at him. Van Pelt ducks and blasts the furball into kibble. That's what I'm talkin' about BABY!!! (So, In Disneyland, Mr. Incredible and The Headless Horseman are banging away at each other, Bruce Lee and Ender are deciding whether to watch the fight or watch the Tiki Room Show, Van Pelt is heading back for the Warp Door, and Ash is trying to use a parlyz heal to �cure� too statues of Chip �n Dale. Sailor Moon, next on Van Pelt's list (and Carol's #1) has gone to Fangorn's forest. The Gholam is in the Carlot, creeping up on Ms. Piggy who slammed herself against the border wall hard enough to knock herself out. Ham sandwich anyone?) READ ON! CLICK HERE! |