| Poems |
| These are not written by me, they are written by various authors, I like them so i decided to place them here. |
| I AM A WOMAN |
| I am a woman I shave my legs, I sit down to pee. And I can justify any, Shopping spree. Don't go to a barber, but a beauty salon. Can get a massage, without a hard-on I can balance the checkbook, can pump my own gas. Can talk to my friends, about the size of my ass. My beauty's a masterpiece, and yes, it takes long. At least I can admit, to others when I'm wrong. I don't drive in circles, at any cost. And I don't have a problem, admitting I'm lost. I never forget, an important date. You just gotta deal with it, I'm usually late. I don't watch movies, with lots of gore. Don't need instant replay, to remember the score. I won't lose my hair, I don't get jock itch. And just cause I'm assertive, don't call me a bitch. Don't say to your friends, "Oh yea, I can get her." In your dreams, my dear, I can do better! Flowers are okay, but jewelry's best. Would you look at my face, not at my chest! I don't have a problem, with expressing my feelings. I know when you're lying, you look at the ceiling. Don't call me a girl, a babe or a chick. I am a WOMAN, and I have a name! |
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| The Perfect man is gentle Never cruel or mean He has a beautiful smile And keeps his face so clean. The perfect man likes children And will raise them by your side He will be a good father As well as a good husband to his bride. The perfect man loves cooking Cleaning and vacuuming too He'll do anything in his power To convey his feelings of love to you The perfect man is sweet Writing poetry from your name He's a best friend to your mother And kisses away your pain He never has made you cry Or hurt you in any way Oh, forget this stupid poem The perfect man is gay!!! |
| The Perfect Man |