Gratuitous Sarcasm is a band founded by Talwyn and myself. It started with a paper for school writen by my brother, and an incident when my brain wasn't paying any attention whatsoever to what came out of my mouth
Don't try to make sense out of the lyrics, there isn't any logic to them.
The following songs are from their first album, "Mewsick Four Thuh Cazeuwal Insawmneeack" and are listed in cronological order of when they were written, from earliest to latest.
Gratuitous Sarcasm and all their songs are � to me and Talwyn.
Purple-Footed Bunny Rabbits:
I�m eating
I�m eating
I�m eating and there�s no one left to stop me
Untitled 1:
Sitting in a jeweled cup
underneath the stairs
Wearing shame like purple pain
patronizing in the rain
Some eat spider-strawberries
most just eat a crown
Glue and sawdust mixed together
brings our people down
So take the angel by the horns
and don�t feel incomplete
It�s just another peice
It�s just another peice
It�s just another peice of the puzzle of my mind
It�s just another peice of the puzzle of my mind
Having jam and jelly parties
watching golden moss
Singing well while you�re in hell
Time to go, �cause that�s the bell
Searching for what i don�t want
in the local zoo
Screenplay written by three hags
co-produced by you
Take down notes in Japanese
and sweep up with a broom
It�s just another peice
It�s just another peice
It�s just another peice of the puzzle of my mind
It�s just another peice of the puzzle of my mind
Put an icepack on the stove
and play your clarinet
Have no fear, for i am here
Please don�t smudge youir lipstick, dear
Bullfrog dancing like a pro
pollen gets inhaled
It�s always half-past two o� clock
while my toe gets impaled
So wear your red shoe on your head
Don�t you wish that i were dead?
Thistle, thistle, thistle, thistle
don�t forget to floss
It�s just another peice
It�s just another peice
It�s just another peice of the puzzle of my mind
It�s just another peice of the puzzle of my mind
It�s just another peice
It�s just another peice
It�s just another peice of the puzzle of my mind
It�s just another peice of the puzzle of my mind
the puzzle of my mind
Untitled 2:
I had a piece of bubblegum
It was shaped like a turtle's thumb
I took it out of its wrapper
And then I dropped it on the ground
Where oh where did my gum go now?
My turkey-flavored bubble gum?
I'm gumless, tell me what to do!!
Maybe the penguins took that too!
Maybe the penguins took that too!
One evening it was getting late
And at my desk I was growing irate
A paper I wrote on the Cheese War
Had vanished somewhere on my floor
Where oh where did my paper go?
The essay that would tell my grade?
To fail this class would never do!
Maybe the penguins took that too.
Maybe the penguins took that too!!
Went to France for a burrito
Had the dog say which way to go
But she pointed me to Spain instead
And so I ate a grape sundae
Where oh where did France go now
That place that has the big tower
It has a nice museum too!
Maybe the penguins took that too.
Maybe the penguins took that too.
When things don't rhyme they go all wrong
It makes for one psychotic song.
Of course the rhymes went missing too
And so did my rhythm.
Where oh where did the rhymes go now?
My pretty pretty funky rhymes
Where'd my rhymes go, need them back!
The Thought Train:
You shut the door
I locked the gate
You kicked the floor
To compensate.
The last one will
Belong to me
You have the lock
I lost the key
You can�t turn back
You can�t go on
I close my eyes
And sing along
And as we vanish
Through the mist
I�m killing time by wondering why
Everything I understand
Is shorted out and
Badly scanned
Into the drive
I call my brain
Why did I miss
The thought train?
Lava lamps
And floppy disks
A cordless phone
And trail mix
Why do I need
That clock again?
My reason tries
To win and winds up dead
Everything is
Jumbled and I
Roll the dice
Again I wait
Today I lost
My tickets to
The thought train
I�ve just hijacked
The thought train
Derailing
The thought train
I can�t believe
The thought train
Why don�t you take
The thought train
I�ll walk, you take
The thought train�.
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