"A fashion show! Give me a second while I put on my tux!

Notice the flared sleeves of the inner garment of this 14th century ensemble. Not meant for cooking over a hot stove (or fireplace).

A dress style worn throughout the middle ages.

This is Flabio, in his 13th century dress tunic. (Flabio is wearing a medieval torture-device called a girdle.)

Country maids in 14th century skirts and bodices.

Is this one of Robin Hood's merry men in 13th century hood and tunic? No, it's Michael Hu, the Scribe's attorney. Under investigation for fraud and tax evasion, Mr. Hu is a fugitive, traveling incognito. The sign on the window of his office door reads: "Need help with divorce, family law, personal injury or bankruptcy? Hu cares!"