Wierd QUOTES:

Today tens of thousands of Islamic militants marched in the streets of Baghdad, chanting "America is god�s enemy.� Good to see things are back to normal over there. -Leno

"We don't like their sound, and guitar music is on the way out." (Decca Recording Co. rejecting the Beatles, 1962)

"Who the hell wants to hear actors talk?" (H.M. Warner, Warner Brothers, 1927)

"I was recently on a tour of Latin America, and the only regret I have was that I didn't study Latin harder in school so I could converse with those people." (Former U.S. Vice-President Dan Quayle)

"We're going to turn this team around 360 degrees." (Jason Kidd, upon his drafting to the Dallas Mavericks)

"The loss of life will be irreplaceable." (Former U.S. Vice-President Dan Quayle on the San Francisco earthquake)

"When I have been asked during these last weeks who caused the riots and the killing in L.A., my answer has been direct and simple: Who is to blame for the riots? The rioters are to blame. Who is to blame for the killings? The killers are to blame." (Former U.S. Vice-President Dan Quayle on the Los Angeles Riots)

"A billion here, a billion there, sooner or later it adds up to real money." (Everett Dirksen)

"A verbal contract isn't worth the paper it's written on." (Samuel Goldwyn)

"Some Democrats say the estimated $60 billion dollar cost of a war with Iraq could be better spent at home. When he heard that, President Bush agreed and announced plans to bomb Ohio." -Jay Leno

"Saddam Hussein has told his people that U.S. troops will commit suicide when they get to the gates of Baghdad. That's when you know you have a bad army, when your only hope for victory is that the enemy's troops kill themselves." -Jay Leno

"Sure there have been injuries and deaths in boxing - but none of them serious." -Alan Minter, Boxer

"You guys line up alphabetically by height." -Bill Peterson, Florida State football coach

"Men, I want you just thinking of one word all season. One word and one word only: Super Bowl." -Bill Peterson, football coach

"The internet is a great way to get on the net." -Bob Dole, Republican presidential candidate

"I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada." -Britney Spears

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