Wierd WARNINGS!:

Clairol Herbal Essences Maximum Hold Hairspray: WARNING: Do not smoke until hair is dry.
Various Computers: Keyboard not detected. Press F1 to continue
Blockbuster Rental DVD: Be kind - rewind.
Craftsman Push Mower: Warning: Do not attempt to remove blade while lawnmower is running or plugged into an outlet.
Unknown Pine Bark Mulch: This bag contains forest products.
Swedish Chainsaw: Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals.
Slush Puppy Cup: (On the side of the cup) "This ice may be cold"
Child-Sized Superman Costume: Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
Unknown 500-piece puzzle: Some assembly required.