Exquisite Misfortune
You enter through a small blow up haunted house, just for the kids so they can leave before the the real terrors begin.
Once through it you make your way into a dark, misty grave yard. On your left is a long dead corpse sprawled across a stone table, and all around are tombstones,bones, and statues.
Up above your head flies a ghoulish skeletal bat.
As you make your way through the mist, you notice a coffin up ahead and inside is a pale hungery vampire (ME!!!) lying and waiting for her next victim. You quickly enter a room to to left of her.
You find yourself in the entryway of an old manor. The walls are hung with strange portraits, a vulture sits waiting for the dead,and below him is a fire place filled with what is left of human remains.
You turn to the right and down the hallway stands a fearsome grimreaper. You edge your way passed him and around the corner, into the crypt of a Vampire and his bride.
To your left is a door way. You go through it and enter the tomb of Cleopatra, surrounded by her posessions from life, and On the wall is inscribed a curse, cursing any who disturb her. You quietly exit through the door to the right silently praying to yourself that moaning does not mean she has been disturbed.
Once through the doorway you find you've entered a morgue where the dead are coming alive. On your right they are slowly crawling out of their drawers and beside them the latest autopsy sits up and screams for brains.
You go to your left into a dark hallway filled with glowing bugs and faces, and scheming in the corner is a little red demon.
Once through the hallway you enter a damp room covered in spider webs everywhere you look you see spiders, underfoot, up above, and all around.
Once you work your way through the dark, sticky mess, you enter the witch's lair where she is busily preparing some awful potion.
Just past the witch you run into a huge, ghastly demon just waiting to feast on your flesh.
You turn and try to escape... into the mad scientist's laboratory. Just before the demon reaches you, you escape through a doorway to your left.
After catching your breath, you look around to find that you've entered the Lost Souls Tavern. You turn to your left and find sevral long dead pirates playing a game of poker.
To your right two pirates are locked in a battle to the death.
A little farther ahead is the tavern's bar where the the bartender waits to serve you some strange liquid with a skull on the label.
Just as you make your way to the exit, you look up to see a human skeleton locked in a cage hanging from the ceiling.
You quickly make your way out and into the fresh air outside. We hope you've enjoyed your visit, and please do come back again.
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