Exiled Mind News

CHAT!!!

10 May 04: Okay Got a new chat room, cos that one was fucked up a bit, so hopefully this one will work nicely
5 May 04: Okay hopefully this chat room thing above should be working now?
22 April 04: Wow, nearly have a thousand visitors now. Not too bad for a band that hasn't existed for the last nine months. Heh. Guess the quality of the site just shines on through. Did I mention it was me, James, who made this wonderful pleasure site. Now I'm bored so i think i'll mess around with the band's bios. Heh. What fun...
09 December 04: Ahh I am bored. Why is school so boring. I think I'm going to go insane. Or maybe just crazy. Mwa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Uh-oh...
ANOTHER NEWSFLASH: eh, sorry bout that. a little typo there. we're actually not broken up.
NEWSFLASH: Due to unforeseen circumstances the fantastically wonderful Exiled Mind are no more. We apologise to our legions of fans out there, but it had to happen. One day you may find out why.... and then you will realise it was a lie. But seriously though we have split up. Bye, bye cruel world. We would like to thank all the bands we have played with including Inner turbulence, Colon, Bengie, Fix, Chaplin. Anyone else we cant remember were probably wankers anyway. Like Ricketts. Fucking assholes. Who wants to join me in ripping their balls off. Thanks to John and Daniel for all their support through the cold winter nights. Anyone who gave us money, which you can still do you know. Thanks to Tony Trax and John Minstrel for nothing. Well except Tony. He once made me a cup of tea. What a nice man. Thanks to Anthony Nolan for the gigging opportunities. We probably shouldn't go into details as to why the band has split up. But let's just say it was Stephen Doyle. That Asshole. Now that our run of fabulousness is over we must inform you of certain things. FOR WHOM THE BELL TOLLS SHOULD NEVER BE PLAYED. EVER. BY ANYONE. Except maybe Metallica if they are lucky. Or any Nirvana song. Or Sweet Home Alabama. Or Seven Nation fucking Army. Fucking asshole songs. People should be stabbed i think. Repeatedly. In the head. Mwa hah hah. Only messin bout the Ricketts thing too. You're not assholes. Just fucking wankstains. heh heh heh. Seriously though we're only messin. So i guess this is goodbye. Maybe not forever, who knows? Perhaps something else can rise from the ashes of this band? Cough, cough, KOVERTO. Who said that? Well, goodbye then. Be strong my friends. Don't cry. We are here for you. Well we're not really cos we have broken up. Okay this is going nowhere so i better stop now. Byyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. Wankers
25 June 04: Okay just gotta say that the website probably won't have much done with it for a while cos my internet connection is gone so i have to wait to get it back. If you feel enraged about this, find Stephen Doyle and punch him in the back of the head. Byeeeeee
12 June 04: So i decided to redesign the site. Hopefully it is more pleasing to view now. Not such boring white everywhere. Now we have black, like my soul.
10 June 04: Okay put up some beautiful logos. They're fairly shit really but i was bored and did em quickly. Also a cool proper painting too in the artwork.
05 June 04: And now we've got message boards as well. Isn't it fantastic! If you've got something to say here's a good place!! Better than talking to yourself anyway!! Or is it?
02 June 04: Well Now we've got a guestbook. Lah de dah. Sign it if you have anything interesting to say. Or if you don't have anything interestin to say.
25 May 04