Okay, gotta say thanks to.... no one ya fucking assholes. I did it all by myself. Where were you guy's? Sittin on your asses eatin candy, that's where. Too lazy even to Breathe that's what i think.
Thanks to all the local bands for giving a reason to play music here.
Thanks to the venues who have let us play there.
And, finally, thanks to you the viewer/fan. Without you guys(sob) none of this would be possible(sob). Thank you for(sob) supporting us.
I have to g-go now....(Joe disappears into distance crying. Like a baby)
I have been ordered by Joe to remove that last line. The truth is he didn't disappear into the distance crying. Like a baby. He was actually crying like a small babboon. Cry, babboon, Cry. Mwa ha ha ha.