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| Bill: I'm Bill S. Preston Esquire... Ted: And I'm Ted "Theodore" Logan... Bill & Ted: Together... WE'RE WYLD STALLYNS!!! Bill: Okay, dudes (and babes too), we are in need to make a most triumphant comeback in the 21st century. You see, we're from the late 80's and early 90's, and we used to be very cool. However, the two real great ones, Alex Winter and Keanu Reeves, have abandoned us! That is such a bummer! Ted: And now, I'm stuck in violent movies and sci-fi flicks, including this computer trilogy called The Matrix. I'm even wearing trenchcoats and shades, carrying guns, and I know kung fu... Bill: SHUT UP, TED! Anyway, there has been some recent talk about Alex and Keanu reuniting for what could be the last Bill & Ted movie. But here's the bogus catch: they won't do it unless there is a demand. Yeah, it's hard to think Hollywood would bring back two pop-culture icons like us from 1989 and 1991. Ted: But if Hollywood could bring back the girls from "Charlie's Angels," then we shouldn't worry about anything! Bill: You're not getting my point, Ted. What I am trying to say is that we need you, dudes, to make a statement for Hollywood to write the last script for Bill & Ted. Ted: And we need to fully convince Alex and Keanu to play as us again! Bill: And that is why we need to make a triumphant comeback! We are the forefathers of Wayne & Garth, the Dweedles, and the guys from Dude, Where's My Car? And we have been totally forgotten! After all, Ted, you made everyone think that Keanu was a goofball. Ted: Bogus. Bill: I meant that in an excellent way! Without you, Keanu would be nothing! Anyway, dudes, if you love us and want to see us on the big screen again, check this radical site out and contribute to it. There are bios (or summaries) and pictures from the movies, a page where you can post pictures of you impersonating us all the way, ways on how to dress up like us, stuff you never thought about... Ted: Plus, go into Rufus's Phone Booth and see just how popular we were back in the day. We had our own TV shows and cereal! Bill: Well, we need to get going, Ted. We're done here. Remember, dudes, be excellent to each other. Ted: And party on, dudes! Bill & Ted: CATCH YA LATER! PS: Send all contributions, questions, comments, and/or snide remarks to [email protected]. |
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