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| This form of award is closly linked with the Old Testawok which is the story of how the EWOK's came to the galaxy. The EWOK god who has no name appointed an EWOK named ButtMan to lead Endor and create EWOK's out of his own butt hair. He created 10 EWOKs, 5 male, 5 female and then his butt became bald. The EWOK's had to reproduce sexually and because we're all horny little devils, many EWOK's were born within the first year! It was decided that the EWOK's had to be given ranks, based on performance, so that they could be identified. There were 12 ranks and 4 divisions: K-Div, O-Div, W-Div and E-Div. K-Div was the lowest and E-Div was the highest. There was still a problem, how would people know what Div each EWOK was in. It was then decided that the Gods would electrically charge the EWOK's so they were at different sizes. The K-Div EWOK's were very small, fluffy ewok's but the E-Div EWOK's were very large. O and W Div's were medium sized Ewok's EWok's and EWOk's. Whenever an EWOK was promoted he would be sent to the God's to be charged and therefore grow to the appropriate size. This form of ranking is still the same however the God's could not carry on with this job so the members of E-Div were given the power to promote and grow EWOK's themselves. So now when an ewok is promoted, they grow and become stronger and wiser. |
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