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A long time ago in a galaxy far, far, far, far...very far away there was a plant named Endor and it was inhabited by tiny little furry creatures named, Ewoks. These creatures where known as passive animals who enjoy the forest life on Endor, until something happened.
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| One day while an Elder was taking a walk into the forest to find a good place to take a dump when he noticed some big animals walking by. They were about 3 times the Elder's height and they wore shinny clothes which glimmered in the sunlight. As the Elder squated behind a bush and left little ewok presents he carefully eyed the strange animals. They spoke in a different tounge and carried small black sticks in their hands. As curious as the Elder was he approached the creatures carefully, up close they smelled funny as well. Kinda like the stinky butt of a pup. He steped a little closer to get a better look at what they were doing. He saw that they brought armored beasts which can move without legs and fly without wing, and within them they carried more of the funny looking creatures and shinny metals.
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| The Elder as confused as he was walked up to creature wearing grey and said,"Yub, yub nub du duu la la hechta? (Yo numb nuts!! I am an Elder of the ewok, what the hell you doing here?)" The man in grey was befuddled at this 2 foot walking furball who was trying to sniff his butt. So he tried to ignore it, but the fuzzy critter persisted to get a good sniff of his booty, the man obviously getting annoyed at this pest raised his hand in the air and smacks the ewok elder like a hoe. The elder went rolling off into the woods like a fuzzy bowling ball and hit a tree. As wise as the Elder was, he brushed the leaves and dirt off his fur and calmly said, "YUUUB!!! (YOU BASTARD!!!)" and ran off into the woods. The man raised his eyebrow at this and shruged his shoulders making nothing of it and went back to work.
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| As the Elder arrived at the ewok village he told the others about these funky looking creatures off north of the far side of the forest. But the Elder warned them that the creatures were not friendly and they hoe slap you when you try to sniff their butts. The ewoks noted this and was cautious of these creatures, keeping a watchfull eye on them. As time passed the ewoks came upon some other creatures which weren't so shiny and accepted the butt sniffig, to some degree. You may know them as Rebels, but to the ewok they are known as "The Ones With Raspberry Scented Butts".
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