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A cow and a dolphin... I very much doubt that this is real!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Talking of cold fingers...

 

 

 

"Do you think I'm tanned yet, Tabby?"

"Well Ginger, maybe we should get a brazillian wax. All this fur blocks out the beatiful UV rays!"

 

 

 

 

 

 

Irish airlines were never any good...

 

 

 

 

Hey baby... Tasty Pop the sheep. Visit her homepage HERE

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Did you know that Martha Stewart actually went to jail for five months due to fraud? This is, of course, a fake magazine!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Tokin' M&M's... In Las Vegas I went to an M&M museum, and they didn't have this picture in it. I wonder why...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Don't open it Bush, or else you might lose the election next time!

 

 

 

 

 

Did Babe contract rabies from one of his sheepdog friends?

 

 

 

This is supposed to show a picture of a dolphin and a cow side by side, mid-air in a leap above the water, with water trailing behind them.

 

 

 

  

 

 

 

 

 

 

The local oldies' club... or is it?

 

 

 

 

 

Random facts... not that funny, but they're weird!

 

I wonder... I hope my budgies never do that to me!

...I hope they do that to one of my brothers. Both would be even better!

 

This sign is one I took a picture of in Los Angeles. I have no idea what it is for, but it looks like a guy who is walking and using a hula hoop at the same time!

 

Can you believe that just before posing sweetly for this photo, this cute little Maltese puppy attacked me?!

These are my budgies. They were in the middle of a fight, until I suddenly took a photo. The smaller blue one hates the lens cap, and that is why she is staring at the camera so intensely.

 

Watch the battery do the macarina: he can do it better than I ever could-

One macca two macca three macarina...

I made this in Paint Shop Pro. It's kinda cool, I think...

This guy is a hippy... I think he's Tinkie Winkie.

This dude is  in danger! I think he's Po.

This guy drinks beer outta cans?! I forgot his/her name...

 

What's this one called? Well, I agree with it... kill Barney!

This is supposed to be a picture of a blue Telly Tubby with a skull face and holding a gun in one hand and Barney the Dinosaur with smoking bullet holes in him and this Telly Tubby is called 'Terminator Tubby'.

If I were this guy (Po) I'd be in hospital by now!

Yeah, actually I am pretty sure that this green one is a girl. What's her name? Dipsy or something. She looks like a boy in this picture!

What a loser... and by the way, I don't remember a blue Telly Tubby... I thought it went Purple, Green, Yellow, Red!

 

This hideously obese and seemingly chequered turtle was taken off one of my brother's lame computer games! No where near as cute as Moe!

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