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  • The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps blood out to the  body to squirt blood 30 feet.
  • Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour
  • On average people fear spiders more than they do death.
  • The strongest muscle in the body is the TONGUE.
  • It's impossible to sneeze with your eyes open. A
  • You can't kill yourself by holding your breath.
  • Americans on the average eat 18 acres of pizza every day.
  • Every time you lick a stamp, you're consuming 1/10 of a calorie.
  • Did you know that you are more likely to be killed by a champagne cork than by a poisonous spider?
  • Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people do.
  • In ancient Egypt, Priests plucked EVERY hair from their bodies, including their eyebrows and eyelashes.
  • A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes.
  • A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.
  • The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its own weight and always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.
  • Polar bears are left handed.
  • The flea can jump 350 times its body length, that is like a human jumping the length of a football field.
  • A cockroach will live nine days without it's head before it starves to death.
  • The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the males head off.
  • Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
  • Butterflies taste with their feet.
  • Elephants are the only animals that can't jump.
  • A cat's urine glows under a special black light.
  • An ostrich's eye is bigger than it's brain.
  • Starfish don't have brains.

 

 

       

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