EIU = Evil Idiots United
Birthday: June 19, 2004
We are a group of idiots and evil people that came together because we
were bored in the car. It's first 4 members were Caloe, Elizabeth, Kathryn, and Brittani. Now, we have over 50
members! Yay us!
Our colors are dark red, black, dark yellow, dark green, dark blue, and black.
We are not
called Eiuikins, Eiuians, Eiuns, Eiu Members, or anything else you can think of. We are Cardboard Boxes, and proud.
Our
offical logo is
While advertising the EIU, some of the people in my percussion
section asked what do we do. Here are some answers to that question:
- Be stupid
- Plotting to rule the world
- To take over
the world
- Get others to become cardboard boxes
- Annoy people until they explode
- Convert society into EIU members
- Wonder what our real
mission is
- Make people join a somewhat organized cult-like group that depends on death, destruction, and idiocy
- Who cares?
But, in
all seriousness, we have absolutely no clue. We've been running for about 1.5 years now, and we still don't know.
