HERE!!
Ev's Page
Carlie's Page
Kadex the WonderPrep Stories
Ev and Carlie's Life Stories
Posted Stuff
Stuff
Burning Things
of course by Wilson...
� In 1458 Christopher Columbus�s abandoned his twin brother Hubert Columbus. Hubert then found Canada, like his brother he wasn�t looking for the place he found, he was looking for �Funderfuland�
� Unfortunately Hubert was mauled to death by an upset Canadian Penguin, so he did not tell anyone about his discovery; don�t ask how we know this�
� In 1490 the Africans and the Asians began the �Battle of Flapjacks� over Canadian Land, however the English sent an A bomb at them and claimed the land.
� Canada got its first unofficial Prime Minister in 1700; however it wasn�t Sir John A. MacDonald. John A discovered despite his drunkenness that the PM was brainwashing beavers to steal old peoples drenchers. It turned out that this PM was Napoleon in disguise.
� In 1705 Canada made its first Canadian flag a beaver, moose and an Inuit disco dancing on a maple tree next to an igloo.
� Soon after Hockey evolved from a method farmers used to scare off Mexicans to a rain dance and then a sport.
� Many sports became popular after that like bluelgeon ball which was an early form of soccer in which you used maces.
Basketball
Wombatball
-at first a form of hunting in which they threw wombats at the target.
-wombats then almost became extinct when wombats ran away to Australia.
Lacrosse
-a form of mail caring
Swimming
-a way of surviving
Diving
-a way of dieing
� Eventually Canada had enough sports for crazed sport fans to go against each other. They formed four walled states:
Bludgeonball
Basketball
Hockey
And for some reason Water Polo
� The four states fought for years and years until one day a small polish boy named Ratagen Snivirs arrive. He taught them about Peace and other stuff like that. All the states sloved there differences over a large bonfire on the beach with several shrimp cocktails. Most of the people were shoved into the fire but the ones who weren�t are the ancestors of modern day hippies.
