burn your friends, it's fun!
Thou yeasty boil-brained ruffian
Thou logger-headed fat-kidneyed malt-worm
Thou saucy raw-boned maggot-pie
Thou pupled onion-eyed footlicker
Thou goatish pox-marked pignut
Thou churlish bunch-backed clay brained flax werch!!
Thou paunch lily livered ratbane
Thou grizzled mewling sheep-bitting nut-hook.
(Lady Shakespeare loves this stuff *cough, cough*)
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Stuff
Burning Things
Indiana Jones - Odd World
Pac-man
Wacked-Out Mission
Tennis
These games are fun, if you have any other games that you want on here go to the posted stuff page and submit.
"Bite My Shiny Metal Ass."
"I was near the scene of another crime at the time, officer."
Finally a joke that explains what it's like to be Canadian...
Once upon a time in the Kingdom of Heaven, God went missing for six days.
Eventually, Michael the archangel found him, resting on the seventh day. He
inquired of God, "Where have you been?" God sighed a deep sigh of
satisfaction and proudly pointed downwards through the clouds, "Look
Michael, look what I've made."
Archangel Michael looked puzzled and said, "What is it?" "It's a planet,"
replied God, "and I've put LIFE on it. I'm going to call it Earth and it's
going to be a place of great balance." "Balance?" inquired Michael, still
confused. God explained, pointing to different parts of Earth, "For example,
Northern Europe will be a place of great opportunity and wealth while
Southern Europe is going to be poor; the Middle East over there will be a
hot spot. Over there I've placed a continent of white people and over there
is a continent of black people," God continued, pointing to different
countries. "This one will be extremely hot and arid while this one will be
very cold and covered in ice."
The Archangel, impressed by Gods work, then pointed to a large landmass in
the top corner and asked, "What's that one?" "Ah," said God. "That's
Canada, the most glorious place on Earth. There are beautiful mountains,
lakes, rivers, streams and an exquisite coastline. The people from Canada
are going to be modest, intelligent and humorous and they're going to be
found travelling the world. They'll be extremely sociable, hard working and
high achieving, and they will be known throughout the world as diplomats and
carriers of peace. I'm also going to give them super-human, undefeatable ice
hockey players who will be admired and feared by all who come across them."
Michael gasped in wonder and admiration but then proclaimed; "What about
balance, God? You said there will be BALANCE!" God replied wisely. "Wait
until you see the loud-mouth bastards I'm putting next to them...."
The worst airline disaster in Canadian history happened this moring when a single passenger plane crashed in a large graveyard.
Rescue workers said there were no survivors and have retrieved 200 bodies so far. That number is expected to climb as digging continues.
You got your PhD in Retardology.
Your prefrontal lobe has left the building.
The lights are on but nobody's home.
Compared to Pauly Shore, you're a valued member of society!
You're not the sharpest knife in the drawer
On a scale of 1 to 10. 10 being the stupidest, you rate a 14.5.
You even has a gas named after you on the Periodic Table of Elements! It's called Moron.
You're not the brightest star in the sky.
You're the Wayne Gretzky of stupid people!
You're ten articles short of an issue!
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