By Ev and Carlie
1990- Carlie and Ev were born, significantly altering the fate of the world.
1991- Carlie bits her sister causing her to have rabies
Ev says her first words "Nuclear Missile"
1992- Carlie runs for president and Ev takes her first steps! ( off a bank and into the river )
1993- Oblivious parents send Carlie to a day-care where they put brainwashing chips in your brain, but she defeats all 24 mad scienists with a ball and stick. Ev blugeons her new born baby brother Hubert to death with a ball and stick also! Then runs away to Yugoslavia.
1994- Carlie saves an entire airplane in Yugoslavia by killing the terrorist of evidence abd witesses Carlie is charged with man slaughter in the first degree. Ev still in Yugoslavia begins her life as a pilot.
1995- Carlie is sent to a snooty private school in London. Where she discovers herself and saves the school by stopping Lord Voldermort from getting the philosophers's stone.
1996- Carlie used the stone that she "destroyed" to conquor the school, and maybe the village near by for no good.
1997- After dictating England for a whole year *someone* destroyed the stone and she ran away to Russia.
1998- Restarted single handly the communist recolution in Russia.
1999- Carlie was finally caught and sent to Australia as a slave...
2000- Paricipates in the Sydeny Olymics and picks up a gold metal for playing soccer.
2001- She won a grammy for a cheap Britney Spears rip off song.
2002- Finds out she had cancer, battles it and defeats it.
2003- Finally cracks and joins Mad Magazine Corp.
2004- Gets cryogen frozen.....
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