TOP SAYINGS WE'D LIKE TO SEE ON THOSE OFFICE INSPIRATIONAL POSTERS
Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines
Doing a job RIGHT the first time gets the job done. Doing the job WRONG fourteen times gives you job security
Rome did not create a great empire by having meetings, they did it by killing all those who opposed them.
If something doesn't feel right, you're not feeling the right thing.
A person who smiles in the face of adversity... probably has a scapegoat.
If you can stay calm, while all around you is chaos... then you probably haven't completely understood the situation.
Plagiarism saves time.
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether.
The beatings will continue until morale improves.
Never underestimate the power of very stupid people in large groups.
Go the extra mile. It makes your boss look like an incompetent slacker.
When the going gets tough, the weak get screwed!
Succeed in spite of management.
Aim Low, Reach Your Goals, Avoid Disappointment.
