Feel guilty throwing aluminum cans or paper in the trash.
Use the expression: "sun break" and know what it means.
Know more than 10 ways to order coffee.
Know more people that own boats than air conditioners.
Feel overdressed wearing a suit to a nice restaurant.
Stand on a deserted corner in the rain waiting for the "Walk" signal.
Are amazed by accurate weather forecasts.
Consider that if it has no snow or has not recently erupted, it's not a real mountain.
Complain about Californians, as you sell your house for twice its value to one.
Know the difference between Chinook, Coho, and Sockeye salmon.
Know how to pronounce Sequim, Puyallup, Issaquah and Oregon.
Consider swimming an indoor sport.
Can tell the difference between Japanese, Chinese and Thai food.
In winter, go to work in the dark and come home in the dark, while only working an eight-hour day.
Obey all traffic laws except "Keep right except to pass".
You never go camping without waterproof matches and a poncho.
Can taste the difference between Starbucks, Seattle's Best Coffee, and Veneto's.
Know that boring is a town in Oregon and not just a state of mind.
Can point to at least two volcanoes, even if you can't see through the cloud cover.
Say "the mountain is out" when it's a pretty day and you can actually see it.
Feel like you've grown up with Bill Gates and can't quite figure out why people can be so mean to him.
Put on your shorts when the temperature gets above 50, but still wear your hiking boots and parka.
Switch to your sandals when it gets above 60, but keep the socks on.
Have actually used your mountain bike on a mountain.
Think people who use umbrellas are either wimps or tourists.
Knew immediately that the view out Frasier's window was fake.
