Newspaper Headlines
Actual Newspaper Headlines:

     1.  Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says

     2.  Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers

     3.  Safety Experts Say School Bus Passengers Should Be Belted

     4.  Drunk Gets Nine Months in Violin Case

     5.  Survivor of Siamese Twins Joins Parents

     6.  Farmer Bill Dies in House

     7.  Iraqi Head Seeks Arms

     8.  Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus?

     9.  Stud Tires Out

     10. Prostitutes Appeal to Pope

     11. Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over

     12. Soviet Virgin Lands Short of Goal Again

     13. British Left Waffles on Falkland Islands

     14. Lung Cancer in Women Mushrooms

     15. Eye Drops off Shelf

     16. Teacher Strikes Idle Kids

     17. Reagan Wins on Budget, But More Lies Ahead

     18. Squad Helps Dog Bite Victim

     19. Shot Off Woman's Leg Helps Nicklaus to 66

     20. Enraged Cow Injures Farmer with Ax

     21. Plane Too Close to Ground, Crash Probe Told

     22. Miners Refuse to Work after Death

     23. Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant

     24. Stolen Painting Found by Tree

     25. Two Soviet Ships Collide, One Dies

     26. Two Sisters Reunited after 18 Years in Checkout Counter

     27. Killer Sentenced to Die for Second Time in 10 Years

     28. Never Withhold Herpes Infection from Loved One

     29. Drunken Drivers Paid $1000 in `84

     30. War Dims Hope for Peace

     31. If Strike isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last a While

     32. Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures

     33. Enfields Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide

     34. Red Tape Holds Up New Bridge

     35. Deer Kill 17,000

     36. Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead

     37. Man Struck by Lightning Faces Battery Charge

     38. New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group

     39. Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft

     40. Kids Make Nutritious Snacks

     41. Chef Throws His Heart into Helping Feed Needy

     42. Arson Suspect is Held in Massachusetts Fire

     43. British Union Finds Dwarfs in Short Supply

     44. Ban On Soliciting Dead in Trotwood

     45. Lansing Residents Can Drop Off Trees

     46. Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half

     47. New Vaccine May Contain Rabies

     48. Man Minus Ear Waives Hearing

     49. Deaf College Opens Doors to Hearing

     50. Air Head Fired

     51. Steals Clock, Faces Time

     52. Prosecutor Releases Probe into Undersheriff

     53. Old School Pillars are Replaced by Alumni

     54. Bank Drive-in Window Blocked by Board

     55. Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors

     56. Some Pieces of Rock Hudson Sold at Auction

     57. Sex Education Delayed, Teachers Request Training

     58. Include your Children when Baking Cookies
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