The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.
Your kid may be an honor student but you're still an idiot!
Few women admit their age, few men act it.
I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.
Love: two vowels, two consonants, two fools.
According to my calculations the problem doesn't exist.
Some people are alive only because it is illegal to kill them.
Forget about world peace...visualize using your turn signal.
Give me ambiguity or give me something else.
We have enough youth, how about a fountain of "smart."
Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.
Lottery: a tax on people who are bad at math.
Puritanism: the haunting fear that someone, somewhere may be happy.
We are Microsoft. Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated.
Why is "abbreviation" such a long word?
Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
Diplomacy is the art of saying "nice doggie!"...till you can find a rock.
I like you but I wouldn't want to see you working with sub-atomic particles.
Lead me not into temptation, I can find it myself.
