Stanley's Interactive Adventure!

Stanley hated humans, because they were so had to maim. enjoyed pain. used him. ...

One day, Stanley was dining out at the local bistro trying to impress a sexy pair of salad tongs scraping fungus off the windows smoking grass dissecting a rat brain hiding in the closet from Gertrude the Grinder in hot water with David the Dishmop ... when a small a medium-sized a large a great big a grumpy old an irritated bowel from a ... fat person went up to him and shouted: "Steak knives don't frolic in those sort of places with kitchen items that have suspect motives!" play around doing that sort of thing!" engage in very unhealthy behavior!" fear the inevitable encounter of aggressive kitchen items!" touch that sort of thing!" surprise me at all with such behavior!" ...

So Stanley, feeling a little deaf, and embarassed, and filthy, and practical, and under the weather, and greasy, and smarmy, ... went home.

THE END