Captain Moroni! If all men were like Moroni, the Devil would have no power over the hearts of men. Alas, he lived over 2000 years ago.
Captain Moroni! If all men were like Moroni, the Devil would have no power over the hearts of men. Alas, he lived over 2000 years ago.
Captain Shang! Sweet and sensitive, but only a cartoon.
Dimitri! He speaks Russian! But the fact that he only exists in a cartoon kind of puts a damper on our relationship.
Nightcrawler! Sure, he's blue and has a tail and painfully fictional, but what a sweetie pie!
Faramir in the books is much much much nicer than Faramir in the movie. I liked Faramir so much I named my computer after him. But alas, speaking of being painfully fictional...
I'm kidding. Really.
not pictured: Tarzan, and Fred Weasley