| You're back on the
golf course. Lava is advancing across the fairway. The groundskeeper
is throwing a fit -- something about "This is worse than that gopher!"
Goofdaln, alone and knee-deep in volcanic dust, executes a swing. Brandishing his wand, he guides the ball toward the cup -- but just then, a house-size flaming boulder plummets from the sky onto the green and make a larger-than-normal divot. The ball bounces off the rock into the woods. "I'm just going to Mulligan this one," Goofdaln mumbles, scratching on his magical scorecard with a wizard pencil. He looks up and sees you. "Hello, I see you got down to the volcano all right." "Now we're trying to get away," says the young lady in your company. "Needless exposition -- but no problemo," says Goofdaln. "Let me just make a bridge -- " He turns to the edge of the plateau and shouts: "Civilius Engineerius Gallopinggertius!" -- And suddenly a bridge appears out of nowhere. Goofdaln runs on to it and beckons. "Well, come on -- " Just then the bridge vanishes. Goofdaln hangs in mid-air for a second or two, shaking his wand. The wand sputters a couple weak sparks, and dies. "I always forget to charge this thiiiiiiiiinnnnnnngggggg -- " Goofdaln drops from sight. "He'll be all right," you say. "He's very resilient. It's like he's made of rubber." "Even the brain?" "You know, that would explain a lot . . . ." The village down south is pretty much slathered with lava now, so you turn west and north. You head northwest, toward forested hills. |