| Wizard pencils have
erasers on top. Back in the Dark Ages, this was considered bewitchment.
Wizards would write their employment contracts in pencil, then get kings
to sign them. Later, the wizards would take extra sick days and the
kings would say, "That's not in the contract!" and the wizards would point
to the contract and show that, yes, it was in the contract. Now.
Wizards usually got beheaded for such trickery, hence the kingly saying, "If your pencil has a head, then you won't." Return to the golf course,
where even further volcanic annihilation is in progress.
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