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10.Remmeber my mummy costume last year, when I covered myself in masking tape?
9.I have 14 cats, 3 iguanas, and a bird.
8. I grow roses.
7. The remote wasn't working so I threw it at my cat and he go kind of...angry.
6. Oh those? My vibrator got a little out of control.
5. I fell out of a tree and hit a few ugly branches on the way down.
4. I fell while ice skate. Got trampled by other skaters and wouldn't you know the blades just happened to get me in blades.
3. I was tagged by a gang who likes to mark people as they're property.
2. I fell on a razor bush.
And the top excuse for Scars/Cuts is:
1: Little brother/sister from hell set they're Barbie of fire, and the melting head fell on my arm.
BTW, #4. 3. and 1 where made up by inverted rainbow, and #5 was make by cantstopcutting.
More Excuses:
-Must be said totally blankly, "kinky sex, lots and lots of very kinky sex."
-Sent in by Potter Of Faerie