ALTERNATIVE BIO FOR "Auntie Roger" for MD Name of Writer: RonTarget Realm: MD Sex: "yes please!" Age: "dear heart--let your old Auntie school you . . . A lady doesn't tell and a gentleman doesn't ask! Now be off with you!" Race: "only to a really good clearance sale!" Height: 6'4" Weight: "my! You are the cheeky one aren't you? Tell you what--you tell me yours and I just might tell you mine!" Voice: a light, lilting tenor that tends to slip back and forth into accents--seemingly at random Hair Color: chestnut with red highlights--all natural of course! Eye Color: green-flecked gray Complexion: fair to rosy Build: broad and heavy, muscles covered by a slight layer of fat--just to round off the curves. Tattoos/Piercings/Scars/Birthmarks: pierced ears and nipples. A cute little rose-shaped birthmark on her left buttock Sexual Preference: gay, Gay, GAY! Fantasy: orgy with Brad Pitt, Matt Damon, Ben Affleck, Colin Farrel and Lance Armstrong Strengths: kind, gentle, loyal, always willing to help a friend, generous to a fault. Weaknesses: pushy, nosy, tends to get over-involved in the lives of others, dramatic, shopaholic, stubborn Odd Quirks (if applicable): "odd? Odd??? My, you are rude!!! Dear heart--don't think of me as odd--think of me as unique! One of a kind! Delightfully different!!! That's ever-so-much-nicer don't you think? Of course you do!" Personality: everyone's favorite "maiden aunt" and a dear old queen. Roger is bubbly to the point of gushiness, a bit of a butterfly, floating here and there always putting her nose in and trying to "help." Hobbies: flower arranging, portrait painting (especially nudes) party planning, shopping, shopping, shopping! Skills: bargain hunting, painting, organizing, financial planning Magic (if applicable): "oh, don't be silly! Any magic I might have is just a smile, friendly greeting or a helping hand! What bettter magic is there, dear heart?" Weapons (if applicable): viscious gossip Occupation: Investment Counselor with a client of one. Background History:
Roger Bettencourt is a symphony in contrasts: he grew up poor but intelligent and driven to succeed so he used everything he could from his fine mind to excellent physical skills to get ahead. "Getting ahead" came in the form of an athletic scholarship where he became a fullback for a Nationally-ranked colege team--picking up a degree in Business Management along the way and graduating with honors. Ten years in the NFL culminated in his team winning the Super Bowl where his team won. Roger retired while still at the top of his game and lowered his public profile even as he finally decided to "come out" in a BIG way. On a lark s/he purchased a lottery ticket--and won a multimillion-dollar jackpot. Now Roger lives a quiet life as "Queen" of Morningstar Drive.
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