After like a crapload of me ignoring my mind, i've decided to finally add stuff and remove the things that people complained about. You will no longer see the penguin images, the list of places that should be bombed, or the pictures of nude girls players from OWOL and ktrain.net.
Enjoy the re-revamped elheber's Mind!
Alright, for like 4 months my PC was unhooked to the internet. In a website that revolves around being able to upload all my good stuff unto your face, having my computer online is of upmost importance.
Now, thanks to Wireless-G technology, the site that created a riot at my school will is now back and better than ever. You ask "how much better?" you ask? And you also ask "why did you repeat the ask?" you ask? Well, for the second question, i don't give a damn. As for the first question, the site is not much better at all. Some would even say, that since i returned to add more of my stuff, the site actualy turned for the worst. But that's only what some would say.
While my computer was offline i had time enough to play arround with some new pictures my friend an i took. There's a picture of a guy being run over by my car (and smiling at the same time). There's a cow in front of some cheap mall. And there's a picture i discovered in between some old pictures where i found a -gulp- ghost?
The fast driving litterature will change due to being way too long.
Alright, if'n you haven't noticed, there's been a slight makeover here in elheber's Mind. The Mind/Home page doesn't have that bomb arse Q&A everyone loves so much... that's now located in its own page. You can find it here.
Instead of the Q&A, you'll find elheber's Recent Crap located right underneath this news section. You'll find links to the new or fresh or supa' fly crap i got goin' on here.
I'll be adding some more pictures shortly so if you link to elheber's People Pics and see a whole lotta pictures don't be all like, "OMG! There's a whole lotta pictures! OMG, it's such a big surprise and i crapped in my pants!"
elheber's Menu on the left of the Mind/Home page is also new, but it's causing me much aguish and despair. I just can't seem to space them right on all pages for all browsers. But it still looks better than the old text menu.
Some things i will be adding later on is Picture logos for all the "elheber's Stuff you see on top of every page. The Recent Crap will have pictures next to them so it's much better on your eyes which are already bombarded by this horrible color scheme. Alright... thats about it. I'm outty 360.
Ok, you know that thing in the Mind/Home page where you can send me a comment, question, complaint, etc... Well, some stranger (e-man actually) visited my site and gave me this comment:
From: e-man
E-mail: Annonymouse
Text: your website layout is reminicent of a cheap porno site, without the porn. you obviously have way too much time on your hands, which can be a good thing, its better than chronic masturbation to a maxim mag.
Submit: Submit Baby!
So, thanks stranger cough best friend cough for that compliment, i think!
As for the site, i've added the people pics and pixel art sections now. They aren't working too well but it's only a matter of time. This place is moving in leaps and bounds. A few more weeks and elheber's Mind will be bigger than Yahoo! so take a picture and that photo will be worth a lot some day.
Some things are also gonna change. The Intro Q&A will not be in the Mind/Home page but in its own page to make room for elheber's Recent Crap. elheber's Recent Crap will be anything new or interesting i recently add to the site, but on the Mind/Home page for easy access (like crotchless panties).
I'm off to work now! 7 dwarfs music plays and elheber starts whistling
The mind of elheber is channeled through the internet for the first time via elheber's Mind. So, the site is completely new, and i will have to add some nice looking stuff, but for now i'm still thinking "function." I'll start working firstly on the pages and content, and making sure it all works right. Then after i'm done with that i'm gonna make this place look like a professional did it.
Here's my TO DO list:
-Create better news section
-Organize and add images to the image section
-Organize and add stuff to the litterature section
-Ignore elheber's Programs and Music section for a while
-Add links to the links section
-Make a short auto-bio and add it to a Bio link.
-Add shortcuts to interesting or important stuff via "elheber's Important Crap" menu (tentative tittle)
-Finnish the To Do list after i sleep. It's 3:28 AM.