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.: Character Profiles :. Written
by: Bluemaxx In the previous episode of Model Men, skysenshi and his hunnibunni ichi has managed to save themselves from the psyche...pych...really really evil woman Rinoa 's thong bomb plan.Unfortunately, Male Model#1; Bluemaxx (whose really really hot by the way^^), was still being held hostage by the psyche...psych.....I mean really really evil Rinoa and her elite seemingly-homosexually-inclined lackeys;the duo team of Jet Li and Jacky Chan. Now, our really really evil bad guys are paying their last respects to Dr.Lizard who was killed after that bomb blast.....thanks to skysenshi...... Location:Somewhere
in Beverly Hills (Farmer Ed's New Age Nudist and Pets Cemetary Grounds) Jacky Chan:"Waaahhh!!!"*cries* Bluemaxx:"......Why am I being tied up and riding on this thing again?" (Cameras focus on a nude Bluemaxx, all tied in a red ribbon and sitting on a large wooden horse) Rinoa:"I
dunno....I forgot already....but I like what i see.... " Bluemaxx:.....(Thinks:I hope this wooden horse is flammable......if I rub my manly tushies against this wooden thing,I may be able to cause enough heat from the friction and cause this thing to burn up and if I am lucky the paint on this thing might probably cause an explosion....killing me and these really really evil people....) Jacky Chan:"I
rope you likee lat woodie horsie Bruemaxx.....me rought the one made out
of unflammable wood......." Rinoa:"Anyhoo.....Lizard and Fluffy were not only my frinds....but they were also like my brothers......*sniff*And when I say brother,I don't mean by a real brother......I mean by the way that black people use them.Its more meaningful that way*smiles*Ain't that right,dawg?" Michael Jackson:"Damn
straight sistah!" Michael Jackson:"Hey.....being
an evil peon is the only thing that can make me sustain my really really
high-class expensive lifestyle....the pay's good.....Evil boss Rinoa has
agreed to pay me 10 times more than what Pierce Brosnan is being paid
in that James Bond movie......" Rinoa:"...."(thinks:Hehehe...what
a dumbass.....thats 10 times nothing *Lolz!* ) Suddenly several helicopters landed a few distances behind rinoa and out comes a very hot-looking woman....all dressed in a very tight leather kimono outfit.In one hand she was holding a black leather whip(similar like the one that Rinoa is using), while in her other hand was a chain-leash...... Mysterious
Woman:"Down boy! (*whips*)Down Minimaxx!" (*whips again*) The two woman
hugs in the middle of the cemetery....after spending a few minutes exchanging
warm greetings....and whipping each other. (^_^) At this point...Bluemaxx was really getting excited seeing the two hot ladies whipping each other.....the wooden horse somehow is excited too......its moving,shaking and wobbling...WHAT THE HELL?!!!Its moving?!!! Jacky Chan:"Rook!!!Minimaxx
is humping the woodie horse!!!" Katana:"Down
Minimaxx!!! (*whips*) Down! (*whips*) Sorry about that, too much curry^^....(*whips*)..."(Minimaxx
yelps and runs off hiding behind one of the Helicopters) Rinoa:"No....It
was all that skysenshi's fault!She's the one that killed Lizzy!!!" Katana:"Poor
Lizard....how i shall i missed thee....(*whips Bluemaxx again*)He has
cloned me Minimaxx from you,don'cha know?And gave me this as a birthday
present!(*smiles and whips Blublu again*)I swear by all that is leather
and holy that I will avenge Lizard's death!!! (*whips Bluemaxx repeatedly*)
You like that don't you?(*whips*)" Rinoa:"Leave
him alone!!! He's my object of harassment......I mean love....I mean evil
stuffs...whatever...hehehehehe (^_^) " (*whips Bluemaxx repeatedly*) Katana: "Okay...fine....(*whips
both Rinoa and Bluemaxx*), take him....(*whips Bluemaxx again*) you beginning
to like this don't you?^^" Katana:"Sounds
cool.....I like it.....(*whips Rinoa*)and I know you like this,don't you?(*whips
Bluemaxx*)" Meanwhile.......at
the Model men Secret Undergorund Headquarters...... elfboy&ichi:"Its
our duty.....to shake our booty!!! (^_^)" (*shakes hips and wiggles
butt*) ~To Be Continued~ Written
by: elfboy After Mr. Lizard's Funeral, Katana no Leather, Psychedelic Woman Rinoa, Jet Li, Jackie Chan & Minimaxx took Bluemaxx (with his wooden horsie) to their secret Hideout in Osaka, Japan (It's next to the McDonald's, but shhh... it's a secret). Katana's
Secret Hideout, Osaka, Japan Rinoa: What
are you doing? (whip crack) Just then, Rinoa's henchmen, Jet Li & Jackie Chan together with Katana's Minimaxx came in, all of them wearing Fubu gear. Jet Li: Whasssssssup
lor?! Rinoa & Katana: (^_^U) Katana: What are you wearing?! (whip crack) How can you be wearing my rivals brand? (whip crack) Take it off now! (whip crack) Jackie Chan: Woah! Chill my lady. These threads make me a lover not a fighter, a fuc(whip crack) with a real long dic(whip crack). Jet Li: Wood! Rinoa: Where
did you get the clothes, my evil henchmen? (whip crack) Minimaxx held out a box addressed to Jet Li & Jackie Chan. It was from Model Men Agency. Katana: Oh no! You fools! Now they know where we are! Quick take those clothes off now!!! (whip crack in Surround Sound) Jackie Chan:
I told you we shouldn't have worn these muthaf(whip crack)ing clothes! Meanwhile, many many many miles away, Model Men Agency got the location to Katana's Secret Hideout in Osaka, Japan (told you it was next to the McDonald's). Model
Men Agency, Los Angeles, California, USA In
an Airplane, Somewhere over the Pacific Ocean No one bothered to buy the plane tickets. However a quick flash of their Model Men Top Secret Agent ID's (and a flash of another kind to the stewardesses) they made it to First Class on the airplane to Japan. After another initial wait, they finally took off. Elfboy looked at his watch again, willing it to move slower or the plane to move faster. Since the plane was a bigger thing, elfboy concentrated on the watch. Firesenshi: elfy. Elfboy turned to the seat beside him, and looked into the beautiful face of Model Men Head of Security and all things Flammable, Firesenshi. She was looking at him and behind her elfboy saw the view outside the window. It was beginning to get dark outside. elfboy: What is it, Fire? The quick, calculative wheels of elfboy's mind already whirring in anticipation of all her queries. He knew she was worried about Bluemaxx, and he was jealous. But he hid his jealousy. He knew what Fire had in mind, and he had a mental list of things to say ready by the time he said her name. Firesenshi: Could I please get up? I need to use the... Fire motioned with her head to the restroom in the back. That threw elfboy, because that question was not on his list. It took him 2 seconds to fully grasp what she was saying but what a 2 seconds it was. Never on earth did a face go through so many facial expressions in 2 second. Elfboy: Of course, Fire. elfboy unbuckled his seat belt and got up, making room for her to walk out. When she had passed him he got back into his seat. He wondered what news might greet them in Japan and all the possible scenarios he might have to deal with. The quick, calculative wheels of his mind whirred. All he needed was a steam engine and a whistle and he'd have a train of thought. Top
Secret Hideout, Osaka, Japan (next to the McDonald's... but it's a secret) Bluemaxx:
My kingdom for a horse! Katana no Leather stepped out of the shadows dressed in her red leather riding costume... with matching black riding boots. She had a horse whip in her hand. Katana: Should
I discipline you? (cracks whip) Katana looked stunned. She quickly brought out her script and then looked back at Bluemaxx before looking back at the script. She crossed over and showed the page to Bluemaxx. Katana: You're
supposed to say, "Never! I'll never succumb to your hot riding boots,
you evil hot-looking momma!" Katana: Should
I discipline you? (Cracks whip) Katana dropped the whip. She held her face and shook her head. Katana: This is going to be a loooong night. Meanwhile, As Sky & Ichi got into one cab, elfboy and Fire got into another. Unfortunately for them, they got into the same cab as these people from Amazing Race. Drew: Who
the heck are you? Fire and elfboy threw Drew and Derek of Amazing Race out of the cab. They started running after it. Drew: Hey! Our luggage is still in the back!!! As our four heroes sped towards the Secret Hideout, will they arrive too late? Meanwhile Katana: ARrrrrrgh!!!! (breaks whip) [More in the next installment] written
by Bluemaxx When we last saw our heroes, the beautiful yet uncanny team of Skysenshi,Firesenshi,elfboy and Ichi, sped towards Katana-No-Leather's secret hideout.The Model Men soon arrived at a large skyscraper building all colored in pink with white polka dots.There was a sign outside the building which reads: "Katana-No-Leather's
Secret Hideout (Osaka branch,near McDonald's ^^.....More than 100,000,000
served)". elfboy:"Something
tells me that this is the place..." Our 4 beautiful heroes rushed into the building and posed down, hoping to neutralize Katana-No-Miko's security guards with their style,grace and beauty......unfortunately, it didn't work since all of the guards were watching Bluemaxx being 'disciplined' by Katana-No-Leather on their security screens. (Katana-no-Leather)"Once
again from the top.......*sigh!*Should I discipline you?(whip crack)" Japanese
Security Guard#1:"Hahaha!He just said he suck *BEEP!*.." By the time the guards realized the Model Men was there....they were all tied up by Ichi who used some extension wires under the security monitor screens.The Japanese security guards started to yell and scream calling for help.... Japanese
Security Guard#3:"Goziraaa....Goziraaa!!!" Ichi:"............" Suddenly.....a loud *PING!* nosie was heard.Our heroes turned around and saw Rinoa and Katana's lackeys; Jackie Chan,Jet Li and even Minimaxx exiting an elevator.They were still wearing the Fubu gear from the earlier scene.The 3 rapper wannabes moonwalked a few metres before turning their views towards the Model men heroes. Minimaxx:"...."(
translation:Whassup dawg?) Ichi,elfboy,Skysenshi and firesenshi:"..........." Minimaxx:"................" (translation:Yo Yo YO, my niggaz!The Fresh Pimp Minimaxx is in da house!Along with my hommies....Jetty 2-Cool Li and Jacky C!*does some hand-finger signal*We were ordered by our hot momma boss to deal with you ding-dongs...permanently.So say your prayer coz you be down with the player!)." Jacky Chan:"Wood...I
mean...Word to yo mother!" Ichi,elfboy and firesenshi:"..........." elfboy:"Honestly speaking.......YOU have no idea what you were saying just now,right?" Jacky Chan:"We no understanding diddly squat.....but it sounding so really cool!" Skysenshi:"Where's Male Model Bluemaxx, you Eminem wannabes?!!" Jet Li:"Bruemaxx is being intellogated and blainwashed by Katana-sama on the 77th floor.....Lis is the only erevator in building....(smiles evilly)....you want to save Bruemaxx?You must kung-fu and get down with me..." Skysenshi:"Ichi, you deal with the pygmy rapper!Firesenshi, you take care of Jacky Chan.....I'll handle Jet Li.....Male Model elfboy, go and save Male Model Bluemaxx!Its your duty to shake your booty!" Ichi:"....."(translation:I don't like the way she said she's gonna handle Jet Li.. ...and why do I have always have to deal with the short midgets and pygmies?) Minimaxx:"....."(translation:Shout yo mouf nigga!I ain't no pygmy....I am just vertically challenged and was blessed with a lower center of gravity.....) Ichi:"............"(translation:Riiiighhhht..... ) Minimaxx:"...."(Translation:Grrrr!!!! ) With that, Minimaxx latches onto one of ichi's leg and starts to bite him....like a terrapin on crack.Skysenshi and Jet Li however was involved in a kung-fu fight somewhere...... Skysenshi:"I am warning you...I studied aerobic kickboxing for 3 weeks already....don't make me whoop your @$$......" Jet Li:"You dun scare me with your girly threats......I shall defeat you with my secret forbidden wusyu move.(puts on green lipstick) This is the KISS of the DRAGON.... " For some reason....Ichi manage to hear Jet Li saying the word 'KISS'.Needless to say, Ichi made his way towards Skysenshi's location.....Minimaxx still biting and latching on his leg.A few metres away..... Firesenshi & Jacky Chan:"That Bluemaxx he's so hot...... " (watching the security monitor screen together....yup, its still the Bluemaxx 'education' show.... (^_^U) ) elfboy:"Wait for me Male Model#1.......I shall go and rescue you very soon....(El-Dugong pose)...Now, how does this elevator work?All this numbers......do i have to deduct or subtract something here to get to Bluemaxx's floor....Oh well...I'll just press all the buttons here then...."(presses all button from BG,LG,G to 78.) Meanwhile...... Really Evil Psychedelic Chick Rinoa has just entered Katana-No-Leather's room and was suprised to see hundreds of broken leather whips lying on the floor.In a corner, Katana-No-Leather was selecting some large horse and even elephant whips from her personal collection.Bluemaxx and his wooden horsie is located in the middle of the room......with many lash marks all over his nody and a big smile on his face.The security cameras from all four sides of the room were focussing on Bluemaxx and his wooden horsie....or more accurately, were focussing at certain parts of Bluemaxx's body.... Rinoa:"Wow....Katana-no-Mommy really whipped you.Wish I have a very large mirror now.....you have many lash marks on your body....like a tiger or something." Bluemaxx:"Hahaha....I am a Tiger...I am Tony the Tiger...I'm GRRRR-eat! Hahaha.... "(drools and smiles stupidly) Katana-No-Leather:"Tiger?He looks more like a zebra to me.....with him riding that horse and all...(whips Bluemaxx with horsewhip)You like that don't you?" Bluemaxx:"Hahahahaa....I am a Zebra...Ride me! Ride me!I'm a stallion...hahahahaa!!!...Urghhh....(drools again after giving Katana-no-Leather and Rinoa his BlueSteele look)" Rinoa:"Oooohhh.....Extreme mental unstability.The brainwashing process is going very well...(whip crack) Owchhh!!!Katana-no-Mommy! Not now....we can play later." Katana-No-Leather:"Oh-okay(whip crack).... but you did like that don't you?(waves Burmese elephant whip) To Be Continued..... written
by elfboy Model
Men: Episode 5: Enter the Leather - Part Four-play (heheh) Katana's
Secret Hideout, Osaka, Japan elfboy quickly withdrew his head (oh god, this is sounding so dirty) and the elevator doors closed. He looked up at the number on the elevator. 2nd Floor. Going Up. Kenny G songs started to play in the elevator. elfboy couldn't help but think of all the porn movies that use Kenny G songs when the 'action' starts. The elevator moved and soon it stopped once more. The doors opened. elfboy stuck his head out. Rows and rows of leather thingies. elfboy looked up at the number above the elevator. 3rd Floor. This is going to be a long elevator ride. Outside
Katana's Secret Hideout Skysenshi:
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Minimaxx:
...... (subtitles: Oooh yeah.) Minimaxx was clinging to Ichi's leg... and humping it. Which wouldn't be so bad if Minimaxx wasn't using Ichi's leg like how a stripper uses a pole. Jet Li couldn't control his laughter and he doubled over as well. Skysenshi, still laughing, got to her feet and tapped Jet Li on his shoulder. Jet Li looked up and Sky landed a haymaker and rocked Mr. "Kiss Of The Dragon" from the "Cradle to the Grave". Having disposed of Jet, Skysenshi continued laughing at Ichi. Ichi: ....
(subtitles: Could you please stop laughing and get this short horny Maxx
off my leg?) Minimaxx was gleefully humping Ichi's leg... full steam ahead. Skysenshi: Maybe we should adopt him. He'll make a nice pet. Ichi looked
at Sky in horror. Skysenshi finally acquiesced. Skysenshi: Oh alright. Here. Skysenshi removed Minimaxx from Ichi's leg with a soggy wet *plop*. As Sky held Minimaxx by his head... (the one attached to his shoulders, ecchi!!!), he continued humping air. Skysenshi: Now, how do you TURN him OFF? (note the play on words... oh nevermind (^_^U) ) As Ichi tied Minimaxx to a flagpole, (which he quickly began a very fond and beautiful friendship), Skysenshi looked at Firesenshi & Jackie Chan. They were standing, staring up at the giant screens. Bluemaxx was still getting flogged. Jackie Chan was eating popcorn which he passed to Firesenshi, who took a fistful. Neither took their eyes off the screen. Firesenshi & Jackie Chan: That Bluemaxx... he's so hot! Skysenshi and Ichi left the two to uh... battle it out, and they quickly entered the lobby. Seeing the elevator had stopped at floor 4, they took to the stairs. Meanwhile, Katana finally wrapped Rinoa tight in her whip and turned to face Bluemaxx. Her voice, being out of breath took on a deep mechanical breathing sound. Katana (in Darth Vader voice): There is no escape. Don't make me destroy you, Blue, you do not yet realize your impotence... I mean importance. Join me and I will complete your training. With our combined strength, we can bring order to the Fashion World. (whip crack) Bluemaxx:
I will never join you... well, unless it involves multiple sexual innuendos
and a clown named Bobo. Rinoa & Bluemaxx: (o_O) What?!!!! Katana (coughing & resuming normal voice): Wait... that can't be right. Katana took out her script and checked it. Katana: Oooh. Sorry. Wrong section. *Ahem*. Now where were we? Oh yes. Now I'll reveal my evil plan for revenge!!! (whip crack). At the press of a button, Katana activated the wooden Horsie Bluemaxx was sitting on. It's eyes glowed bright red and a ticking sound could be heard *ahem* Coming From Within. Bluemaxx:
Arrrgh!!! A bomb!!! Katana pressed another button on the remote control. ABBA music came from the wooden Horse. Music: Mamma Mia, here I go again. My my, how can I resist you? Bluemaxx: NooooooOOOOOoOoOOooOO! Elevator,
Katana's Hideout (it's not a secret anymore is it?) elfboy: How
did you get here so fast?! Skysenshi and Ichi looked at the control panel of the elevator. All the buttons from 6 to 78 were lit up. Ichi & Sky gave elfboy a dirty look. elfboy shrugged. elfboy: What?! Skysenshi stopped the elevator and pressed on one button. Floor Sixty-Nine!!! (Mwahehehehehe). [To be continued] written
by elfboy Katana's
Hideout, Osaka(is born every minute - PT Barnum), Japan When the elevator doors opened, all three of them stepped out in slow motion, all of them suddenly wearing black leather jackets & trenchcoats, with black shades (Think Matrix style, with Sky as Trinity, elfboy as Neo and Ichi as Morpheus... or that other guy who survives the movie.) They see a shadow seated in a chair at the table, silhouetted by the sunlight streaming in through the window. elfboy: You
sure Katana no Leather won't mind us borrowing her Leather Thingies? Their coats were being blown by this unseen wind, as our three heroes strike a pose. Skysenshi pointed at the silhouette. Skysenshi:
Your days are numbered, Katana no Leather. The chair turned around and a man in a track suit got out of the chair. It was the self-acclaimed Rapper Supremo... Eminem! Eminem: I don't think so, Coz I won't go, I'm a lyrical master, my rhymes and breaks are faster, and I'll break you Skysenshi, so you better not mess with me! Skysenshi removed her leather jacket, revealing a nice sleeveless number (by Moshino - $149.95). She opened up into her "Rhyming Tiger, Rapping Dragon" fighting stance. Her black leather boots (by Prada - $87.59) clicked on the floor ominously. Skysenshi: Ichi, my beatbox. Ichi found an abandoned microphone and cupped it to his mouth, making an amazingly realistic drum beat. Skysenshi & eminem had a... (thunder clap) Rap Off! Eminem: You're here to (bleep) my day'ah, my microphone slay'ah, but (bleep)ing rhymes is a (bleep) without a record play'ah, and all I can say'ah, is I'm a (bleep) fake'ah, and I sold out to Katana no Leath'ah. elfboy sang back up. elfboy (singing): E.F.F.E.C.T! I'm a smooth operator like my brother Ichi~ E.F.F.E.C.T, smooth operator like my sistah Skysenshi~ Skysenshi: Yo kill the bleeps, you vulgar creep, coz you rhyme like a crime all the time with your (bleep), I know you suck up, so shut the (bleep) up, coz you're going down, you're going down to China Town. elfboy (singing): S.E.X.U.A.L! I'm such a good looker can't you tell~ S.E.X.U.A.L! You can fall in love with the way that I smell. Eminem: I am a fiend, Slim Shady rated PG-18, Grab my mutha(bleep)ing (bleep) and shake it, bake it, make it, Now this is my shot! The only one that I've Got! All the other (bleep)ing rhymes I forgot! elfboy (high pitched R&B singing): E.L.F.B.O.Y! Oooh how I love the leather against your thigh~ E.L.F.B.O.Y! You're making me feel so horny & so high~ Everyone else: (-_-U) elfboy looked at all of them. elfboy: Sorry. Please continue. Skysenshi: Keep it real White Boy Trash, You're Britney Spears with more Cash, You're just a mutha(bleep)ing wussy boy with no style, you infantile child, You sold out, while waiting for a hand out, you be cheating, and beating and to the G it be the same thing. So in the future maybe, You'll just be like Vanilla Ice Ice Baby. elfboy (singing): G.R.A.M.M.Y! Give your grammy to my sistah called Sky~ G.R.A.M.M.Y! I'm so good looking to all the girls and guys~ Eminem: You call that a rap?! Skysenshi smiled and then pointed down at the floor. Eminem looked down. Minimaxx: .... (subtitles: Oooh... baggy trackpants. Got space in there for me?) Minimaxx hopped into Eminem's pants and before you can say "I'd like to thank the Academy for..." Minimaxx was doing the Horizontal Lambada with Eminem's pants. Ichi: .... (subtitles: Where did Minimaxx come from? I thought he was tied up outside.) elfboy took out the script, turned it to the appropriate page and then whacked Ichi on the head with it. elfboy: Don't point out story inconsistancies. People only read this to see how good we look in leather. elfboy, Skysenshi & Ichi flex their muscles... oooh yeah, sexual energy 1000%. Meanwhile Bluemaxx who was still seated on the Ticking Timebomb Wooden Horsie looked at Katana no Leather. Catching her looking at him, he gave her his best "Blue Lagoon" look that he used on Polo Ralph Lauren's 'Blue' Fragrance. Katana laughed at his effort. Katana: Ho ho ho! I'm already immune to all your looks Bluemaxx. I've watched all your ads a million times to prepare myself! Ho ho ho! Bluemaxx slumped back dejectedly. Bluemaxx (whispering to self): I'm so sorry, father. I have failed the Maxx name. Katana: Ho ho ho! Where is your much vaunted Blue looks now? Just then, something broke in through the window. A blue ninja rolled on the floor and came up to face Katana no Leather. Oh and Psychedelic Mistress Rinoa AnnaBanana who had just regained consciousness. With a fast sweep of his hand, the Blue ninja threw out 3 shurikens (throwing stars) pinning Katana no Leather & Rinoa AnnaBanana in very strategic places to the wall. Then the ninja untied Bluemaxx. Bluemaxx:
Who... who are you? The Blue ninja unmasks, revealing a very cute feminine face. Bluemaxx:
BlogMaxx? BlogMaxx:
Nyahh! (Crying face) Must you make fun of my looks! Bluemaxx pointed at BlogMaxx's chest, where two round mounds stood out. BlogMaxx:
Nyahh! Onii-chan! You can touch them if you want! While our Maxx brothers (no relation to the Marx brothers) were er... having their little episode, Katana no Leather & Psychedelic Woman Rinoa removed the shuriken. Katana took out the remote control for the Wooden Horsie. Katana: Ah ha! Now I will destroy you and the Model Men will be no more!!! Skysenshi: Not so fast, Katana!!! Katana whirled around and saw Skysenshi, Ichi & elfboy standing there. Katana: Rinoa! Get them!!! But Rinoa wasn't there anymore. She was flying away in the escape helicopter. Rinoa: Oyasumi! I'll visit you in prison! Don't bend down to pick up the soap... oh wait... that's only for guys (^_^U) Katana: Wahhh!!! How can you abandon your mommy!!! Katana pressed up on the Wooden Horsie controls. Two pairs of wheels came out of the legs and it started rolling towards our heroes. Bluemaxx stepped in front of his brother. Bluemaxx:
Get behind me BlogMaxx! BlogMaxx hugged Bluemaxx's still naked body, causing Bluemaxx to freak out!!! Bluemaxx: Get off! Get OFF!!! Katana was making her way up to the top floor where her escape awaited her. elfboy: Katana!
You won't get away!!! Using his immense cat-walk strength, elfboy lept for the ascending elevator that Katana was on and clung on to the bottom. Then with his incredible cat-walk agility, he pulled himself up to the elevator. In fact, dressed in leather, and with all that cat-walk ability, he looked like cat-walkman(tm). uh... wait, that doesn't sound right. elfboy: Katana,
you're going down for your dirty deeds! elfboy and Katana reached the roof. There, Katana pushed elfboy out of the elevator and with her hot riding boots, she pressed elfboy down to the floor. Katana: Oooh,
come on, you can lick my boots and I'll spare your life. elfboy pointed shyly at the split in the seams of Katana's hot riding pants. oooh... (^.^) Katana: Oooh!
For that you must pay the ultimate price!!! Katana looked
down at elfboy between her legs. She picked up her super-orgazmorator
2003 whip. Meanwhile Working up his courage, Ichi (who was pushed towards the wooden Horsie by the others) opened the hatch at the side of the wooden Horsie. Looking in, Ichi started laughing. Ichi: .....
(subtitles: Hahahahahahaha!) All of them went close to the wooden Horsie and saw why it stopped. Wooden Horsie Operating System: Windows ME. Blue Screen Error. BlogMaxx: Tsk tsk. So OBsolete. Everyone breathed a sigh of relief. Saved by old technology. Just then Katana's private elevator came down and elfboy had Katana no Leather tied up with her super-orgazmorator 2003 whip. She was grinning from ear to ear though. Firesenshi & Jackie Chan came into the room via the regular elevator. Jackie Chan:
Oooh that Bluemaxx. He's so hot! BlogMaxx slapped Jackie Chan's face a few times back and forth. Firesenshi:
What did I miss? As Fire and Ichi led Katana no Leather & Jackie Chan away, Skysenshi, elfboy & Bluemaxx talked amongst themselves as Bluemaxx put on some clothes. BlogMaxx tinkered with the Wooden Horsie. elfboy: So,
Male Model #1, this is your uh... brother, BlogMaxx. And your father is
BlowMaxx. Do you have any other relatives? elfboy: Lemme
guess. I-Maxx! As Sky, Bluemaxx & elfboy made their way down the elevator, elfboy turned to Bluemaxx. elfboy: Um...
DuMex! Our heroes walked out of Katana's Secret Hideout. elfboy: Yonex? BlogMaxx came running out after them happily. Skysenshi:
Ah! BlogMaxx. You're the technical wizard of the Maxx family right? Firesenshi:
What were you doing inside? BlogMaxx held out a copy of Windows XP Professional Edition. Bluemaxx: Wait. If you updated the O/S, wouldn't the Wooden Horsie become active?! As if in answer to Bluemaxx's question, an explosion ripped through Katana no Leather's Hideout. A giant mushroom cloud formed in the sky as millions of condoms fell from the sky like rain drops. Bluemaxx picked up a condom. Trojans. Skysenshi: I guess it was a Trojan Horse. (^_^U) (heheh, had to work this in somewhere!) As Firesenshi loaded Katana no Leather (who was still grinning from ear to ear) into the maximum security truck, Firesenshi turned to elfboy. Firesenshi:
Good work, Male Model #2. How did you manage to beat Katana by the way? [The End] As another episode ends our heroes bask in their glory. But soon, there will be another misadventure that will threaten the peace of the Fashion World. So join us for Model Men Episode 6: OctoSoshi. (cue dramatic thunder and lightning). |
