Model Men
Plot:
How two professionally really really good looking people, either through skill, luck or slapstick comedy manage to apprehend badly disguised and dressed villains with the help of a brand new pose every episode. A spoof of MTV's Spy Groove & the modelling world.

Male Model #1: Codenamed Bluemaxx
Male Model #1, Bluemaxx is a highly trained model who specializes in swimwear and thongs. Armed with his dazzling BlueSteel pose, Bluemaxx is the best of the best in the Male Model world. Voted as one of the 50 Ecchiest Men in the World by Renthouse Magazine.

Tagline: That Bluemaxx.... he's so hot!

Male Model #2: Codenamed elfboy
Male Model #2, elfboy is the elder model of the duo. His El Tapir look has propelled him to stardom, second only to Bluemaxx in the Fashion world. He specializes in streetwear and winter gear, but can parade in a bikini brief with the best of them.

Tagline: I want to be professionally really really good looking.

Skysenshi: The Boss
The owner of the Model Men agency, Skysenshi, tells Bluemaxx and elfboy what to do. She's the hot boss that doesn't know the meaning of the word quit. She gives the term hardass a new definition. She is the boss of Male Models everywhere. And she has a cute boy toy named Ichi.

Tagline: Come on boys, it's your duty to shake your booty.

Ichi: Male Model (intern)
Ichi, Skysenshi's boytoy and playmate, is a quiet and mild mannered guy content in only pleasuring his one and only Mistress. Ever reliable and always at Skysenshi's side, he turns from his normal cordial self into a tiger when Skysenshi is placed in danger.

Tagline: .....
(told you he was mild mannered)

Firesenshi: Head of Security
Firesenshi is the head of security for Model Men. In charge of debriefing our really really good looking heroes, she makes sure that they have a good head of steam ramming into... *ahem* (let me rephrase that). She makes sure that our Male Models don't screw up. And when they do, she has to bail them out.

Tagline: Utility Thongs! We should patent them.

CineMaxx: Leader of Model Men Milan Branch
CineMaxx is Bluemaxx's older sister. In fact, she is the only girl in the Maxx family. Her brothers, BodyMaxx, Bluemaxx & BlogMaxx all work for the Model Men, but her elder brother, BetaMaxx is currently working undercover inside the C.I.A (Cheap Inconvenient Apparel) - the arch-enemy to the Model Men organization. It is the mission of all the Maxx children to look for their missing father, BlackMaxx.

Psychedelic Mistress Rinoa
First appearance: episode 01 - Men in Slacks
Rinoa was once a world renowned fashion designer, until a horrible accident at a Whitening Cream plant left her permanantly beautiful. Unable to sell her fashion designs after the accident (no one took her seriously - she looked like a Model) she vowed revenge upon the critics and coutier houses who spurned her designs, by taking over and making them produce clothes for people of normal proportions (i.e: normal height and normal weight). The Fashion world trembles in fear at the prospect of producing practical clothes.

Accela: Iron Bra Baron
First appearance: episode 02 - Lord of the Thongs
Coming from the small European nation of 'Lipshtickstein', Accela was once a professionally really really good looking Male Model like our Model Men agents. But now Accela is hell bent on taking revenge against the fashion world after critics panned him for daring to wear a bra on the catwalk. Disgraced and losing his mantle of World's Prettiest Really Really Good Looking Person, Accela vowed that one day, the world will learn the true meaning of suffering and pain and having a magnificent bustiere.

Tagline: Ja. Ve don't like dem girlie men. Ve just like to dress like dem.

Orcalithe: Big O
First appearance: episode 02 - Lord of the Thongs
Big O, an ex-sumo wrestler who after daring to sport a thong in public, and rendering all his opponents (as well as the paying public) such mental and visual anguish that he was banned from the sport. Unpreturbed, Big O tried to make it to the World Wrestling Entertainment, but the sight of his thonged derriere on the Jumbotron was considered inhuman punishment.

Tagline: Ya waill doo as ye are toald or youill get in mah belly!!! (No translation exists)

Dr. 3vil: 3nity (Trinity)
First appearance: episode 03 - Dr. 3vil & Her Man-Hating Ray
Dr. 3vil is an attractive woman with a PhD in "Mass Destruction and Other Nasty but Surprisingly Arousing Acts" (intake for Harvard class 2004 happening now). After losing out on a Government grant from the ex-President of United States (because she was too pretty) to conduct her research on destroying "Male Homosexuality", Dr. 3vil has now taken matters into her own hands. Now with her trusty sidekick Kuni Igor Buni, she has created a powerful ray to make men hate men.

Tagline: You wouldn't want to know what I use that for...

Kuni Igor
First appearance: episode 03 - Dr. 3vil & Her Man-Hating Ray
Kuni Igor is part man. We have no idea which part. He is the faithful limping sidekick to Dr. 3vil and will help her find specimens to try out her experiments on. (And we don't mean just laboratory experiments)

Tagline: Yessshhh masshhter...

Mr. Lizard & Mr Fluffy
First appearance: episode 04 - Armani Army
Mr. Lizard is a mystery man. Little is known about him, other than the fact that he has a pet lizard called "Mr. Fluffy" that he pats all the time. A former Trivia Prom King who was almost fatally wounded in a tragic chess accident, he was a product of an experiment from the 1960's, an experiment into the regeneration of severed parts. However, after 40 years of hiding out at Wendy's (he was accidentally frozen in the deep freezer), Mr. Lizard was thawed and has now awaken to terrorize the world! He has set in motion, a plan to clone all the beautiful people in the world, so he can use their parts to become young and beautiful again!!!

Mr. Lizard's turn ons include, sunbathing nude, surfing the internet nude and baking chocolate chip cake nude. Nude. Nuuuuude.... nudeynudeynudeynudeynudeynuuuude.

Tagline: "Do you feel a draft?" and "Trivia me this."

Mini Men
First appearance: episode 04 - Armani Army
First of a series of Mini Men clones. All are... uh small, but pack more horniness per square inch than a brothel.

Tagline: ..... (subtitles: .....)

Katana No Leather
First appearance: episode 05 - Enter The Leather
The name of Katana No Leather is well known in the Orient; associated with leather wear and good old whippings that is the envy of many Japanese S&M queens. Katana-sama, wears a special new age leather kimono outfit which people say that is made from thousands of dwarf water-buffaloes, found only in the unique habitat in the Ginza commercial district. ( ) She also carries a whip with her all the time and no man nor woman in Japan has not heard the legendary whipping skills possessed by Katana No Leather.

Blessed with both brains and beauty, she has controlled much of the leather-wear industry in Japan,Hong Kong,Taiwan,China and Korea. Unknown to the world, Katana No Leather, is also the leader of the Japanese fashion Yakuzas who are responsible for various fashion crime offenses; such as the sales of yellow see-through shirts, bright green polyester thongs and of course the aluminium sports bra.(All of which are banned in almost all parts of the civilized world - but if you call now, you can order it for one low low price).

She is also the mentor of the evil leather psychedelic chick Rinoa and a close friend of the late nudist cloning researcher; Mr. Lizard.For some weird reason, she always finishes a sentence when talking by whipping the person she talks to.She also has a pet named Minimaxx (cloned from Bluemaxx's....DNA, thanks to Mr.Lizard, and is only 1/8th Bluemaxx's size and possesses only a 1% brain activity....) which she likes to whip around and ask to do some menial job; such as fetching the paper,chase away the postman and at times.....even as a sitting-chair or a coffee table.(fits in a luggage bag easy too^^)

Tagline: You like this, don't you?

OctoSoshi
First Appearance: episode 6 - Gensomaden OctoSoshi
In a time when the ties of Men and Gods was put to the test, as Demons (and secret agents) roamed the earth in search of the best Japanese chef in the world, one woman stood out and faced down the evil of mens heart by taming it with her Sushi Surprise Franchise. Soon, she was known as the Japanese cuisine Goddess, and she went by the name... OctoSoshi!!!

OctoSoshi however was not satisfied until she mastered the legendary 8 way Sushi slicing technique to create the Dark Sushi of Global Domination. That is, until the long lost Legendary Golden Sushi of Happiness was found. Soon she will have what she needs to rule the world and only two men can stop her. Model Men.

Based on a classical Dim Sum story about Men, women and raw fish.

OctoSoshi... Dangerous, lethal, Japanese cuisine Goddess. A master of knives, skillets and rice wine, nothing will stand in her way of obtaining the Legendary Golden Sushi of Happiness, not even the Model Men.

Tagline: "My name is NOT SUSHI!!!"

Metal Gear OctoSoshi Ray
First Appearance: episode 6 - Gensomaden OctoSoshi
Metal Gear OctoSoshi Ray is a top secret experimental Mecha designed to find the Legendary Recipe for the Golden Sushi of Happiness. It has 8 mechanical tentacles (ribbed for your viewing pleasure). It has a tendency to destroy major cities and terrorize Inner City High School Girls. How will the Model Men stop it?

elfbabes
First Appearance: episode 6 - Gensomaden OctoSoshi
elfbabes is elfboy's younger sister. Like her brother she had dreams of becoming a fashion model. But unlike her brother, she is also ultra intelligent. When her dreams of modelling were dashed because everyone kept calling her "elfboy's younger sister", she decided to learn robotics at MIT, winning a Nobel Prize for Science in the process. However when she accepted her award, they introduced her as "Elfboy's younger sister" so...
She vows to make her elder brother's life a living hell... by working for Soshi King to destroy the Model Men, but their parents don't know the truth about either her or her brother's secret lives.

Tagline: Don't call me Babes, eh! (she spent most of her childhood in Canada.)

Dr. Gr0undZer0
First Appearance: episode 7 - The Smoothie Soothie
The crazed Dietician who insists on curing World Skinniness. The first people he will cure... Models!!! After that, the world. Dr. Gr0undZer0 plans on making the world consume his "Smoothie Soothies", one sip of which will keep you coming back for more. But why is he really doing this?

Tagline: "OTAKU SHAKE!!!" (1% Fat, 97% Fun, 2% Sago). Simply nutritious.

Reyl
First Appearance: episode 8 - The YaKaZaa!
The mysterious leader of The YaKaZaa. He came to prominence with his Reyl Media Player, which streams Video on the internet. He also sponsors an annual event called "Un-REYL Tournament". He is the undisputed champion of the world. The internet trembles at the mention of his name. But who is he really? And does he really have "Star Whores Episode II: Attack of The Clowns" so I can download it?

Vol de Mort
First Appearance: episode 9 - A Beautiful Mime
Belgian Kingpin of Mime, Vol de Mort, strikes silent fear in the hearts of all those who fear mimes. But now, he has gone one step too far, sinking most of Europe into deep silence as Mimes take over the cities. But how can the Model Men hope to defeat him and his Mime-Bender machine, if they can't communicate with each other?