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.: Character Profiles :. Written
by: elfboy Location:
Paris, France In the trendy suburbs of Paris, our fashionable fashion plate, Male Model #2 elfboy is modeling the latest Armani suits in front of the Arc de Triumph, with a gorgeous but not so famous supermodel on his arm. He's wearing a blue and white horizontal striped tight fitting t-shirt with a beret on his head while carrying a Boom Box - all for the new "STEREOtypical by Armani" campaign. But little does elfboy know, that this is only the start of a new exciting adventure... elfboy: Vous
aiment le poulet frit? (Do you like fried chicken?) Meanwhile not far away, a mysterious mystery man takes out a small remote control from his jacket and aiming it at elfboy, presses the button. Car Alarm: Beep beep click. The mysterious mystery man takes out another remote control and aiming at elfboy once more, presses it. The Armani tag sewn into elfboy's t-shirt suddenly activates, as if by remote control. The frequency is tuned into elfboy's brain, controlling it. elfboy starts doing the robot and his impersonation of a former president of the United States. elfboy: I Deny Having Sexual Relations With that woman, Ms. Lewinsky. I Did Not Inhale. I Am A Sexy Beast. The Mysterious Mystery Man laughs maniacally as he and his pet lizard get in the car and zoom off crashing into the Armani fashion shoot and kidnapping our really really good looking hero. elfboy: Oral Sex Is Not Adultery. Meanwhile,
Fancy Restaurant, Los Angeles Ichi: Skyhunny. Will you please marry me? Just then the bathroom door opens and Ichi quickly gets to his feet as Skysenshi comes round the corner. She notices her image on the poster behind Ichi. Skysenshi: Oh, they still have that poster up. Ichi guides Sky to their table and after helping her back into her seat, he motions for the maitre'd to start "Operation Make Skyhunny Marry Ichi". Just as the violinist and flowers were about to approach the table and Ichi about to fall on one knee, Sky's Nokia™ 2-way Communicator Compact Case rang. Flipping open the compact, the mirror became a video screen and Firesenshi's face and voice came over the communicator. Firesenshi:
Sorry to interrupt your romantic dinner Sky, but we've just got bad news. Wonder Woman:
A twenty! Skysenshi: I'll be right over. We've got to rescue elfboy. Round up all our agents! This is a job for Model Men: Special Teams. (Expansion pack now available in stores everywhere). Skysenshi grabbed Ichi's arm and they ran out of the restaurant, leaving the violinist, maitre'd and most importantly the restaurant without paying! Stop thief!!! Location:
Model Men HQ, Los Angeles Shaft: Can
you dig it, hot momma? Suddenly a voice from the door is heard. Voice: Then perhaps I can help ya. The Model Men special team shade their eyes from the intense glare coming from the white rhinestone costume as the large man with thick sideburns entered the office. Skysenshi:
How did you get in here? The man comes into the light. ELVIS!!! Everyone:
Elvis?! Flashback
- Location: Wendy's Restaurant in 1977 Suddenly Elvis notices a double supreme Cheeseburger Royale, lying there next to the meat freezer door. As he bends over to pick it up, his cane accidentally gets stuck in the freezer door handle and opens it, and as Elvis backs up with Cheeseburger in hand, he walks into the freezer. The door slams shut behind him and he is trapped there... with Mr. Lizard!!! Return
to present - Location: Model Men HQ Skysenshi:
So you spent 25 years trapped in a Meat Freezer with Mr. Lizard, the notorious
super villain of the 1960's who inexplicably disappeared so long ago? Shaft: Okay,
my White gospel brotha, so where's this cat, Mr. Lizard chilling out now? Skysenshi:
To the Batmobile! A black van suddenly screeches to a halt outside the Model Men HQ and everyone rushes out to see Mr. T driving the van. The theme from the A-Team plays. Mr. T: Get in the van, foo! Our unlikely heroes get in, rushing off to rescue our really really really good looking (and not in a yaoi sense) hero, elfboy. Location:
Mr. Lizard's secret hideout
elfboy: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Where's his hair?!!! Mr. Lizard walks off, laughing maniacally, while stroking his lizard. (again, no sexual reference here, so don't be so ecchi brained). He comes up to the clone. Mr. Lizard: I shall call you... Mini Men. Muahahaha. Mr. Lizard then turns around to face elfboy, still trapped inside the glass tank. Mr. Lizard: Oh, and in case you're wondering, Male Model #2... I would say goodbye to your friends if I were you. Mr. Lizard takes out a remote control and switches on the big screen tv, showing Skysenshi, Firesenshi, Ichi, Bluemaxx, Shaft, Elvis and Mr. T storming an old Wendy's Restaurant. Little did they know that inside was a tough superpowered foe! Location:
Abandoned Wendy's Restaurant Suddenly a noise was heard. Everyone turned around when maniacal laughter could be heard from the corridor ahead of them. Everyone huddled together. Ichi: What
should we do? Elvis ran out of the building at top speed leaving all the others behind. Everyone:
(-_-U) Our heroes continue deeper into the Wendy's Restaurant towards the Meat Freezer when they see three well developed girls waiting for them. One was dressed in Red, another in Blue and the other in green. They looked menacingly at our heroes. Bosom: I'm
Bosom. Our heroes looked at the three voluptious superpowered girls. Skysenshi
& Firesenshi: Let's get em! The FlowerFluff girls zoom towards our heroines as their male counterparts sit there drooling. The Biggest Battle Ever on Model Men, and it's waged by girls! Can anyone stop this madness? Will any male not wanna see them rip the clothes off each other and perform other illicit fantasies?! Will there BE A PART TWO to this story? The answers
coming soon on Model Men Written
by: Bluemaxx Location:
Abandoned Wendy's Restaurant Skysenshi:Maybe
this wasn't such a good idea..... *POW!* Bluemaxx:
Ooohhh!!!That's gotta leave a mark!(looks at Firesenshi hitting Boobles
repeatitively in the...uhhh....boobs? ) Skysenshi:Arghhh!!!No
fair!!!No biting on my calves!!! *bites Bosom's.....(insert anything here)* Shaft and
Mr.T just nods and begins to unfasten pants..... Ichi:Yeah...whatever.....any ideas on how to help the girls?They dun seem to be doing very well... Scene changes to show the FlowerFluff Girls....doing something nasty to Skysenshi and Firesenshi....*just use your imagination! *Too late.....they were pinning our hot looking heroines to the ground and are applying cheap make-up to our heroines. Skysenshi:Noooooo!!!!!! Ichi:HURRY!!!!WE GOTTA DO SOMETHING!!!!Skyhunni and Firesenshi won't last long like this!!! (Just then...a miracle happened....) Elvis:Elvis
has entered the building....thank ya very much.....*wink* Bluemaxx:Ah
ha!I have a plan!!!*begins to unfasten pants* Bluemaxx pulls down his black leather pants and revealed his extra skimpy JSDF(Jumbo Size Deluxe Fire-proof) Utility Thongs(now can hold up to 101 utilities for only a low price of $29.95!Call now and receive a key-chain of Model Men for only a low price of $99.95 ! ). Our good looking hero then pressed one of the many buttons located on the right side of the thong; causing some miniaturized telescope lense to pop out from one side of the thong.Bluemaxx positions the lense towards where the FlowerFluff Girls and the Senshis are fighting.This however, can only be achieved my having Bluemaxx to bend and position his groinal area..... (^.^) Shaft:............That
Bluemaxx....he's so hot..... Bluemaxx's thong began to creating some create some 'whirring' sounds and a few moments later, a note slipped from one side of the thong.(rear-end part... (^_^U) ) Bluemaxx:Well?What
does it say? Ichi,Mr.T,Shaft
and Elvis:SILICONE!!!! Ichi:Okay....so
they hate people with bigger boobs......All we have to do is to find someone
with bigger boobs as bait.....*looks at Elvis* Elvis: DId'ja said something?I was too busy munching....and admiring my waistline.... Moments alter, after being overpowered by our good-looking heroes and after carefully using some rope from Bluemaxx's Utility Thong(Don't ask what's it for...) on Elvis's chest; "Operation Let's Save Skyhunni and that other senshi" can now begin....(Ichi thought of the name of the plan... (^_^U) ) Ichi:Let
OPERATION LET'S SAVE SKYHUNNI AND THAT OTHER SENSHI begin! Elvis:Yoohooo
there.....you 3 boob-blessed mamas!*Elvis waves at the FlowerFluff girls* The three superpowered girls zoomed towards Elvis and begins to pound at him.Luckily for Elvis...all those body fats in his body was able to absorb the FlowerFluff Girls punches well. Ichi:Hurry!!!Let's
get the hell outta here!!!*carries Skysenshi* Elvis:What the...heeelp!!!!*gets beaten up* Seconds later......The Model Men Specila Team(minus Elvis) managed to escape from the freezer safely.Ichi closed the door and froze Elvis(again...) with the FlowerFluff Girls. Ichi:Maybe...it
wasn't time for the people to meet the King again..... Voice:I congratulate all of you for escaping my trap,Model men...*strokes Mr. Fluffy*(not that way you pervs!Leave that darn thing alone! ) Skysenshi:*Gasp!*Its
you!The famous super-villain from the 60s! Bluemaxx:.....You're
not wearing pants dude......not to mention any undies. Lizard:SILENCE!!!I shall not be insulted by the likes of you!!!I have taken your friend, elfboy, captive and soon ALL OF YOU will meet your doom!Behold!One of my greatest creations!The clone that will enable me to RULE the WORLD!!! Something jumped from behind Mr. lizard and landed a few metres away from the Model Men Special team. Lizard:Mini-Men! Destroy them all! Skysenshi:You
bastard!!!You've cloned Vin Diesel!! Bluemaxx:What
the hell?!!Then that's MOBY!!!! ~To Be Continued~ Written
by: elfboy Location:
Mr. Lizard's Secret Hideout, Beverly Hills, 90210 Bluemaxx:
What is it? A dog, a cat? Everyone
looked at Firesenshi, and then at Mr. Fluffy. The clones descended upon our heroes with lightning speed, but our heroes in one smooth motion dealt with the midget clones. Dodging blows and landing punches, our heroes fought valiantly against overwhelming odds. Meanwhile in the background, elfboy was still wired to the cloning machine, which continued churning out mini versions of him... minus the hair. elfboy: Where's my hair?! Bluemaxx, showing off the latent bowling talent that he never knew he possessed, threw the clones out for a spare. Picking up a spare Mini Men, he aimed and converted the remaining Clone standing. Meanwhile Elvis was surrounded by Mini Men, who donned a pompadour wig and traded the armani suits for the white rhinestone costume. A Blue alien like creature was in the lead. Elvis: Everybody
is Kung-Fu fighting, with moves so fast like lightning... The Model Men Special Team with Mr. T, Ichi, Shaft, Bluemaxx, Elvis, Firesenshi and Skysenshi all beat up on the clones, but no matter how many they defeated, more took their place. Our heroes were soon overwhelmed by sheer numbers, and as the clones started clinging onto various limbs and body parts (lucky bastards), they dragged the senshis, and the rest of the Model Men Special Team and pinned them to the ground. Firesenshi:
We're doomed! Firesenshi:
I've got an idea. Male Model #1, give me your thong thinga-ma-jig. Controlling the Really Really Cool Looking Enemy Analyzer Thing-a-jig, she examines the Mini Men and soon after, a read out comes out of Bluemaxx. Reading it, Bluemaxx notifies Firesenshi the weakness of the Clones. Firesenshi:
Est-ce que c'est votre pistolet, ou etes-vous heureux de me voir? (Is
that your gun, or are you just happy to see me?) Everyone:
Gasp! Everyone looks at the real elfboy who too has fallen victim to Firesenshi's ploy. They look at his face, and then down. Elvis: Woah, that's an enormously big... Location:
New York City Location:
Home Improvement Store Location:
Backstage at World Wrestling Entertainment Location:
Mr. Lizard's Secret Lab Firesenshi:
Now I have total command over elfboy and his clones! The Mini Men put their pants back on and turn against Mr. Lizard, who having lost control, quickly jumps into the escape pod and speeds out of there. Our heroes rescue our beleaguered really really good looking male model, elfboy. elfboy: Quick before he escapes! Everyone stares at elfboy's pants. No one makes a move. elfboy: He's getting away! No one makes a move. Elfboy jumps up and sees everyone's eyes tracking his pants. Which is okay, if Shaft wasn't licking his lips. elfboy: Oh boy... (-_-U) Meanwhile,
In an escape pod Mr. Lizard:
I would have succeeded if it wasn't for those pesky kids! In
the Mystery Villain's Lair Back
at Mr. Lizard's Secret Lab elfboy: *zips down* *pants fall to floor* *thud* Skysenshi: Ahh... all is revealed! Who is the mystery villain? What will Mr. Lizard plan next and how will our heroes stop Mr. Lizard's evil plan? And most importantly will Shaft stop staring at elfboy's... Hot dog vendor: Wiener! Hot wieners! All will be revealed on the next Model Men ~~~[To be continued]~~~ Written
by: Bluemaxx Location:Bluemaxx's
Home(Costa Del Cornio-The condominium for really really good-looking single
people) *Click*(Opens toilet door) Bluemaxx: "Oh man......I'm so tired......and my eyes hurt...from seeing Male Model#2's....brrrr!!!" *shakes head fast* "I need a bath......Warghhhh!!!!"*jumps back and goes into various kung-fu poses* Bluemaxx: (Takes out emergency hand-phone from Utility thong)" Hello?Firesenshi?Male Model Security Division?There's a really really good looking guy in my bathroom.....Send in a SWAT team or something!!!" Firesenshi(on the phone) :"Bluemaxx,go closer and take a better look....." Bluemaxx:".....Oh, cancel that....its only me.... " . *click!*(hangs up phone) Firesenshi:"That's the 4th time this week...*sigh*That Bluemaxx....he's so hot.....but dumb as a doorknob" *sigh* Our hero; Male Model#1, Bluemaxx then proceeds to take a cold shower and was just halfway lathering himself with some green-apple scented body liquid soap when suddenly...... Bluemaxx:"Eh?I smell something.....smells like someone is baking......a cake.....in my place?"(takes towel and proceeds to go into kitchen) Voice:*singing*"I'm
too sexy for this cake....too sexy for this cake....too sexy for my kalabasa
cake..." Bluemaxx then attacks Mr.Lizard with his BlueSteel pose but all it does to Mr. Lizard was to cause Mr. Fluffy(who's clinging on Mr. Lizard's head) to yawn.The evil villain then throws the kalabasa cake at Bluemaxx, hitting him dead on, with a loud *SPLAT* sound. Bluemaxx:"You fiend!!!You've wasted a perfectly good cake........and covered my body with cream and cake bits!!! And worse....there's no scantily clothed women here to clean it off...." Mr.Lizard:"........." Bluemaxx:"Prepare
to be....*BONG!*"(gets hit with a frying-pan from behind) *POW!* The next day..........Bluemaxx(now bruised but still very very good-looking) wakes up and finds himself dressed only in a tight-fitting leather loincloth, his hand chained to some marble floor and a large metal color with the words "BluBlu" around his neck. Rinoa:"I
am glad you are finally awake, Male Model#1! I hope Jackie Chan and Jet
Li wasn't too rough on you..." Bluemaxx:"Not
at all.....my really really thick skull absorbed their kung-fu blows quite
well, thank you very much..." Bluemaxx:"Why are you still naked?"*tries not to looks Mr. Lizard's direction*"Don't you know that what you are doing is considered an 'Indecent Exposure'?" Mr.Lizard:"Indecent exposure?*sweatdrops*I am not naked.....see?I still have Mr. Fluffy here on my head.That is considered hat...so technically I am still not nude.....just semi-nude or something-nude......Nuuuuude.... nudeynudeynudeynudeynudeynuuuude...." Jet Li:*sings*[i]"Ru
can rust reave your rhat on........" Bluemaxx:"Please.....Mr.Lizard....put
on some pants.....or shoot me now.I beg of you... " (Thinks:Geez!First
Male Model#2...and now this.....what's with this anti-pants wearing sentiment?Is
this a fad or the current in-thing? ) Rinoa:"I
bet you are wondering why I have now taken you hostage, right?" Bluemaxx:"DNA?" Bluemaxx:"...." Bluemaxx:"My
God!You are planning to attack and invade LA with clones of me?!!" Bluemaxx:"That's
evil.......that must be the most evillest plan I have ever heard before.." A tall good-looking
person entered the room wearing black leather tight pants, black cowboy
boots and blue viscose SeeD shirt. bluemaxx eyes turned wide-eyed seeing
his exacr identical before him, who is now standing near Rinoa. Bluemaxx:"Whoah....I
look like that? Damn!I must be really really really good looking!" Baddmaxx:"Bye bye Bluemaxx.......that Bluemaxx, he's so hot."*waves at Bluemaxx* Rinoa:"Hii-yaaahhh!!!You
like that?(whip smack)And that?(whip smack)And that?(whip smack) ~To Be COntinued~ Written
by: elfboy Location:
Male Model Agency, Los Angeles walawala Suddenly the utility thong rang, and Baddmaxx answered it. Firesenshi's voice came over the built-in 2 way speaker (now available from Radio Shack). Firesenshi: Bluemaxx. Shake your booty and get down here to the Secret Underground Model Men Training Center. Baddmaxx:
Uh... how do I go to the Secret Underground Model Men Training Center? Baddmaxx planted his utility thong under Skysenshi's desk and went to the elevator, pressing on the button that went to the... Location:
Secret Underground Male Model Training Center, Model Men Agency, Los Angeles
agogo elfboy put on the tuxedo and shades. elfboy: I
make this look really really good. The elevator doors opened and out came... Bluemaxx. Or as it was revealed in the previous installment, in reality Baddmaxx. Baddmaxx:
I have arrived. Firesenshi sensed something not right with Bluemaxx. She didn't know what it was, but... he wasn't as hot as he usually was. And she should know. Coz that Bluemaxx is so hot. elfboy handed Baddmaxx his tuxedo. Baddmaxx stripped down to his skivvies. Firesenshi: Ooo that Bluemaxx, he's so... hmm... With Baddmaxx standing there, Firesenshi finally realized why she didn't find him hot. Firesenshi: Bluemaxx, where's your utility thong? Baddmaxx had left it at Skysenshi's office. Elfboy looked at Baddmaxx who had partially dressed in the tuxedo. Suddenly Baddmaxx lashed out at elfboy knocking him into the strategically placed glass cabinet that caused the glass to splinter. elfboy's tuxedo activated and flipped our really really good looking Male Model #2 back to his feet. Baddmaxx:
Don't make me hurt you, girlie man! elfboy: Hiyaa... set tuxedo to Random Acts of Destruction. Baddmaxx put on his tuxedo and the two started fighting fast and furious. elfboy sent Baddmaxx flying through another strategically placed glass cabinet, sending the villain clone tumbling in slow motion. But Baddmaxx spun and planting his feet on the wall, launched himself back at elfboy. elfboy threw himself on to Firesenshi to avoid the attack. Covering Firesenshi with his body, elfboy looked at her. elfboy: Are
you alright? elfboy rolled off Firesenshi and faced Baddmaxx once again. Baddmaxx took a strategically placed, uh... lead pipe? All the while while elfboy and Baddmaxx fought, the timer on the explosive utility thong ticked down. Location:
Hollywood Sign, Los Angeles Ichi took a deep breath and looked at Skysenshi, about to kneel down on one knee and ask her the question. Just then Skysenshi's cellphone rang. It was Firesenshi. Firesenshi:
Skysenshi! elfboy and an evil Bluemaxx are wrecking the Secret Underground
Model Men Training Center! And they're messing my hair. Grabbing Ichi's hand, Skysenshi got into the car and quickly sped off towards the Model Men Agency. After the first kilometer, Sky remembered to let Ichi into the car. Meanwhile, back at the Model Men Agency, Baddmaxx smashed into the strategically placed Leonardo Di Caprio. No one complained. To be continued Written
by: elfboy Location:
Location: Secret Underground Male Model Training Center, Model Men Agency,
Los Angeles Elfboy: Beyounce! My darling Beyounce Wholes! No, remember the times we talked about eventually having our Destiny Child! No, you can't die. I must save you. elfboy started blowing air into the doll. Firesenshi:
What are you doing?!! Meanwhile... Bluemaxx waits for a moment before asking again. Bluemaxx:
Now? Rinoa whips out her er... whip, and with a flick of her wrist starts to extinguish the candles on Bluemaxx's (censored) body one by one. Bluemaxx:
Wow, you're really good at this trick. Where did you learn it? Bluemaxx:
Really? Two buff men dressed in skimpy U.S Navy uniforms (inclusive of easy rip velcro) enter the room. Jackie Chan:
Oooo that Bluemaxx is so hot! Let's go somewhere else so Bluemaxx can be alone with his new found friends... Location:
Model Men Agency, Los Angeles Ichi: ....
Is that where you keep the weapons? No wonder no one could find it. Ichi sat down on Skysenshi's chair and froze. Ichi: ... Just then the bomb's holographic projection system came on. Projecting the picture of Mr. Lizard. Mr. Lizard:
Pop quiz hot shot. There's a bomb on the bust. What do you do? What do
you do? Mr. Lizard looked down. Mr. Lizard:
Oh ho... hehe, I'm just used to being naked in front of the computer.
Sorry, my apologies. The hologram disappeared. Ichi: ... 5
minutes later... Back at the... Oh sorry, wrong story... elfboy's tuxedo was ripped as he stared down Baddmaxx. elfboy: You're
not Bluemaxx. Baddmaxx:
Ahem... Everything's cool when you're one Baddmaxx. While elfboy was distracting Baddmaxx, Firesenshi snuck around and clobbered him with a fire extinguisher. Firesenshi:
How about, "Oh Fake Bluemaxx, you're so @&(#*@^(!" But Firesenshi's adrenalin was pumping at full steam. In her excitement she jumped on elfboy and ripped off the rest of his tuxedo. Firesenshi: Est-ce que c'est votre pistolet, ou etes-vous heureux de me voir? (Is that your gun or are you just happy to see me?) Woah... Location:
Model Men Agency, Los Angeles Skysenshi:
Ichi, what do we do? Ichi looked into Skysenshi's eyes, before getting down on one knee. He pulled out a small ring box and opened it. Ichi: ... Skysenshi looked down surprised at Ichi. She wiped the tears from her eyes and nodded her head. Taking the ring out of the case, Ichi put it on her finger. Skysenshi: Oh Ichi! I love you! Just then, a sliding case slid down on to the bust. P/A System: [TELEPORTATION SYSTEM INITIATED. PASSWORD: Oh Ichi! I love you! CONFIRMED - PLEASE SET DESTINATION] Skysenshi grinned evilly. Skysenshi: Please send it to... Location:
Mr. Lizard's Back up Lair Mr. Lizard: There there, Mr. Fluffy. We can wave goodbye to our Model Men problems. Ahahahahahahahaah. There was a sudden tingling glow that appeared in front of Mr. Lizard. Mr. Lizard: What is this? ARRGGGGHHH!!! KABOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!! Location:
Model Men Agency, Los Angeles Firesenshi: Wooooo! Wow! Look at the size of that thing! That's beautiful girl! Congratulations!!! Both elfboy and Ichi puffed out their chests. Firesenshi:
I wasn't talking about the size of THAT! Ecchi!!! Location:
Bluemaxx's Home (Costa Del Cornio - so take off all your clothes) Rinoa: Jackie Chan! Left foot, Green! Jackie moved his left foot towards the green circle. Bluemaxx:
This wasn't what I had in mind... The Twister™ mat was almost scrunched up into pieces as the three men tried to twist their bodies to the correct colored circles. Rinoa: Bluemaxx! Right hand, Red! Bluemaxx bent over. Jackie Chan: Ooooh, that Bluemaxx is so hot! [THE END] What wacky adventures will our two model men get into next? Only time will tell, as our saga continues in: Episode 5: Enter The Leather. |
