| NEWS ARCHIVES |
| 3-07-04 Jonah's bad luck streak continues. After getting sent to the office for takin' up for ol' Tim, he got a ticket for speedin'. 86 in 55 style. Reckless driving for those that don't know. Bobby Carden wasn't too happy about that, so now Johnny has to ride the bus. |
| 3-17-04 Nick got totally tore up today. After bustin' out a huge jaw plant that pretty much destroyed the big bush at Greenville school, he checked out his arms: totally cut to crap. Two rockin' cuts and no cam, blowed. Oh yeah, Mikey busted out his first bush dives and they were some of the best yet, which warrants him his own link. Check it out here. |
| 3-31-04 Exclusive official news: Nick declares "Last bush dive ever!". What could drive him to it you ask? Well, six stiches is what. After doin' a jaw plant in an attempt to recreate the one from last time, Mikey gave him a crush job. So, Nick being ultimo badass that he thinks he is, had to get him back. Bad idea: Total knee wreckage. It ruled when he was getting the stiches, who else do you know that busts out Lambert faces during skin reconnection. |
| 04-7-04 - Funny News: As the crew was just hangin' out at McDonald's on Tuesday eating some double cheeseburgers and what french fries Nick didn't snag from us we encountered a supposed homeless person. He first came to Tim's car and stood between Nick and Dulge (who at the time were fighting over shotgun). He proceeded to ask them for a couple of bucks for the dollar menu. Tim told him he had to get gas and nobody else would give the guy a dime. In typical homeless person style he then asks for a joint. After no luck with the crew in Tim's car he then comes over to Trav's car. He asked them the same thing but actually got some money out of Trav and Dude. Not satisfied with the 2 bucks he got out of them he then, in even more of a typical homeless person style, asks for a cold beer. Once again with no luck on the drug front he screams something across the parking lot and doesn't realize that one of his dollars is blowing away. Tim tries to get his attention and tell him that his money is blowing away but he is still yelling across the parking lot. Tim finally gets his attention and he chases his dollar around. He catches his dollar and says " God bless you all". He then just sits on the corner and we never saw him order a thing. |
| 04-12-04 Late talent show news: Clotheshangers...blowed one. Jonah and the band didn't even place, and Jonah and Dude's solo style only got second. Now that that is out of the way, the important news: Nick broke the rockin' Spiderman car at Wal-Mart. Ruled. Also, Dude and Trav did their first bush dives at the dead folks home. |
| 04-25-04: Oh yeah, some of the best bush dives period went down during the last crew trip to Lousiboig. Hottjizz is the man when it comes to the diving, bush style: Front Flip from ledge into bush? Indeed. |
| 07-01-04: There are tons of new pics all over the website...take a little time and check 'em out. This includes but is not limited to the new page of the site: the HATCH PICS page, which, of course, rules. Click on it and laugh your balls off. |
| * We totally forget to move some of the old news here, so that accounts for the huge jump in date. |
| 07-13-04: New page for you bastids...its called the Li'l Crew Page, and of course it rocks. Also, new pics on the 18 Pics page, and a new one on Tim's page, check 'em out. |
| 07-14-04: A couple updates have been made. Nick's page has a new pic and there is now a second page to the hatch pics page. A pic of Jizz has been added to the li'l crew page. Enjoy. |
| 07-24-04: A new page has been added under the Random listing...it's the STUFF page, an easy way to keep all the nonsense organized. Also, the Li'l Crew Page has had an update and now you can see the Peterstown side. To bring back an old topic that had an update on the 11th, Jonah's bad streak STILL continues as he was put on "probation" at Fox's after being scheduled to open at 9 in the morning and not opening till 1:30 in the afternoon. One more slip-up and ol' John is out on his can at Fox's. |
| 08-24-04: Hardcore late update style...Matt, Trav, and Tim are all at Concord rockin' it fierce in the Woo now, the fair rocked, and Jizz was nearly croaked after a car landed on his head. More updates to come, including fierce pictures of The Woo (the new home of Matt, Trav, and Tim) once the Concord internet situation stops chokin'. |
| 09-06-04: Random Update: A pic of Matt, Tim, and Trav hangin out at college has been added to the main page, and some pics of Jizz's post-head crush eye action have been added. You can check those out HERE. |
| 09-13-04: Alright, we have been chokin' on the news lately, so a bit of an update is in order. On August 31st Tim and Jonah went to Ozzfest and it rocked fierce. Of course, it had to, what with Slayer, Superjoint Ritual, and Black Sabbath playing. Also, while there, Jonah met Phil of Pantera, Down, and Superjoint...and he reports that it rocked. In (HOLY SHIT) Film news, there is a new movie in the works, and it is proving to be the biggest (rocked) one yet. Check out the FILMS page for more info. Oh yeah, one last thing, while on a trip for late night tacos last night, Tim, Dude, and Mike Mann thought they would take a shortcut...then less a mile up the road a cop decides to tell 'em it wasn't a good idea. After realizing there was really no good reason for pulling them over, the cop closes his rant with "Wear your seatbelts guys" Totally rocked. |
| 09-19-04: The Promo Exorcist is totally done...ah yeah, only took two weeks. Also, check out the Lists page, some additions to The Cool People and The Cool Products lists. Also, the yearbooks are now out, in the future look for scans of all the crew promos...cause they rock. |
| 11-24-04: Jesus Christ the updates are fewer and farther between everytime, but don't be worried...the crew is still rockin' fierce. A bit of a shocker to report: Jonah has put in his two weeks notice and if everything goes to his likin' and will soon be under the employment of Cracker Barrell. Also, a new segment that will hopefully keep us on our toes in the update department has been implemented. Check it out here: RANDOM ROCKINGS. |