Now, if you think college is constant madness and nonsense, get it outta ya head 'cause it mostly chokes. The thing I am about to tell you about happened during one of the many boring spells, while I (Timothy Woodhaul/Goodjaw/whatever I'm called) was doing my radio show. Ohhh, radio show! Sounds fun, huh? NOPE! It chokes. So I'm sitting there barely doing what I'm supposed to by playing some c.d. while reading a Spawn comic when I hear "Right over here!". I look up at the window and see high ranking Cool Person Dean Woods doing the highly recognizable crotch gesture (holding your hand below your balls as if to signify that your junk is very heavy). I drop my comic and open the window to say "What's up?". After some small talk, Dean makes to shut the window, only it won't shut. He says "Good luck getting this thing shut" and then throws all of his weight through his ass into the window, thus completely breaking the window. He shows an expression of shock and then runs away. I, being the complete laz-ass that I am, don't worry about it and leave it the way it is.
This brings us to the next day. Me and Dude go to the radio meeting where we are informed that everybody in the school thinks the station was broken into. I tell the dude that the window was just jacked and wouldn't shut and all is supposedly put to rest. Later that day me and Matt break into Mike Mann's room to play Halo 2 and Mike eventually shows up. The first thing he informs us of is that the radio station was broken into and alot of stuff was stolen. I simply shake my head and am amazed at how bullshit can spread so quickly.
So there you have the story of how Dean's ass broke into the Concord radio station and stole a bunch of stuff. - Tim
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