Quotes:
"This is a wiener, this is the spout. Fuck me in the bunghole and I'll scream and shout" - Mr. Lambert
"That's the coolest weiner I've ever seen" "Oh yeah, check this one out" - Goodjaw and Mr. Lambert
"This is a crouch" - Mr. Lambert
"I'll pack that shit for ya if ya want me to" - Mr. Lambert
The Watchers - The tale of an innocent guy trying to take a shit in peace who is interrupted by a perv peekin' over the wall. At first disgusted, the guy then becomes a participant of the watchin'.
Quotes:
"Nice cock over there" - Watcher 1
"Nice cock over here, huh?" Watcher 1
Dreamin' - After Goodjaw gives Jonah a swift punch in the gut, he gets a punchout job. While knocked out, he encounters "some kind of Superhumans" and they scare the jaw outta him. Well, after Nick and Jonah go through the same thing the question arises: What are these Superhumans exactly?
Quotes:
"Clotheshangers...blow you" - Lambert Superhuman
"Yeah, some kind of superhumans or somethin'" - Jonah
Baadan Country Store*
The Rodfather (Abandoned)*
Gulp Fiction (Abandoned)*
The Promo Exorcist - After Jonah dies in a car wreck he returns through possesion of Goodall to wreak havoc on his old crew members. Probably the best one. If you wanna see this bastid, give Tim an e-mail at [email protected]. From there you will totally get the info. Ah yeah rules.
Highlights include Goodjaw gettin' tackled by Jonah, the awesome campaign song which took about 45 minutes to film, and the terribly out of tune outro song.
Quotes: "You tired of getting harassed? You gettin' harassed?!? We'll put 'em in the grass, if your gettin' harassed!" - Jonah
"How 'bout uh, bring your robot to school day?" - Jonah
The Robbery - The Robbery is the tale of a theif who picks the wrong house to rob. After grabbin' a few choice items (a hair brush, roll of toliet paper, bag of cheetos, etc.) the thief realizes that the owner of the house is returning. Will he make it out in time or will the owner catch him? Only one way to find out, watch the damn thing.
Quotes:
"Who would ever want that shit?" - Dude in reference to the awesome Sleepaway Camp Boxset
"Forgot my cheetos" - Goodjaw
"You busted my cheetos!" - Goodjaw
Jason Lets it Go - Probably the worst one, but worth mentioning because of Dude's awesome ass fart. It also rules because of the terrible jump in the lighting because Dude needed a smoke break. Nobody says a word in the whole thing.
Zamboni Returns for the Jack - One of the best if not for the terriible audio situation. Timmy and Jonah had the great idea of redoing the audio on Jonah's recorder so they could add in sound effects. Good idea and it actually worked, but then it proved to be a tremendous pain in the balls to put it back onto the video. The audio and video still remain seperate, but the film is no doubt a great one.
The tale is of a songwriter who pens an evil song which summons a demon named Zamboni. Chaos ensues.
Quotes:
"What are youuuu?"- Jack
"Your guitar playing abilities are to a maximum astonishmentness" - Zamboni
"You hit me balls so now I can't walk so good" - Zamboni
Hugefellas - The tale of a group of mobsters visiting a guitar store. It all goes well until the proprieter gets outta line with a comment about one the 'fellas size.
Quotes:
"Back in the day this guy had a fuckin' two incher!" - The Proprieter
"You insulted him a little bit" - Jimmy The Jaw
"That's great" - Customer
"Heard we been havin a little problem with your gay ass" "Yeah, ya bastid" - Mobsters 1 and 2
