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| Welcome to the Asylum Library. Please refrain from drooling on the books you look at and don't try to pull the people from the pictures. They are stationary. And the butterflies you see around your head aren't real, so please do not follow the butterflies. |
| This is why you shouldn't anger a cartoonist/writer. You get put down onto something that will keep your horrible doings alive for the rest of your life. A little poem about why you shouldn't tick me off. |
| This was an assignment in my Creative Writing class where we had to do a humor piece. I started off using some other idea involving aliens running amok, but then it was getting bland. So I stayed up until I was incoherrent and gibbering to write one of the funniest things I've ever created. Origninally based off of the Tom Green show, I turned it into my own creation, running around and parodying anything that I found annoying about my high school. |
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