She has more rolls than a bakery
She has to roll over seven times to get an even tan
Shes taller lying down
She puts a purple jumper on and kidz think shes barney!
She takes her clothes to the cleaners and they say "sorry we dont do curtains"
God sed let there be light so she moved
She went to the cinema and sat next to everyone!
She went to a restraunt look at the menu and sed "ok"
Her long lost sister asked "wen are the twin babies due?"
when she rolls over in bed she burnz her ass on the light bulb
she ironz her pantz on the drive way
she wakes up in sections
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