1. We practise via webcam. I play approx 2 seconds before the rest of the band to get the sync right...you think I'm joking.
2. When I come for a long holiday (which I will) we go on an insane bus tour of the UK, surviving from the money we make at pubs and get smashed everynight, creating our own lil rock 'n' roll extravaganza (maybe even bring a video cam so we can get a show on Channel 5)
3. I come back for a hol and we have a few jams and record our amazing songs properly for once.
