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April 2002 - Chancellor Pants and the Sterile Nation
- If I were your Fascist Dictator, there�d be free chocolate pie. |
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Chancellor Pants continued...
What's the matter with you?
Listen, put away the tofu burger, hippie. I know the universe centers around you, but let me address your objections... |
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1. THERE IS NO SYSTEM IN PLACE TO MAKE MASS STERILIZATION PRACTICAL AND SUCH AN UNDERTAKING WOULD CREATE A BUREAUCRACY THAT WOULD ALMOST CERTAINLY BE FLAWED.
Yeah but you would get to have all the sex you wanted without fear of pregnancy. |
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2. SUCH A SYSTEM WOULD ALMOST CERTAINLY BE ABUSED BY THOSE IN POWER TO CONTROL WOMEN AND MINORITIES. TOTALITARIAN SYSTEMS DESIGNED TO CONTROL THE MASSES AND SUBJUGATE WOMEN, SUCH AS THE THIRD REICH AND THE CATHOLIC PAPACY HAVE MADE THE CONTROL OF THE REPRODUCTIVE RIGHTS OF WOMEN A PRIORITY.
Yeah but you would get to have all the sex you wanted without fear of pregnancy. |
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3. SUCH A SYSTEM IS GUARANTEED TO BE SKEWED RACIALLY AS ANY SYSTEM OF BUREAUCRACY IS LESS ACCESSIBLE TO THE POOR AND LESS EDUCATED, WHICH IN THIS COUNTRY, DUE TO THE CONTINUED PREJUDICES THAT LIMIT ACCESSIBILITY ARE STILL TIED TO RACE AS WELL AS GENDER, SO ULTIMATELY, AS WITH MOST SYSTEMS, REPRODUCTIVE RIGHTS WILL BE UNDER THE CONTROL OF WHITE MALES.
Yeah, but EVERYBODY, regardless of their race or economic status gets to have as much sex as they want without fear of pregnancy. |
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So c�mon, stupid and dangerous people will continue to have too many children unless we do something about it. The system would be difficult to set up, but who said creating Utopia would be easy? I suppose in the meantime it's fine to promote education and culture and elect representatives who value those things as well. And to be kind and loving to one another, helping to create a world of tolerance and understanding. With less focus on war and policing aggression, our resources could be redirected to the kinds of humanitarian and educational initiatives that will facilitate a world in healing rather than a population doomed to destroy itself. And healing starts with love, so remember, the sooner we all get sterilized, the sooner we can have all the free sex we want without fear of pregnancy. But we still have to use condoms which is a drag.
- E.A.P.
P.S. - Bullshit aside, overpopulation, poverty, child abuse, the culture of fear and hate that is devouring our world - these are real problems. Whatever it is you think we should do about it, DO it. Don't sit on your ass playing with your Playstation (unless you're playing Resident Evil 2 which kicks ass).
"The opposite of love is not hate, it's indifference.
The opposite of art is not ugliness, it's indifference.
The opposite of faith is not heresy, it's indifference.
And the opposite of life is not death, it's indifference."
- ELIE WIESEL |
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C'mon, admit it. You have to agree that mandatory sterilization
and reproductive licensing is a
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