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| September 2003 - Britney's Brain: Sorry, Nobody Home! - American middle aged guys everywhere rethinking their inappropriate thoughts. |
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| �Honestly, I think we should just trust our president in every decision he makes. And should just support that� you know� and be faithful in what happens.� |  |
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�Spoken like a true fucking idiot,� Slap sighed in complete disgust. �Well, I guess you never really know about people until you hear their opinions. That�s why pop stars shouldn�t be permitted to talk if they�re complete juvenile dough-heads. I mean her publicist or somebody should have stopped her. What a fucking travesty.� |
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Crushing out his cigarette, Slap looked hopeful. �Well, at least Christina Aguilera�s still out there. She�s a brunette now, you know. Did I mention that? I think brunettes are underrated. Yeah, brunettes are pretty damn hot when you think about it. And redheads, if they weren�t so hostile all the time.� |  |
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| �So yeah, Britney just didn�t have any depth or intelligence. And I can�t abide that.� Pants couldn't agree more. E.A.P. |
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| Read the full text of Britney's interview (you have to mentally insert all the gum-smacking sounds) |
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