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| Ths page is dedicated to Sean and Frankie. Sean who is now buried in pieces somewhere in the woods behind College Park. And Frankie, who doesn't judge you based on whether or not you put babies on pikes, rather he judges you only on whether you will let him have anal sex with you. We love you guys! |
| Have you ever played Spider Solitare? If you haven't then there is no way you can comprehend just how great a power it has. It brings you in initially with the easy and medium levels, which are possible to beat. And then when it has you in it's grasp it presents the hard level. Which I'm quite sure is impossible to win. And yet I feel the need to play it. In fact, that's where I'm going to go now. I have to beat the game. I have to! Not that I'm addicted, because I'm not...I can stop any time I want to, I just don't want to. Well, enough talkie, back to the game.... ....Just thought I'd mention that I've beaten the hardest level. And it only took me a year. |
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| PANDA! |
| Lookie here! It's a picture! Of a panda! |
| P uffy fluffy coat of fur A ngry claws to snatch Bamboo N ot a baby seal, so will not be clubbed to death D ark patches a sign of the evil hiding within A gh! Stop attacking me you damn dirty panda! |
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| This is neither Frankie nor Sean. This is Hooligan-man! I have decided to be obsessed with him, not only because he is a hooligan (great word, isn't it?), but also because (like all great men) he has a shaved head. And by "all great men" I think you know who I mean. That's right, the two sexiest men in Columbia (not that that's saying a lot), Jim and Randy! Ignoring, of course, that Randy no longer has a shaved head. |
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