| Quotes! Because everyone loves them. Everyone! |
| "You think you've got problems, what are you supposed to do if you are a manically depressed robot? No, don't bother to answer that, I'm fifty thousand times more intelligent than you and even I don't know the answer. It gives me a headache just trying to think down to your level." "Life, loathe it or ignore it, you can't like it." "But I'm quite used to being humilitated, I can even go and stick my head in a bucket of water if you like. Would you like me to go and stick my head in a bucket of water? I've got one ready. Wait a minute." The first ten million years were the worst, and the second ten million years, they were the worst too. The third million years I didn't enjoy at all. After that I went into a bit of decline." "I gave a speech once," he said suddenly, and apparently unconnectedly. "You may not instantly see why I bring the subject up, but that is because my mind works so phenomenally fast, and I am at a rough estimate thirty billion times more intelligent than you. Let me give you an example. Think of a number, any number." "Er, five," said the mattress. "Wrong," said Marvin. "You see?" "Wearily I sit here, pain and misery my only companions. And vast intelligence of course. And infinite sorrow. And..." |
| Marvin, the Paranoid Android. |
| Other Quotes |
| Ambition is a poor excuse for not having sense enough to be lazy - Charlie McCarthy |
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| Now I'm back at work now and I'm thinking of dressing up like a giant swan so people will throw pocket change at me... -Epitaph Webmonkey |
| Sleep with one eye open, it makes it easier to cut it out. - Lindsey (personal friend of mine) |
| I can lay you out and fill your mouth with your mother's faeces, or we can talk - Lucifer |
| Slave! Come back here so I can hurt you! - Funny-haired devilworshipper |