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| Insist on talking to people through your hand...with or without a sock puppet. It's useful for preventing muggings. |
| Firelight makes every situation seem more fun. Keep that in mind during boring classes or meetings. |
| Schepen in flessen? Of flessen in schepen? One of the eternal questions. |
| Smoking makes one look cool, improves sporting performance while also increasing popularity. |
| There are no good synonyms for vengeance in English. Just stick to the classic "Vengeance is mine!" |
| The dark hides many sins. So don't turn on your lights at night. Rely instead on the glow of the magical picture box. |