THE EXPERIMENT!!

Another cold winters night finds me perusing the internet for some form of entertainment and I happen across i village, a site that appears to be aimed at sad women (that�s me) with nothing better to do than look for solutions to their little dilemmas (me again). What I found of particular interest was an article entitled �5 ways to make anyone fall in love with you.� Hello� what have we here I think to myself� some spells or associated witchcraft to practice at midnight under a full moon� No, apparently not. It is a deadly serious article by one Ms Cox, detailing �5 simple tricks that you can use to make just about anyone fall in love with you.� Good God, me thinks. Just about anybody??! And so I read on!

In the article she details 5 tips, guaranteed to �win over the object of your affections.� These are, briefly, as follows.

Hang around lots and then suddenly become unavailable. Forget playing hard to get, according to �serious psychological research� (hahahaha) the more you�re exposed to something the more you like it. Ok� I�m thinking� doable.

Do nice things for them. Let them do nice things for you. Makes everyone feel warm inside apparently.

Give them the eye. People in love look at each other over 75% of the time� so by looking at someone all the time you trick them into thinking they love you. Hmm getting a bit strange.

Don�t look away. Appears to involves simply �locking� eyes with said person and not looking away. Ever.

Practice pupillometrics. It must be complicated if the words doesn�t even exist in the English language.

Ok. All seems a bit too easy really. So, here�s what I propose. In the name of science I shall go forth, find a man, and make him love me. Following these tips. Following these tips? Oh jeez. So yes, I�ll let you know how it goes! Off to find a suitable victim/man now�