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Everyone on my course finished their exams today. Becki needed to go out for her birthday which was last week too. So we did just that. Was a cool night actually in Tokes. Everyone off the course was out dressed in toga's - how cool are students, mind you i wore my furry boots - and then Katy appeared and some of the people off her course. Remember dancing with this insane chinese bloke taking the piss. He danced like Mr Bean...
Katy's course all finished uni on monday cus they all do illustration arty stuff so all the 3rd yrs n 2nd yrs went out at 11am when they'd handed all there work in and i went too and i dressed up as a white rabbit n katy dressed up as alice from alice in wonderland...n we went in the union for a bit with their tutors then to the park to play footy, climb trees, smoke spliffs, ride bikes, drink and it was really hot n sunny and then to an eat as much as u like chinese restaurant were we pissed all the Chinese ppl off by asking for tap water its a new restaurant so all the staff are new so u'd ask one and theyd go away ask the manager if we cud have tap water n come back n say no so we'd ask someone else. Then they tried to charge us for leaving too much food on our plates so we hid it. Then we went to wetherspoons for cheap doubleness and play drinking games - that didn't really take off much though. Then to Roper Hall's beer garden where we met some really weird guy called Geoffrey and i had a cool fight with James, Trigger Happy style rabbit v james. Then we went to mood but it was too expensive so we went to reflex where the white rabbit did some pole dancing. Then we went to quinceys were THAT girl danced with us all night and Thom the Swede is my new best friend too.
Ooo and then when we came out of quinceys this fashionable guy decided to pick on me and say i was the most butch looking female he's ever seen and i must be a bloke in a rabbit costume and ill always be single so this 2nd yr guy, Pick, i hardly know was like err well she's my gf actually and started an argument and then the random guy said chris/squirrel looked like a gimp and then i remember ordering 7 bags of weed on the phone of the guy who said i was his gf and then james got the fashionable guys phone number in an attempt to calm the situation down by saying "he's someone i cud get on with..."
...and theres some cool photo's going up...
Just remembered me and katy went in Pizza Hut to say hello to Claire on our way to the park and we ran around the buffet terrorising all the "international" ppl in there eating as much buffet as they cud oh and we went up to them ppl who try n stop u to ask q's on purpose to answer their Q's but we were too good for their Q's :(
Wit woo. Went to Q-Q-Q-Quinceys as did everyone else i think we erm....like. Thom the Swede and his mate who i harrassed a few weeks back (Dan), THAT girl, Tim and his disciple, Fraiser who leant me some money and i need to find him at some point to pay it back :/ and then just everyone else. Tim came to tell me that "you shouldn't look so embarrassed when you see me in the street, i think about you a lot and i'm waiting for you if you want me" heh. I made up with Thom the Swede "look muppet, i'm not guna try pull you again just stop looking at me like i'm some escaped convict..." seemed to do the trick though, THAT girl didn't look too impressed at me and Katy being well erm, me and Katy and then Thom the Swede tried to pull her :/ This dude Squirrel looked like he was going to die at any moment but managed to go home with Gabi, this girl off my course. Ate some Chili from Popadom Palace. Walked to uni tav in pissing torrential rain n then back to ours with Bob for Rizla's because the 24hour garage wasn't open...even though it's not even a bank holiday early hours of Tuesday :/ ...to talk about Paki lighters, the Windies, Take That songs and where Belgium and Zimbabwe are in relation to native Indians, curry indians....glad to see everythings back to normal.
Ooo and there'll be some pics of tonight and Emma's bday in Tokes up at some point when i get the scanner working.
In case some of you watched Sky Sports today and saw a girl with a Rovers shirt and a plastic bag on her head stood up in the stand/crowd before the blackburn utd game today being a dick and thought it vaguely looked like me....you would not be mistaken. For i was on Sky Sports today before the match wooo me...looking a complete knobhead...well done vic....
Went to see Franz Ferdinand who were top as were The Fiery Furnaces actually and finished up getting pissed in some studnt bar at Salford uni, Pav or summat...anyway Ben you're a really slow drinker either that or i'm an animal :/
Bough my ball dress woooo �160 like...
On a VP is strange note...i've been trying to master the art of skating. Me and Katy have been going down to the uni halls carpark at night and doing some "totally rad ollies". On Sunday night we went down and being a twat i tried to get on the board wearing rollerblades...little did i know Thom the Swede (some little first year i'm pretty much obsessed with) was walking past and i couldn't see him or Katy pissing herself laughing as i attempt some Jackass style stunt...into the tarmac...good job i can switch my attention to, yeah this other guy :P - i'm gonna marry him. Either him or the guy who watches us Snowboard - Emma reckons he's a townie in disguise though, so maybe i'd be better staying clear - come to think of it he was quoting The Streets lyrics at us. Then we drove to Garstang, by every back road possible i think took us about an hour to get there :/
I got tickets :D 9 of us going now :)
Raaa. Well. It was her birthday on the Tuesday but Emma wanted to go to Tokes on Wednesday plus i had to finish my project write up (which cost �30 to copy and bind incidently. Was quite a strange night, i made an effort to dress up in proper clothes. Which meant my feet killed after about an hour. Really need to stop living in my trainers and be a girl at some point.Erm so yeah we ended up in Tokes, and i spent a fortune texting the big screens slagging all the townies off in their because yeah im so hard. Shit club though but strangely amusing. Katy was well pissed and when we saw Bob she jumped on him and we all ended up on the floor. She barged out the fire exit a few times an all and when the security finally realised the nouise was because of the door open she got kicked out only to be let back in the fire door again by Sean.Anyhooow in the taxi home Sean ordered a takeaway claiming he was guna pass out if he didnt eat. Took over an hour to come this takeaway with Sean gettng pissed off and ringing them every ten minutes with racial abuse. Me and Katy woke the neighbourhood up skating down the street. we are so cool.
urgh. Left the pub at home on a minibus full of locals. Drank a lot. Some would say too much. Saw ZZtop, Vic Reeves and The Chucklebrothers. I've put pics somewhere on here lotsastuff i think. Helped get Dave chucked out of a pub cus we wus dancing and he danced his way over to the stage and i pushed him and he fell on it...taking a blokes drink with him and refused to buy the guy another. Spent far too long trying to work out which way you had to walk along the canal to get to Leeds/Liverpoo...boarded a docked up barge to ask the owners - they didn't look impressed. Went back to the pub without Dave on the bus...
wooooo reverse Revidge run via Rat's house to the blue diamond for a curry to the stanley arms for a lock in to slutty porn girl. We started too early in that half the pubs were shut or we had to ring their doorbells to find out when they were opening. We stopped off at Rat's house to see how he was doing to be told his sisters mate from uni was shagging my ex in the toilets of jaks Weds night. Rat's dad had to sell his shoes cos he was poor. From the Royal Oak to the Knowles i fall over on the field and get covered in mud and soaked - not even been drinking at this point...to the blue diamond over rough terrain again were we upset the Indian man named Rebel by being rebellious ourselves...Emma hides under the sink and me and Peet rename ourselves Stan and Esmerelda (not respectively) for the purpose of billing. Onto the Stanley Arms for a bout of arm wrestling after the locals finish their quiz with their answer to Raaaayyyyvon...everyone started chucking drinks everywhere...walked to Emma's house via Pleckgate fields raaaaaaaaaaa n yeh dudududu slutty porn meeeeyap
Snowboarding - crashed and burned big style - seriously thought i was paralysed. My back wrecks. Oh and my car's fucked won't go into 3rd gear...1st->2nd->4th great fun.
Pub brawls - ask for details.
Despite trying to get Glasto tickets all day i also had to try and finish writing up my dissertation/research project thing. Stupidly i'd thought getting a glasto ticket would take an hour two at the most and i could finish it the night before. Anyway nevermind :( So went on a pub craaaaawl revidge run :)ended up at the Malt n Hopssss. Fucked. Absolutely wankered. Spewed and everything... *** Theres new pics up in some of the old picture pages like uni random.
Farmers are fools. Oooo arrrr get arfof moi laahrrnd. Not that i'd waited all year for this day to come or anything. I spent from 8pm till 8pm the next day with only an hours kip, permanently trying to get Glastonbury tickets. I had 6 phones going and two internet connections on the webshite. I even went to my dads work to see if his LAN connection was any better at accessing their shit site. I'm truly gutted. Soddin Paul McCartney fans. Gutted. (My 2003 wristband is staying on till we go in 2005...i can't believe how long off it is)
I'm well aware i can't be arsed updating this anymore. March was shite. Dissertations/Research Projects are a pain in the arse. Snowboarding :D but not much else happened. Watched Nates band in a battle of the bands..and then after it ended up in an indian restaurant having a meal at like 11.30 which was weird. Ummm feels like we ain't been to Quinceys in years. Went to the union on the last Thursday of the month. Can't wait to finish uni now. Its doing my head in man.
Had a really exciting day but can't talk about it! :( Then got home and I went out but i'm not allowed to say who with :/ Got extremely wrecked, saw Chris Bodenham and his beautiful friend in the Malt n Hops!! Finished up in the Hindles amusing the world with our cabaret skills... came home and i now have a million tea stains on my carpet, the cat has a headache from when i accidently hit it on the head with its toy stick thing and i made the most wonderful butties before we went to bed...
Well we weren't going to go out - went to the Offy. I drank a bottle of red wine and then decided i wanted more so went back to the offy and bought a bottle of JD. Ended up drinking half of that bottle which was 70cl bottle...then we trashed the house, dancing about to RAGE ripped all the tinsel down and yeah i twas just wrecked... then me and Katy went out but we can't remember what time we went out, where we went, what we did, who we spoke to.....but from sources the next day we pieced it together. Got a taxi to Quinceys, jumped around on everyone on the dancefloor, apparently i pulled someone, then left Quinceys when it shut to go to Uni Tav (we generally refer to it as Bob's) walked past the cash machine where THAT girl was stood, i started discussion with her about drink pouring she apologised said we looked like nice people and she'd never meant to do it haha and that the bouncers chucked her out for doing it last week but she doesn't know why they did and she had to get an ambulance cos they damaged her :S then we went to Bob's (via the Bamboo, which i'd obviously jumped in cos i woke up with twigs in my jumper and hair) with some guy tagging along (the guy who played sweet child of mine the other week) Bob shouted at me cos apparently i said i was going to steal something, then i passed out on their settee...we got home at 5ish and i wanted to strip and run on the bowling green with katy filming :/ and then katy told that random guy who tagged along to sleep in my bed which he did cos i was too fucked to care....[i also now have a massive fluorescent bruise on my leg, one on my hand and one on my arm)
Ummm despite being slightly wary that THAT girl might be out to get us tonight we went anyway. She wasn't there. Ended up meeting Wiggy! and Richard. Thom the Swede was out who decided to come scream in my face :S no idea why... I ended up talking to his mate Dan for ages and then going back to his (although i'm not quite sure how i got there) which his housemates would of appreciated as i probly woke them all up trying to play guitar. Anyone who i told will know the rest of the strange events that night. I think Emma and Katy spent most of the night talking about Pancakes.
Although only a few of the Wilfrids lot turned up i think we made our presence known, demanding to be in the speech while it was being made. It felt a bit like a school disco (in a good way Vicki!, woulda been better if there was black sugar paper on the walls and chalk..) Potato pie! Later on we descended upon town and while some people went home me and Emma blagged frees tuff off people by wearing the 21 banners we nicked (sorry Vicki) and then attempted to get in Jazzy Keks but the titheads wouldn't let us in so we went to Shandar instead :)
We thought we'd re-visit the Golden Cross for a swift half but ended up getting stuck there by some local old woman who wouldn't shut up yapping to us about her daughter at liverpool uni who is now 32 and she has flashy disco lights up her arm :/ Anyway, when we got to Quinceys "that girl" was there, and alonnneeee walking to the toilets so we followed, just to see if it was actually that girl :) Met this dude called Ric an when i wandered off for a few mins 'that girl' chucked her drink on Katy. So after making random 'mitmitmwoo' noises at James and engaging in a bit of Punk/Ska dancing where i look a knob and after Luise had barged into 'that girl' i went and got the bouncers to remove her from the premises. I feel like a little kid at school..anyway, they RAN over to her picked her up off the dancefloor, carried her out of the main room and then frogmarched her out of the place. Can't say i'm too excited about the prospect of her revenge attack on Monday but it's a Toga party so i might go in cameoflauge...anyone wanna come?
Errrrr moi and Katy went in town at 7 to go watch these three bands at this smart pub got a bit drunk. Met up with these dudes James, Sophie etc I got cohersed into buying some homeless guy a double whiskey & one of John's bands CD's :/:/ like i'm made of money...we created a really strange moshpit. Singer from the second band who were from Hull took me in the pub's kitchen then pulled me then proceeded to steal cornetto's and yorskhire puddings out of the pubs freezer. Then they load their car up outside the pub to go home and the singer guy, Steve, exposes my tits to the world and takes a photo and it's on their fucking bands website...which i'm not linking you to. Erm then we went to Roper Hall and Katy pissed off 'Christina Aguilera' by running around the pool table and i woke up Tuesday afternoon to find two slips to show i'd used my Switch card twice to the total cost of �21 which means i spent �42 :/ assuming i didn't also visit the bank. Then onto popadom palace and to Bob's house but i can't remember that bit. Got to Bob's and fell asleep for like 3 minutes on Chris' bed and then woke up remembering the drums and went to have a do but Bob confiscated the sticks off me :( and then i found some red paint and pva in Chris' room which would explain why i woke up Tuesday just in time for Neighbours and thought my hand, head and lip was bleeding...
Photo's on pics page
Went in town for a few, then went to the Union, where i lost my watch...ended up getting wrecked off JD because I decided to give up pints but then I ended up drinking pints as well :/ Erm, when Promo at the Union finished at 2, we all decided to go back to Bob and some other dudes' house, which is above that big pub :/ so a big flat really. Hmm but me and Katy invited anyone who we walked past on the way there. Also, on the way there past the uni halls, there�s a load of big bamboo 5ft high bushes so I jumped in them (they're comfy) which started a trend. When everyone had taken the novelty off that I decided to declare lamp post climbing races. Anyway, when we got to Bob's (after one of the randoms had ripped a flag pole and flag off the wall n spanked everyone with it) there�s a drum kit, a couple of guitars, amps and a synth�.some quality tunes were recorded, in fact fuck me forgot about that, I recorded some on my phone yeah baby
My hair stinks...that sweet sickly urgh smell�.anyway James put this reggae music on and I really have to copy the CD there�s a classic song about "ganja" wish I could remember the words. Got home at 4.30-5am ish....and then Parcel Force woke me up at 8 had to go sign for summat that wasn�t even mine ....and i've just driven home and was in no fit state to drive� Oh and I still went in uni for ten this morning but I had no watch so i didn�t have a clue what time it was, I had to ask the Parcel Force guy because even though it was my watch I�d lost, I was convinced it was my mobile and couldn�t find it�and thats it really...oh but they'd found my watch in the union so it's ok :)
Richard says: idea for a programme, plot thus: vic, the legendary journeys. following vic around the dark underbelly of preston nightlife, encountering fights, random fellas and reggae on the way. 10.30pm, five.
Erm...not much to say really. Emma said she was gonna write about it for me. Basically we got drunk. In fact i can't remember anything of the night. Apart from stiching my top up and hmmm damn it err
That fucking bitch ("that girl") poured a drink on my straight hair and it went curly on one side. This is has gone beyond a joke. rAAAAAAr IT'S WAR!!! And then she went in the toilets bitching about me and Katy with her cronies (saying "my fist is my best friend" haha) and Katy and Emma were in a toilet. And i've got that Neighbours song in my head. Oh yeah and i pulled Thom the Swede *embarrassed face*. But on the plus side, we got to play with big beasty real guns from the policeman yesterday in lectures. Winner. Except one was made out of a chair leg :s - slightly less impressive.
Finished work at midnightish but as i was finishing there was a loud yelping outside like a guy had been stabbed but this dog had been run over by a taxi and left. Ended up having to bring it into the pub call the police and get it to a vet was a bit exciting ...but a shame cos the dog will prob end up being put down and it was the incompetent pissed dog owners fault. Blood everywhere. Eeeek
Emma - In a random act of spontaneity (helped along by a bottle of wine) I jumped aboard the fun bus (cunningly disguised as an arriva trans-penine train) to Preston students union� Paid a bloody fiver (!) to get in, found some random bloke with at least a million plastic garlands round him so grabbed as many as would fit round my neck and ran off.(I have more than Emma - Vic)
Went upstairs, full of students (precisely what I was expecting I don�t know�) went to some other room� all a bit hazy� think we were sat on some stage type effort for a while� had a few random drunken encounters with some bleach blonde barman who has a name but cant remember it.(I can't remember his real name either but i called him Bob and it seemed to amuse him :) this is a different Bob to the one that comes later on in this story - Vic)
Victoria of course can�t just be sensible in life so robbed a big fat turquoise marker from somewhere and made everyone doodle on her new white top (shall be auctioning this top at a later date, all proceeds go to VPDF � VPs Drinking Fund). Click here to view item! What else�Vic ran round after a bloke called Bob for a while�(Poor Bob, this is Bob who does the same course as Katy - Vic)
We left, went to a chippy�(Keiths, and it really did look like cum - Vic), got some chips n cum n sausage� Vic pulled this random RANDOM bloke in there (fast work)� went home� split a brew all over myself, spent a while convincing Vic she didn�t want the random boy from the chippy to come round� and then went to sleep. Hmm when I put it like that it seems quiet uneventful but it was a quality night! Hahaha oh one last thing found a card on a table with this written on it :-
WARNING!! WARNING!! I HAVE THE HIV, PLEASE AVOID MY SEXUAL SECRETIONS IN THE EVENT OF AN ACCIDENT Staylive.org
Made me giggle!!!! (I'd also like to point out, Elf the Greek on my course tried to pull uni Emma which was funny and John Yates made an appearance handing out flyers for his band - Vic)
Lots of stuff happened, including sitting in a bandstand in the pouring rain with Ernie and Care Bear, reminded me of my townie days. Ric as damn funny, got his shirt ripped and when we were buying him drinks his family where taking them off him and shouting at us, grat speech btw Ric - was gonna go back to Ric's but his family didn't approve so went back to mottis house after spending 30mins trying to arrange a carry out, Motti!!
I kicked a shit load of tossers out the pub quarter to midnight on new years eve, i wasn't popular these kids were drinking out of cans in the pub on the sly kicked them out and turns out they were in with parents so ended up about 30ppl leaving "don't serve thema nd you don't serve us either..." "fine!" Then the kids came back in to kick off with the landlady and one of these kids punched herself in the nose outside she was blatantly seen doing it so all her nose was bloody then came in saying landlady had done it. 5 to midnight cops showed up and left literally on the midnight coutdown.
Didn't finish work till 4 but at least it snowed!
Went out for a meal with the family and some of their mates in Darwen but the intention was to go out in Blackburn after with ma mates. Managed to get a taxi into Blackburn which cost 9 bloody quid got to the postal order and met Laura, James, Sarah, Ric, Emma, Ben, Al, Ian, Dico...but to be honest i couldn't be arsed with it, so got another taxi with Emma back t'Hindles which cost 7 quid and when we got there was dead so we went down the road t'other pub which was packed really...ended up pretty paraletic and a mess in general. Kept pulling Emma, in the pub full of blokes, full on, heh this guy fell out with me cos it's "disgusting and a disgrace" apparently. Anywho, rang Hindles to see if we could get in there at about 11.15 ended up trying to walk down to Hindles anyway half an hour later. Emma had gone off ahead and i was walking with Dan who then got his head kicked in quite literally by this knobhead and his biatch and their mates which was a bit unfair and then this twat tries to knock him out with a fucking big road sign and then Emma comes wading in (crowd control) thankfully removing the metal object but he still got twatted...managed to drag Dan into Hindles poor sod was unconcious. Ten minutes later landlord goes out after these knobheads... In the mean time me and Emma have gone to Ste's house and raided the Stella stash later followed with buckets of bacardi n i can't bloody stand the stuff...anyway long n short is i woke up this morning on Ste's settee with Dan's dad....bizarre...
8pm in the Postal Order? Arghhhhhh what a crap night. Al i'm so sorry yes i am a knob. I've given up drinking....seriously think i have a drink problem and those guys you thought were random and you thought i was pulling were my mates. Damn it.
Me, Emma & Katy went for a meal, with them both wearing skirts inc. Katy which is news in itself but then Katy went home which left just me and Emma to entertain ourselves, which we did. Ended up going to Tokes which i hate at the best of times but i wasn't even pissed. Had to pay a bloody fiver to get in so i was staying till the end no matter what, although i did try to drag Emma to Roper at 1ish. In Chris Martin Styleeee with a black eyeliner "I hate tokes" was branded on my hand and i paraded around the place looking for some poor tit to take the piss out of. It got better. Ended up singing a few good old anti-Burnley songs, eating the face off of some guy from "the alternative crowd" and then me and Emma put on a bit of lesbian action for some dudes who were bragging about how much money they had. One of them was the spit of Bombhead from Hollyoaks actually.
Everyone i've ever pissed off, pulled, tried to pull or just generally made a twat out of myself in front of at uni was out. Tim got thrown out quite literally for having an attitude apparently, entertaining to watch. Then as we were "dancing" to a nice bit of RAGE with Katy on my shoulders some knob punched me in the eye. Despite my attempts to get Katy and Emma to take me to casualty, the bouncer assured me i wasn't blind and sent me home. (Obviously went via poppadom palace and ate some chili) I was gutted to find no black eye the next day, just a bit of blood in there =(
Matt took me to Arsenal. Well, he tried to. Set off an hour and a half late because his dad had taken the car but eventually got to London at 12.30, KO was at 2 so we thought we were guna piss it and get there on time. Ended up driving round London like a monopoly board as slow as possible due to bloody traffic. None of the supposed "locals" knew where the hell the football ground was, a cabby sent us in the wrong direction and so by half time we'd given up on the idea of ever getting there and were on our way to a pub. stuck in another traffic jam this kid on a moped stops by the side of us so we ask for directions and he takes us via some bus lanes. Manage to catch the last 28minutes, hardly worth it. Saw a sign for London Bridge on the way home so thought it'd be cool if we could find that...spent another 2hours lost in London....nice