Clanking is illegal

Went out last night to a quiz, as some of you may have gathered if i rang you (sorry), at a 'yellow pub'.(The Adelphi) "Borrowed" 4 really pretty pint > glasses, 3 Carling and 1 Stella because our collection needs to be complete. > Went to another 'yellow pub' (Roper Hall) after the first. Got in fine even though i was clearly "clanking". (I had to put the glasses in the pockets of > my pants). Stayed approximately 4 minutes, (it was karaoke) then tried to leave guilt free, as the glasses did not belong to this particular pub.

Some absolute dickhead authoritarian (whatever the word is) monster of a probably ex-security come fat "baldy" thick bouncer/con club doorman says,

"you're clanking...sounds like bottles to me..."

"it's not bottles, seeya later" *Vic tries to escape*

"hand them over..." Baldy

"no, i ain't got any bottles" Vic

"can i have a look in your pockets please?" Baldy with backup who's surprisingly chewing chewing gum

"haha no you must be fucking joking?!?!" Vic

"she didn't steal them from here there from the other yellow pub!!" Katy *cheers Katy* "you can't take them off me they're not yours!" Vic

"..and they are not yours either..." Baldy with more back up who looks a more senior/important with an ear piece!

"...they fuckin well are mate, you find summat and you'd keep it, in fact your probably guna take these home tonight..." *vic removes 2 glasses*"..right thats it.." *vic leaves pub and walks down the street*...

"you're still clanking..." Baldy shouts and pursues with back up

"man, your obsessed, i ain't got any more u muppet, we only stayed 4 minutes in that shit hole not time to get served drink pints and leave, you don't even have these posh fucking glasses, in fact i'll be surprised if you've even got draught beer on upstairs...." *vic removes one glass from pocket*

"honestly that is now" Vic

"and the other..." Senior earpiece dude *Vic is now surrounded by three bouncers (seriously all round me and closing in...) *Emma is shiting herself and thinks the bouncers are going to twat vic*

Needless to say i gave the glasses up. Sorry but i really had the need to tell people about that, anyway go to our uni website and see if you can see any pint glass notices....

You have placed the following on the UCLan Noticeboards

Category: Wanted Heading: Branded Pint Glasses Description: We are in desperate need of some branded pint glasses for a psychology project, preferably Carling or Stella glasses. If they are in good condition will be willing to pay reasonable prices. (Particularily if it's a set.) Contact: Nina Tucker Tel: Email: *****@hotmail.com

Wed Oct 22 10:44:08 BST 2003

Cheerio!