Commitment.Community.Jihad
!!!
Osama
bin Laden University seeks to instill the fundamentals of terrorism in its students.
Whether you want the glorious martyrdom of killing hundreds of infidels in an
embassy bombing, or the more personal satisfaction of hunting down a blasphemous
author in a mullah-sanctioned fatwa, OBLU can get you where you want go!
If you can answer yes to even than half of the following, a career in terror
may be for you!
Yes!
...I want to make a difference!
...I can handle a challenge!
...I can drive a truck!
...I want to wipe that smirk off George Bush's face!
...I enjoy waving guns around and firing them into the sky randomly at large
rallies!
...I look good in a vest filled with explosives!
...I want a job that's to die for!
