TRAVEL OPPORTUNITIES & RECOGNITION
Recent graduate work in New York received worldwide attention
Recent graduates have gone to such exotic
locales as Kashmir, Chechnya, Tel Aviv and even New York City! What better
way to see the world than on a holy mission to destroy it?
WHY JIHAD. . .
"I used to just sit around and hate Americans.
Now, I get the great personal satisfaction of doing something about it."
Junior, Majoring in Car Bombing
"I like the idea of going straight to paradise
and all I have to do is get gunned down while killing Israelis. Do the math.
It's a no-brainer!"
Senior, Weapons Major
"I used to think making the streets run red with
blood was just hyperbole. Now, I know that with a whole lot of elbow grease,
and just a little bit of emtex in a truck, it can definitely be done!"
Junior, Chemistry Major
"I like getting together with my friends, going
down to the assembly hall and yelling "Jihad" for hours and hours.
It's fun!"
Freshman, Undeclared
