SOCIAL LIFE
Seniors can socialize with a nearby girl's school !!!
Of course, OBLU is not just a "terror factory." From volleyball to tetherball, students enjoy a variety of social and enrichment events outside of their daily Jihad duties. Many of the friendships made at school are strong enough to last for all eternity in the hall of martyrs!
OBLU students also enjoy these perks:
. . .Graduates receive no-money down loan for all truck or boat purchases
. . . Free subscription to "Jihad!" - the official newsletter of
the Jihad
. . .50% discount on all weapons purchases made at the student store
. . . Free parking
Apply today for Osama bin Laden University. You'll get in, if Allah wills
it.
Still unsure? Take our OBLU-sanctioned extension course, "the How-To's
of International Terrorism," offered at a Learning Annex near you.
