Description: 6'3" which is not particularly tall by todays standards, but however particularly recognisable by his outrageously sized feet which he blames on a genetic disorder passed on by his father. Richard describes himself as being extremely muscular, athletic,damnably handsome,attractive to the opposite sex and very very charming. He did however go to considerable pains to stress that none of these traits were inherited from his father and can be attributed to the fact that he treats his body as a temple. (Shirley Temple)
As a guitarist he claims he has no equal and if you are ever unlucky enough to hear him play you will have considerable difficulty in disagreeing with that statement. In truth his guitar playing can only be matched by his atrocious backing singing but at least he tries. He may in fact be described as extremely trying.
Richard finds himself attracted to the older, more sophisticated woman and has a particular penchance for his friends mothers none of whom are ever safe from his advances. He blames this personal problem on his mother fixation and the fact that he is a failed boy scout who still enjoys wearing short trousers..
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